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: [about Rom
] He needs a woman with a body and brains. Leeta
: I have brains. Quark
: Sure you do, honey. That's why I hired you. Now, eat up, and then take those brains back to the dabo wheel where the customers can get a good long look at them.
: I've never run a restaurant, or any kind of business. I barely even know how to tend bar. Dr. Lewis Zimmerman
: That puts you one step ahead of our last bartender.
[Leeta and Rom have just professed their love for each other
: Oh... Doctor! I'm... sorry. Dr. Lewis Zimmerman
] No, don't be. True love should always win. I'm... happy for you. Really. Leeta
: You're a sweet, wonderful and brilliant man. There's someone out there for you, Doctor. I know it. Dr. Lewis Zimmerman
] I don't think so. Perhaps I'm better suited to a life of solitary research...
[an attractive alien woman walks by
] Dr. Lewis Zimmerman
: ...and dedication to my chosen field of study. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Goodbye. Leeta
: Bye. Dr. Lewis Zimmerman
: [goes after the alien woman
] Excuse me, are you familiar with the ancient text known as the 'Kama Sutra'?
: We're trying out. What about you? Quark
: I don't have the slightest interest in this... Human game. Leeta
] You know why? Jake says it's a game that takes heart. And you sold yours a long time ago.
: Alright Niners! Let's hear some chatter! Hey batter! Kasidy Yates
: Hey batter batter batter batter batter! Leeta
: Hey batter batter batter batter batter batter! Worf
: Death to the opposition!
[Nog has chosen Vic Fontaine's holoprogram as his rehab
] Ezri Dax
: At first, it struck me as a little... peculiar. But after I thought it over, I began to think that this might be a good sign after all. Quark
: How can hiding in one of Julian's adolescent programs be a good sign? Dr. Julian Bashir
: Hey... Jake Sisko
: It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program. Leeta
: Or that ridiculous secret agent program. Dr. Julian Bashir
] Hey... Rom
: Or that stupid Viking program! Dr. Julian Bashir
: Are you okay? Nog
: No. But I will be.
[Rom hands out slips of latinum to potential customers of Quark's bar
: Thank you for not patronizing Quark's - Thank you for not patronizing Quark's - Thank you for not patronizing Quark's... Leeta
: I hope Rom's voice holds out. Grimp
: I hope our latinum holds out.
[Leeta laughs at Miles and Julian as they enter the bar in ancient warrior costumes
] Doctor Bashir
: I feel silly. Leeta
: I like it. It shows off your legs. Chief O'Brien
: There, you see? Your public has spoken. Leeta
: [kisses Julian
] Have fun.
[Myles and Julian walk through the bar to a holosuite
] Doctor Bashir
: What'd you call this holosuite program of yours again? Chief O'Brien
: The Battle of Clontarf. You, me, and a thousand stalwart Irish Warriors against a ravening horde of Vikings. It's like the Battle of Britain, only with swords. Doctor Bashir
: How come *you* get to be High King? Chief O'Brien
: I am a direct descendant of King Brian Boru. Besides, it's my program. Doctor Bashir
: I suppose that's only fair.
: Sit tight and trust your older brother. Rom
: But I don't want you to try to save me. Leeta
: What are you talking about? Leeta
: [to Quark
] They must have done something to his mind! Quark
: What mind?
: You've got to finish what I started. The fate of the entire Alpha Quadrant rests in your hands. Billions and billions of people are counting on you. Quark
: Boy, are they gonna be disappointed. Rom
: Brother... You can do this. You have to do this. You will do this! Quark
: What happens if I get caught? Rom
: Then we'll die together - side by side, heads held high, knowing we did our best. Leeta
: Oh Rom! Quark
: But I don't want to die. Rom
: If that's what's written... then that's what's written.
: I don't think I've ever felt this good about the end of a relationship. Leeta
: Oh, I agree. Now I can finally be honest about my feelings. Doctor Bashir
: What does *that* mean? Leeta
] It's just... In the past few months I've been thinking a lot about another man. Quark
: Let me get this straight: while you were still dating Julian here, you were having fantasies about someone else? Leeta
: I'd rather not discuss it now. Doctor Bashir
: Oh, no no no no no, you brought it up, you might as well tell me who it is. Quark
: Yes, do tell! Leeta
[looks quizzically at Quark
] Me? Leeta
: Your brother. Rom. Quark
: My brother Rom? Doctor Bashir
: His brother Rom! Leeta
] He's so cute... and very sexy...
] Doctor Bashir
: Cute! Quark
: Sexy? Doctor Bashir
] Rom? Quark
: [hands Bashir his Horga'hn
] Here. You need this more than I do.
: Have you ever noticed how all the stars look the same?
[Rom and Leeta are looking at one of many potential wedding dresses for Leeta
: What do you think? Leeta
: I don't know. What do you think? Rom
: I like it. Don't you? Leeta
: Rom, it's two handkerchiefs and a loin cloth! Rom
: I suppose we could lose the handkerchiefs.
: Captain! Can we speak to you for a moment? Rom
: If you're not too busy. Captain Sisko
: Rom, go ahead. Rom
: Would you marry me? I mean... us. I mean... would YOU... perform OUR... wedding ceremony?
: You never know who you'll meet at the dabo table.
: I've heard so much about you! Zek
: [approaching her, suggestively
] Would you like to hear more? Ishka
: [holding him back
] Remember - she's Rom's wife! Zek
: Meaning what? Ishka
: Meaning she's broke!
: I hate him. Major Kira
: No, you don't. Leeta
: All he loves is latinum. Major Kira
: No, he doesn't. Leeta
: Canceling that wedding was the best thing that ever happened to me. Major Kira
: No, it isn't. Leeta
: I am so glad he's out of my life. Major Kira
: No, you're not. Leeta
: Major - you haven't been listening to me. Major Kira
: Yes, I have. That's how I know you love him.