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: You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't! We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here!
: What you been smoking, boy? Jack
: Smoke? Don't smoke cause cancer? Officer Dorf
: You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Coloumbian gold, man. Hash, the grass, the weed, dig it?
: [after dancing around, doing a raindance with a stereotypical Native American headdress on
] I'm just kidding around, officer... Officer Dorf
: OK, can it, Cochise.
: Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy. Ned
: [acting a bit silly with the stereotypical Native American gear on
] Well, there's no crazy people around here! Officer Dorf
: I told you to sit on it, Tonto!