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: Is that your blood? Narrator
: Some of it, yeah.
: [Reading a piece of paper
] The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club? Narrator
] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine. Richard Chesler
: The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours? Narrator
: Huh? Richard Chesler
: Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do? Narrator
] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous.
[Gets up from the chair
: [Talking slowly
] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Narrator
] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
[Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands
] And I used to be such a nice guy. Narrator
: Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
: [Into phone
] Compliance and Liability...? Marla Singer
: My tit's gonna rot off. Narrator
: [to boss
] Would you excuse me? I need to take this.
: Get the fuck out of here, you're fired! Narrator
: I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home.
: Do you want me to deprioritize my current reports until you advise me of a status upgrade? Richard Chesler
: Yes. Make these your primary action items.