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Brunt (Character)
from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" (1993)

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"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Ferengi Love Songs (#5.20)" (1997)
Quark: What are you doing in my closet?
Brunt: Conducting official FCA business.
Quark: In my closet?

Quark: Why should I help you? You revoked my business license.
Brunt: I'll give you a new one.
Quark: You've got a deal.

Brunt: Congratulations, Quark. You're a Ferengi again.
Quark: I always was.

Brunt: So, the happy couple are back together. If the people only knew.
Quark: But they don't, and you're not gonna tell them.
Brunt: Really? Why shouldn't I?
Quark: Because the Nagus is ready for you. If you go against him, you'll lose, and you know it.
Brunt: I hate losing.
Quark: What Ferengi doesn't?

Brunt: I want you back in business. It gives me an opportunity to keep my eye on you, because one day you are going to make a mistake, and on that day, you're going to lose more than your license!
Quark: But that day is not today. Now, back in the closet, where you belong.

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Magnificent Ferengi (#6.10)" (1998)
Brunt: A child... a moron... a failure... and a psychopath. Quite a little team you've put together.

Brunt: Maybe we should start off with something easier.
Nog: Like what?
Brunt: Like ambushing a couple of Bolians.
Nog: You couldn't ambush a Bolian if he was blindfolded and tied to a tree!

Quark: No one's hiding and no one's escaping and no one's surrendering! What's wrong with you people? Have you forgotten the Battle of Prexnak?
Rom: Who could forget the most important battle in Ferengi history?
Quark: Ten Ferengi stood alone against 273 Lytasians.
Gaila: As I recall, all ten Ferengi were slaughtered.
Quark: The point is, we Ferengi are just as tough as anyone in the galaxy. And this is our chance to prove it, once and for all.
Leck: Quark's right. Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere!
Brunt: Let's do it for equal shares of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum!
Quark: It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?
Gaila: We're Ferengi.
Quark: And that's why I love you! Fifty bars it is, minus my usual finder's fee.

Nog: In a half-hour, we'll have Moogie back and we can all go home.
[everyone sighs with relief]
Gaila: Home - to the torrential rains of Ferenginar.
Brunt: You know what I miss most? The rotting vegetation.
Quark: Yep.
Rom: And the dampness.
Leck: Oh, to stand once more in those rivers of muck.
Keevan: Oh, I only wish I could be there with you.

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Family Business (#3.23)" (1995)
Brunt: Brunt, FCA.

Quark: My house is my house.
Brunt: As are its contents.
[Ferengi blessing]

Ishka: Oh, it's good to see you, son. You look well.
Rom: And you look... dressed!
Brunt: Your mother... is wearing clothes.
Quark: Mother! Get undressed this instant!

Brunt: I sincerely hope I never see any of you again.
Quark: The feeling is mutual.

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Body Parts (#4.24)" (1996)
Brunt: You are a disease, Quark, a festering tumor on the lobes of Ferengi society; and it's my job to cut you off!

Quark: Take my assets, revoke my Ferengi business license, do whatever you have to do, then get out! And if I ever see you walk into my bar again...
Brunt: Yes?
Quark: won't walk out.

[Brunt has come to claim Quark's dessicated remains, according to contract]
Quark: Maybe I wasn't clear: I'm not dying.
Brunt: Maybe *I* wasn't clear: I don't care.

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Dogs of War (#7.24)" (1999)
Brunt: It's never too early to suck up to the boss.

Brunt: Surely you're aware of the new regulation making all bribes tax-deductible.
Quark: Wait, wait, wait, wait - did you just use the T-word?
Brunt: You mean 'tax'?
Quark: Are you telling me there are... Ts on Ferenginar?

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Bar Association (#4.15)" (1996)
[Brunt's Nausicaan henchmen are throwing darts at each other's chest]
Quark: Doesn't that hurt?
Brunt: I'm sure it does. Most Nausicaan games do.