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: Are you trying to look unattractive? Jane Burnham
: Yes. Carolyn Burnham
: Well, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably.
: I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.
] Jane Burnham
: I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery. Ricky Fitts
: Want me to kill him for you? Jane Burnham
: Yeah. Would you?
: Are you scared? Ricky Fitts
: I don't get scared. Jane Burnham
: My parents will try to find me. Ricky Fitts
: Mine won't.
: [turning the camera on Ricky
] Don't you feel naked? Ricky Fitts
: [looking down, grinning
] I am naked.
: Somebody should just put him out of his misery. Ricky Fitts
: Do you want me to kill him? Jane Burnham
: Yeah, would you?
: So, Janie, how was school? Jane Burnham
: It was okay. Lester Burnham
: Just okay? Jane Burnham
: No, Dad, it was spectacular.
[after meeting Ricky Fitts for the first time
] Angela Hayes
: What a freak! And why does he dress like a bible salesman? Jane Burnham
: He's just so confident, it can't be real. Angela Hayes
: I don't believe him. I mean, he didn't even like, look at me once!
: So, you're fucking psycho-boy on a regular basis now? Tell me, has he got a big dick? Jane Burnham
: It's not like that. Angela Hayes
: What, hasn't he got one? Jane Burnham
: I'm not going to talk about his dick with you, OK?
: I don't think we can be friends anymore. Angela Hayes
: You're way too uptight about sex. Jane Burnham
: Just don't fuck my dad, all right? Please? Angela Hayes
: Why not?
: Jane, he's a freak! Jane Burnham
: Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect!
: Could he be any more pathetic? Angela Hayes
: I think it's sweet. And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.
: It's like God's looking right at you, just for a second, and if you're careful... you can look right back. Jane Burnham
: And what do you see? Ricky Fitts
: [seeing Lester having just been shot
] Oh, my God... Ricky Fitts
: [looks at Lester, curiously intrigued
[Lester eavesdrops on Jane and Angela through Jane's bedroom door
] Jane Burnham
: Sorry about my dad. Angela Hayes
: Don't be. I think it's funny. Jane Burnham
: Yeah, to you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones. But to me, he's just... too embarrassing to live. Angela Hayes
: Your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad's actually kind of cute. Jane Burnham
: Shut up. Angela Hayes
: He is. If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot. Jane Burnham
: Shut up! Angela Hayes
: Oh, come on. Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he's got a big dick. Jane Burnham
: You are so grossing me out right now. Angela Hayes
: If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him. Jane Burnham
: [covers her ears and sings 'la la la' over and over again
] Angela Hayes
: I would! I would suck your dad's big fat dick, and then I'd fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!
: Who are you looking for? Jane Burnham
: My parents are coming tonight. They're trying to, you know, take an active interest in me. Angela Hayes
: Gross. I hate it when my mom does that.
: Mom, do we always have to listen to this elevator music? Carolyn Burnham
: No. No, we don't. Carolyn Burnham
: As soon as you've prepared a nutritious yet savory meal that I'm about to eat, you can listen to whatever you like.