From Back to the Future
Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by ourselves. Your Uncle Joey didn't make parole again.
[drops the cake on the dining table. It reads "Welcome Home, Uncle Joey"
I think it would be nice if you all dropped him a line.
Uncle "Jailbird" Joey?
He's your brother, Mom.
Yeah. I think it's a major embarrassment having an uncle in prison.
We all make mistakes in life, children.