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: Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by ourselves. Your Uncle Joey didn't make parole again.
[drops the cake on the dining table. It reads "Welcome Home, Uncle Joey"
] Lorraine Baines
: I think it would be nice if you all dropped him a line. Marty McFly
: Uncle "Jailbird" Joey? Dave McFly
: He's your brother, Mom. Linda McFly
: Yeah. I think it's a major embarrassment having an uncle in prison. Lorraine Baines
: We all make mistakes in life, children.
: Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody? Lorraine Baines
: Well, it'll just happen. Like the way I met your father. Linda McFly
: That was so stupid! Grandpa hit him with the car. Lorraine Baines
] It was meant to be.
: Anyway, your Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, and my heart just went out to him. Linda McFly
: Yeah, Mom, we know. You've told us this story a million times. You felt sorry for him, so you decided to go with him to the Fish Under the Sea dance. Lorraine Baines
: No, no. It was the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.
: [Marty has just woken up to a new and improved 1985, and sees his brother and sister well-dressed and sitting at the dinner table, eating breakfast
] Marty McFly
: Hey. What the hell is this? Linda McFly
: [having "originally" - before Marty went back in time and altered the past - complained about not being very popular socially
] If Paul calls, tell him I'm working late at the boutique tonight. Dave McFly
: Linda, first of all, I'm not your answering service; second of all, somebody named Greg or Craig called you just a little while ago. Linda McFly
: Well, which one was it, Greg or Craig? Dave McFly
: [a little impatiently
] I don't know! I can't keep up of all of your boyfriends!