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: You know Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything.
: I think I'll have some Tang. Prymatt Conehead
: Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon. Beldar Conehead
: Astronauts to the moon?
[Beldar and Prymatt laugh
: When the High Master hears of the destruction of our ship, he will be most displeased. Beldar Conehead
: Affirmative. He will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me. Prymatt Conehead
: All men are pigs. Prymatt Conehead
: Ah, pigs. An omnivorous domesticated cloven-hooved vertebrate that defecates in the same place it consumes. Lisa Farber
: He was behaving like a flarndip? Connie
] Flarndip? Prymatt Conehead
: A masher, a hustler, an uninvited grasper of cone. Beldar Conehead
: [Overhears this and is irate
: I was a young cone myself once. Before I met Beldar, I was very attracted to a young Thorasian forger. And I far as I was concerned there was no other life force in the universe that mattered. But then he got a job working at a volcano complex on some moon in the Petulaus Cluster. I never saw him again. And it broke my blood valve chamber.
: Beldar! Your commercial message has appeared on the ion bombardment tube!
: [to Connie
] Your cone is too young to know the senso-ring! Go to your sleep chamber without consuming mass quantities! Go!