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: This is my first time.
: Yeah? Well, at least I'm not ugly! Ricky Fitts
: Yes, you are. And you're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it.
: If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.
: It's that psycho next door. Jane, what if he worships you? What if he's got a shrine with pictures of you surrounded by dead people's heads and stuff?
: I was filming this dead bird. Angela Hayes
: Why? Ricky Fitts
: Because it's beautiful.
: How's Jane? Angela Hayes
: What do you mean? Lester Burnham
: I mean, how's her life? Is she happy? Is she miserable? I'd really like to know, and she'd die before she'd ever tell me about it. Angela Hayes
: She's... she's really happy. She thinks she's in love. Lester Burnham
: Good for her. Angela Hayes
: How are you? Lester Burnham
: God, it's been a long time since anybody asked me that... I'm great. Angela Hayes
: I've gotta go to the bathroom. Lester Burnham
: I'm great.
[after meeting Ricky Fitts for the first time
] Angela Hayes
: What a freak! And why does he dress like a bible salesman? Jane Burnham
: He's just so confident, it can't be real. Angela Hayes
: I don't believe him. I mean, he didn't even like, look at me once!
: I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
: So, you're fucking psycho-boy on a regular basis now? Tell me, has he got a big dick? Jane Burnham
: It's not like that. Angela Hayes
: What, hasn't he got one? Jane Burnham
: I'm not going to talk about his dick with you, OK?
: I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy." Playground Girl #1
: Gross. Angela Hayes
: It wasn't gross. It was kinda cool. Playground Girl #1
: So did you do it with him? Angela Hayes
: Of course I did. He's like a really well known photographer. He shoots for "Elle" on like a regular basis. It would have been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down. Playground Girl #2
: You are a total prostitute. Angela Hayes
: Hey! That's how things really are. You just don't know 'cause you're this pampered little suburban chick. Playground Girl #2
: So are you. You've only been in "Seventeen" once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you're goddamn Christy Turlington! Angela Hayes
: Cunt! I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.
: I don't think we can be friends anymore. Angela Hayes
: You're way too uptight about sex. Jane Burnham
: Just don't fuck my dad, all right? Please? Angela Hayes
: Why not?
: Jane, he's a freak! Jane Burnham
: Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect!
: You total slut, you have a crush on him. You're defending him, you love him, you wanna have, like, ten thousand of his babies.
: Could he be any more pathetic? Angela Hayes
: I think it's sweet. And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.
: I was hoping you'd give me a bath. I'm very, very dirty.
: Everything that's meant to happen does.
[Lester eavesdrops on Jane and Angela through Jane's bedroom door
] Jane Burnham
: Sorry about my dad. Angela Hayes
: Don't be. I think it's funny. Jane Burnham
: Yeah, to you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones. But to me, he's just... too embarrassing to live. Angela Hayes
: Your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad's actually kind of cute. Jane Burnham
: Shut up. Angela Hayes
: He is. If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot. Jane Burnham
: Shut up! Angela Hayes
: Oh, come on. Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he's got a big dick. Jane Burnham
: You are so grossing me out right now. Angela Hayes
: If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him. Jane Burnham
: [covers her ears and sings 'la la la' over and over again
] Angela Hayes
: I would! I would suck your dad's big fat dick, and then I'd fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!
: Go fuck yourself, psycho!
: Who are you looking for? Jane Burnham
: My parents are coming tonight. They're trying to, you know, take an active interest in me. Angela Hayes
: Gross. I hate it when my mom does that.