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Father Guido Sarducci (Character)
from "Saturday Night Live" (1975)

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Casper (1995)
Father Guido Sarducci: No problem, Piece of cake... piece of CRUMB cake!


"Saturday Night Live: Margot Kidder/The Chieftains (#4.15)" (1979)
Father Guido Sarducci: To be made a saint in-a the catholic church, you have to have-a four miracles. That's-a the rules, you know. It's-a always been that-a. Four miracles, and-a to prove it. Well, this-a Mother Seton-now they could only prove-a three miracles. But the Pope-he just waved the fourth one. He just waved it! And do you know why? It's-a because she was American. It's all-a politics. We got-a some Italian-a people, they got-a forty, fifty, sixty miracles to their name. They can't-a get in just cause they say there's already too many Italian saints, and this woman comes along with-a three lousy miracles. I understand that-a two of them was-a card tricks.