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EMH Mark I (Character)
from "Star Trek: Voyager" (1995)

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"Star Trek: Voyager: Author, Author (#7.20)" (2001)
[from Paris's holo-story]
EMH Mark I: [with mock sympathy] Awww! What seems to be the trouble, One of Three?
Two of Three: I'm Two of Three.
EMH Mark I: Sorry.
EMH Mark I: [to the Doctor] They're triplets - you know?

The Doctor: This is outrageous!
EMH Mark I: [lifting a golf iron] What's outrageous is that I'm going to miss my tee time!

[last lines]
First EMH Mark I: Time for your diagnostic. Report to the holo-lab.
Second EMH Mark I: I know the routine.
First EMH Mark I: And... while you're there, do yourself a favor. Ask the operator to run program 47 beta.
Second EMH Mark I: Why? What is it?
First EMH Mark I: It's called "Photons Be Free". It's quite provocative.

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Doctor Bashir, I Presume? (#5.16)" (1997)
Dr. Lewis Zimmerman: Beginning data transferral.
EMH Mark I: Data transferral? Am I being replaced?
Dr. Lewis Zimmerman: You're being supplemented by a new long-term program.
EMH Mark I: [indicating the LMH] By him?
Dr. Lewis Zimmerman: There. Transfer's complete.
LMH: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
EMH Mark I: Now, that's original. He doesn't even look old enough to be a doctor.
LMH: If you'd like my advice, you should delete this program. Now that I am here, why would you need an archaic piece of software like him?
EMH Mark I: [aghast] Archaic?