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: Mind over matter.
] Debbie Stevens
: Mind over matter? Sheila used to say that. God, every day she changes. Dan Jordan
: No. It's after every death.
: Mm, there's Dan Jordan. Mm-hmm! We are talkin' one major-league hunk!
] Alice Johnson
: You know, you are one major-league hunk. Dan Jordan
] Thanks, Alice.
: [waiting for Alice outside of the diner
] All the towns in America, and I gotta move to The Bermuda Triangle. That's great.
: So, uh, why the haunted house? Kristen Parker
: It's not just a house. It's his home. He waiting in there for me to dream. Rick Johnson
: Hey, it's okay. We're with you. Kristen Parker
: I told you, you can't help me. This isn't a normal nightmare. I'm history.
: She told us a story about Freddy. Fred Krueger. He's a town legend. He was a child killer freed on a technicality. Dan Jordan
: So? Rick Johnson
: So, a lot of parents got pissed of and, according to Kris, they hunted him down and roasted him like a Thanksgiving turkey.
: All the towns in america and I got to move The Bermuda Triangle.
: And as adults, we must now prepare for our new life outside this wonderful environment known as Springwood High. So let's blow this pop stand!
: [possessed by Freddy Krueger
] Hi, Alice. Want to make babies?
: [on the radio
] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been acting like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced by that bimbo slut whore Alice! Dan Jordan
: Mom? Freddy Krueger
: [on the radio
] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.
: [seeing someone cut their hand on a beer bottle
] God, I could have gone all night without looking at that. Greta Gibson
: You know, I think it's very strange how you draw your comics loaded with blood and guts. That freaks you out. Dan Jordan
: Yeah, it's just a little blood, guy. Mark Gray
: I know what it is, you big, dumb jock.