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[Connie gulps down an entire sub sandwich
] Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can take a sandwich like that! Connie
: [pointing at Ronnie's sub
] You going to finish that?
: I think I'll have some Tang. Prymatt Conehead
: Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon. Beldar Conehead
: Astronauts to the moon?
[Beldar and Prymatt laugh
: Yeah, my grandfather's from the "Old Country". Connie
: Oh really, which one? Ronnie
: I'm not sure. One of the big ones.
: How can it take so long to do a simple alignment on an american sedan with standard rack-and-pinion steering and MacPherson struts When your garage is equipped with the proper Borg-Warner digital hydraulic radiometer? Ronnie
: Maybe because I was out back finishing a beer.
: [Catching Ronnie and Connie together
] NYAAAAHHH! Senso-rings? Where did you get those? Connie
: Under your bed? Beldar Conehead
: Unacceptable! Your cone is too young!
: [Spotting a tattoo on Connie's head
] What have you done to your cone? Connie
: Nothing? Beldar Conehead
: No? Turn around!
[turns her head
] Beldar Conehead
: NYAAAHH! Connie
: Ehhhh! It's not a real tattoo. Beldar Conehead
: Mebs! Mebs! Unacceptable! Connie
: It's just a decal; everyone's wearing them. Beldar Conehead
: If everyone jumped into a bituminous cauldron, would you jump in too? Connie
: I am not a little cone anymore, Dad! Beldar Conehead
: Maintain low tones with me! Maintain low tones! Now, you are to go to the hygenic chamber and remove it! Also, you are wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement. Connie
: Mom - ! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it? Beldar Conehead
: Do not involve the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will go to the hygenic chamber upstairs immediately, and REMOVE THE DECAL!
: He was behaving like a flarndip? Connie
] Flarndip? Prymatt Conehead
: A masher, a hustler, an uninvited grasper of cone. Beldar Conehead
: [Overhears this and is irate