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: [the tribbles squeal as he pours some of his drink into Cyrano Jones' glass
] The Earthers like those fuzzy things. Don't they? Cyrano Jones
: [accepts drink, laughs nervously
] Oh, yes. Korax
: Well, frankly, I never liked Earthers. They remind me of Regulan bloodworms.
[the Klingons laugh
: That cossack! Scott
: Easy, lad. You ought to be more forgiving. Korax
: Though... I just remembered. There is one Earth man who doesn't remind me of a Regulan bloodworm. That's Kirk. A Regulan bloodworm is soft, and shapeless. But Kirk isn't soft. Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood. But he's not soft. Scott
: [as Chekov gets up
] Take it easy, lad. Everybody is entitled to an opinion.
[Chekov sits down
: That's right. And if I think that Kirk is a Denebian slime devil, well, that's my opinion, too. Scott
: [as Chekov gets up again
] Don't do it, mister, and that's an order. Chekov
: But you heard what he called the Captain! Scott
: Forget it. It's not worth fighting for. We're big enough to take a few insults.
[swaps Chekov's empty glass with another
: Now, drink your drink.
[Chekov sits down and obliges
: Of course, I'd say that Captain Kirk deserves his ship. We like the Enterprise. We, we really do! That sagging, old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow.
[Scotty's ears perk up
: Half the quadrant knows it; that's why they're learning to speak Klingoni! Chekov
] Mr. Scott! Scott
: [to Korax
] Laddie... don't ya think you should... rephrase that? Korax
: [in Scottish brogue
] You're right. I should. Korax
: [normal voice
] I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage!
[Korax laughs. Scotty stands up, decks him, and a brawl ensues