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Black Cat (Character)
from "Spider-Man" (1994)

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Spider-Man 2 (2004) (VG)
Black Cat: Shouldn't you be helping some old lady across the street or something?
Spider-Man: Nah, I already got that merit badge.

Spider-Man: So, skin-tight leather. Doesn't that kinda chafe?
Black Cat: You'll never find out, that's for sure.

Black Cat: Give it a try. Take the weight of the world off your shoulders.
Spider-Man: You don't understand. You don't know why I do this.
Black Cat: What? Parents got killed by a mugger? Abducted by aliens? Sold you to the circus? It doesn't matter. Whatever the reasons, you can't change the past. What's done is done. You have to live for the present.
Spider-Man: Hippie.
Black Cat: [chuckles] All right, fine. Don't cheer up. All I'm saying is you're going to get an ulcer or something.

Black Cat: [to Spider-Man] You've got moves... for a dork in tights.

Spider-Man: Wait! What's your name?
Black Cat: Me? I'm Black Cat, and I just crossed your path. Now if you'll excuse me...
[Black Cat flips off of the rooftop and leaves]
Spider-Man: Whoa.
[Spider-Man jumps off the rooftop and swings away on a web rope]
Spider-Man: Black Cat, huh? Black Cat seems okay. Maybe a bit of an attitude, though. I wonder if there's a Mr. Black Cat. Oh, what am I thinking?

Black Cat: Do you always chase girls that brush you off?
Spider-Man: Only the naughty ones. I have standards after all.

Black Cat: Nice night for a little swing through the city, isn't it?
Spider-Man: I don't get you. Last time you were an ice queen, but now you're friendly. Make up your mind!
Black Cat: It's called a woman's perogative. It's in the rule book. Look it up!

Herman Schulz: Spider-Man! I don't know how you found me, but there's no way you're getting me this time!
Spider-Man: Hey, Shocker. You look different somehow. Have you been reupholstered?
Herman Schulz: Heh. Still a comedian, huh?
Black Cat: Come on, Spider. Let's take this guy out.

[Spider-Man follows after Black Cat and finally catches up to her]
Black Cat: You're finally here? I was just about to settle in for a little nap.

Spider-Man: I can't see you any more.
Black Cat: Miraculous blindness?


"Spider-Man: Curiosity Killed the Spider-Man (#1.4)" (1981)
Peter Parker: Hey, who let the cat out of the bag?
Black Cat: Who do you think, sticky fingers?
[kicks him down from behind]
Black Cat: Happy landings!

Black Cat: [after defeating three sailors in the dark room] Gee, I haven't had so many cute guys after me since I dropped out of high school.

Black Cat: Spider-Man, you're alive.
Peter Parker: Right, cats aren't the only ones with nine lives.
Black Cat: In that case there's one down and eight to go.
[she swirls on the wire to make him lose his balance and fall into the trash]
Peter Parker: She's beginning to get on my nerves.

Black Cat: [talking about Spider-Man behind his back] I wish I didn't have to be so rough on him, he's so cute.

Black Cat: [to a security guard] Nobody here but us cats.
[chuckles]
Black Cat: Get him!
[cats chase the guard up the pole]

Black Cat: Spider-Man or Spider-Mouse, you'll have to catch me first.

Black Cat: Well, well, Spidey-Dear, looks like our cat and mouse games are finally over. Now you'll see that there's more than one way to skin a Spider-Man.


Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
[as Black Cat tries to open a locked door, Spider-Man appears behind Black Cat and dangles upside down holding a web rope]
Black Cat: You think you're pretty sneaky, don't you?
[Black Cat turns around and is face to face with Spider-Man]
Spider-Man: I was, uh... eh... Oh, boy.
[Spider-Man releases his web, drops to the floor and stands before Black Cat]
Spider-Man: I'm looking for a crazy guy with big metal arms. Have you seen him?
Black Cat: Yeah, he's inside this building.
[Black Cat leans back against the locked door with a smile]
Black Cat: How bad do you want in?
[Spider-Man scratches his head]
Spider-Man: Oh, uh... well... Pretty bad.
Black Cat: Then I wanna go *with.*
Spider-Man: *That*... could be *arranged.*

[after defeating a group of PHANTOMS]
Spider-Man: Spidey and friends, one. Bad guys, nothing.
Black Cat: I couldn't have said it better.

[before a group of PHANTOMS appear]
Black Cat: What's your spider-sense say?
Spider-Man: You'd better believe my spider-sense is tingling!

[after a group of PHANTOMS appear]
Spider-Man: I was wondering when I'd find more of you - to *fight!*
Black Cat: *I* was wondering when we would get a quiet moment alone.


Spider-Man (2000) (VG)
[Spider-Man and Black Cat notice two helicopters escaping and they carry away stolen technology]
Spider-Man: We're too late! That makes two major technology heists in two days!
[Both don't notice the Rhino charge at Black Cat from behind]
Black Cat: That leaves one question. Where's Rhino?
[Rhino knocks into Black Cat's back and knocks her away and Black Cat grunts in pain as Spider-Man turns around to her]
Spider-Man: *CAT!*
Rhino: Well! If it ain't bug boy!
[Rhino charges at Spider-Man]
Spider-Man: Uh-oh!

Black Cat: I can't believe they shot down those police choppers.
Peter Parker: Yeah, knowing my luck I'll get blamed for that, too.


Spider-Man: Web of Shadows (2008) (VG)
Black Cat: [whilst fighting Spider-Man] I'll make you do it all night lover!


"Spider-Man: Partners in Danger Chapter 3: The Black Cat (#4.3)" (1997)
Black Cat: I knew you'd come, spider.
[then pounces on him]
Spider-Man: Who are you?
Black Cat: [as she armlocks him from behind him] Just a stray black cat.
Spider-Man: You're definitely getting enough vitamins!
[throws her off him, then Black Cat lands on her feet]
Black Cat: Silly spider, cats always land on their feet.
[gets web slinged and toss to the ground]
Black Cat: Hey, I was just being curious. I wanted to see if I was as strong as you.
Spider-Man: Well, you know what they say about curiosity...
[Black Cat rolls away to keep him from reaching her mask]
Black Cat: Indeed, I also know the value of surprise!
[frees herself using her claws and shooting a green knockout gas at him]
Spider-Man: [coughs and passes out]
Black Cat: Sorry, spider; but I wanted to know just who's behind your mask.
[grabs the bottom mask to uncover]
Black Cat: [reaching to where the mouth and nose are exposed] No, this isn't what I want after all.
[kisses him on the lips]
Black Cat: It'll be far more rewarding when you take the mask off for me... willingly.
[hears the security guards coming]
Black Cat: 'Til next time...
[runs away from Spider-Man]