Sheriff Michael Garris
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Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)
Tommy Jarvis: Don't shoot, please!
Sheriff Garris: You in show business, kid? You sure know how to make an entrance.
Tommy Jarvis: Listen, Jason is alive! He killed my friend...
Sheriff Garris: You better slow down, kid. You already almost got your head blown off.
Tommy Jarvis: Will you listen, dammit?
Sheriff Garris: Don't piss me off or I really will repaint this office with your brains!

Sheriff Garris: Now, that's what's known in the book as "screwing the pooch."

Tommy Jarvis: You have me where you want me. There's no reason...
Sheriff Garris: If I had you where I wanted you, they'd be pumping your ass full of formaldehyde.

Deputy Rick: This kid really wants us to believe his story.
Sheriff Garris: That's not what worries me. It's how far he'll go to actually prove it.
[Tommy suddenly turns off road]
Sheriff Garris: Fucking-A! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries.

Sheriff Garris: That's my daughter's car.
Officer Pappas: How do you want us to proceed?
Sheriff Garris: With extreme care, asshole! If the kid's with her, there's every good chance he'll try to do something crazy.
Tommy: [In the car; to Megan] Please don't do anything crazy.

Sheriff Garris: That, what we call it in the books, is screwing the pooch! Iron this punk!

Sheriff Garris: Holler if you see anything.
Officer Pappas: Like what?
Sheriff Garris: Anything that don't belong.

Sissy Baker: You mean the Jason of Camp Blood?
Tommy Jarvis: Yes.
Sheriff Garris: No.

Deputy Rick: Mike, over here!
Deputy Rick: [Garris arrives and Rick points to the ground, where they see arms and legs of a paintball player] I'll order up some body bags.
Sheriff Garris: [referring to Tommy] Our boy sure wants us to believe his story.
Deputy Rick: Well, he picked the right day to pull this shit.
Sheriff Garris: What do you mean?
Deputy Rick: Happy Friday the 13th.

Tommy Jarvis: Please, sheriff. You'll see we dug up it up.
Sheriff Garris: Well, he must've got chilly in the night and pulled the dirt back over.
Tommy Jarvis: That's not right. Somebody covered it up. I got to see it.
[Rick draws for his gun and points it at Tommy's head]
Deputy Rick: Freeze it, psycho.
Sheriff Garris: Now see what you've done. You made my deputy draw his revolver. He's been dying to try out his mail-order laser scope.
Deputy Rick: Wherever the red dot goes, you bang.