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: So, what we wanna know is are you a brotha or a sista? Pat
: Well, I'm an only child...
[Pat falls down a flight of stairs
] Kyle Jacobs
: Are you all right... um... um... you there? Chris
: Yeah, hon. Did you break anything? Pat Riley
: Oh, I crushed my nuts! Kyle Jacobs
: Ooooh, that's got to hurt! Pat Riley
: Oh, shoot!
[holding up crushed walnuts
] Pat Riley
: There goes my afternoon snack!
: Howdy, Tippy! Tippy
: Oh... oh Pat... what do you want? Pat Riley
: Well I just thought I'd stop by and pick up a few personal items. Tippy
: Oh no no no, please, remember? No, I don't want to know anything about your... your sex life, okay? Pat Riley
: I just want to get a few toiletries. Uh, first of all, I need some protection... Tippy
: Oh dear God, okay, all right. Pat Riley
: ...from underarm wetness. I'm never one to offend! Tippy
: 2.50 then, all right, and you're out... Pat Riley
: What am I, in a race? Whoa! Tippy
: Well, kind of, uh... Pat Riley
: And I need a lubricant... Tippy
: What? Pat Riley
: ...for my eyes. They're drying up due to the pollen and dust in the air. Tippy
: Oh great, help me, somebody please help me! Pat Riley
: And I need some feminine napkins... Tippy
: Oh, I'm in hell... I am in hell now! Pat Riley
: You never know when Aunt Wilma's gonna stop by for lunch!
: I played with the Ween!
: I find everything about you... endlessly fascinating. Pat Riley
: Join the club!
: You were great tonight, Pat. Pat Riley
: Oh, you thought so to?
: So... did I tell you I'm unemployed? Kathy Griffin
: Yea, uh, about 400 times. Pat Riley
: Say, do you think you could make an announcement about it at the radio station? Kathy Griffin
: Absolutely not. Pat Riley
: Ok, well think about it, but when you do make the announcement let me know. I want to tell my friends to tune in. They don't listen to your show normally.
: Spekanse americano por favor?