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: We still goin' fishin' this weekend? Peter Gibbons
: Nah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday, I just know it. Lawrence
: Well, you can get out of that easily. Peter Gibbons
: Yeah? How? Lawrence
: Well, when a boss wants you to work on Saturday he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? Peter Gibbons
: Yeah. Lawrence
: So, all you gotta do is avoid him... on the last few hours on Friday, duck out early, turn off your answering machine... you should be home free, man. Peter Gibbons
: That's a really good idea. Lawrence
: Fuckin' A, man!
: [about the plan to steal from Initech
] Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody. Samir
: Of course. Michael Bolton
: Agreed, Lawrence
: [from the next apartment through the wall
] Don't worry, man. I won't tell anyone either. Michael Bolton
: Who the fuck is that? Peter Gibbons
: Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool.
[Peter and Lawrence are working on the crew cleaning up the burned Initech building
] Peter Gibbons
: This isn't so bad, huh? Makin' bucks, gettin' exercise, workin' outside. Lawrence
: Fuckin' A. Peter Gibbons
] Fuckin' A.
: [shouting through the wall from his apartment
] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick.
: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence
: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons
: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence
: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Peter Gibbons
: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence
: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons
: Good point. Lawrence
: Well, what about you now? What would you do? Peter Gibbons
: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence
: Well, yeah. Peter Gibbons
: Nothing. Lawrence
: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons
: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing. Lawrence
: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
: Lawrence, you awake? Lawrence
: Yeah. Peter Gibbons
: You wanna come over? Lawrence
: No, thanks, man. I don't want you fucking up my life, too.
: [as Peter leaves to confess to Lumbergh about stealing money, knowing he may go to prison
] Peter... watch out for your cornhole, bud.
: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Lawrence
: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
: Doesn't that chick look like Anne? Peter Gibbons
: Yeah, a little bit... Lawrence
: Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out? Peter Gibbons
: Yeah. I guess... I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me. Lawrence
: Yeah, I get that feeling too, man. Peter Gibbons
: What do you mean by that? Lawrence
: I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just...