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Mysterio (Character)
from "Spider-Man" (1994)

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Spider-Man (2000) (VG)
[Doctor Octopus stands at the bars of a jail cell, while Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino and a Jade Syndicate Thug play cards]
Scorpion: Wait. Hold on. Time out. All of you guys were working together and you *still* couldn't take down Spider-Man?
Mysterio: It's not *my* fault! Doc Ock's plan was *horrible!* Everyone *knows* you can't control the symbiotes.
[Rhino stands up, puzzled]
Rhino: Hey, wait. So, if I'm a rhino, you're a scorpion and he's an octopus, what's a Mysterio?
[Rhino sits down on his bench and sends the Thug flying up into the ceiling and he struggles as his head gets stuck]
Scorpion: So, Rhino, got any threes?
[Rhino looks at his cards]
Rhino: Hey! I got a bingo! You guys think you're so smart, but I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock? Victory is mine! You're always laughing at me, but who's crying *now*, huh?
[Rhino laughs at his cellmates, but then stops as he takes another look at his cards]
Rhino: Oh, wait a minute. I've made a mistake.
[Doctor Octopus shakes his head and then bangs his head on the bars of his cell three times]

Mysterio: Who's laughing now, Spidey?
[laughs]
Mysterio: I believe it's me!

[Mysterio hits Spider-Man and he falls to the ground]
Mysterio: Ah ha ha! Careful, now!

Mysterio: You're no match for me!
Spider-Man: We'll see about that!

[a giant-sized Mysterio grabs Spider-Man and picks him up]
Mysterio: I've got you now, little Spider!
Spider-Man: Hey! What's with the King Kong trip?

[a giant-sized Mysterio grabs Spider-Man and picks him up]
Mysterio: Got you!
Spider-Man: Hey! Put me down, fish-bowl!

[Spider-Man holds Mysterio off the ground]
Spider-Man: Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to *Vegas* instead!
Mysterio: Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: Speaking of babble, let's hear it. Who's behind all this?
Mysterio: I'll never tell you! Mysterio may be defeated, but the symbiote invasion cannot be stopped!
Spider-Man: Symbiote invasion? There are *more* of them?
Mysterio: You fool! There will be more than you can imagine! That fog which blankets the city is preparing everyone in New York for symbiosis!
Spider-Man: *You're* the fool, Mysterio!
[Spider-Man punches Mysterio and shatters the front of his helmet]
Spider-Man: *Where?* *Where are they coming from?*
Mysterio: Go then. On the waterfront. Warehouse Sixty Five. A secret passage. If only I could watch them *destroy* you.
Spider-Man: Whoever your boss is, he's off his *rocker!* No one can control the symbiotes!
Mysterio: Correction. Nobody before *now!*
Spider-Man: Spare me the propaganda, okay? This isn't a game, Mysterio! The symbiotes will destroy *everything* in their path unless I can stop them!

[Spider-Man confronts the Impostor Spider-Man]
Spider-Man: I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more "angry back alley" than "friendly neighborhood".
Impostor Spider-Man: Oh. For decades, I've wanted to shut that mouth of yours! Finally, that time is upon me!
[the Impostor Spider-Man changes into Mysterio]
Mysterio: At last! I will crush you, once and for all!
[Mysterio laughs as he grows to giant size and looks down at Spider-Man]
Mysterio: And now, little Spider, you will *die!*
[Mysterio lifts up his foot to step on Spider-Man and Spider-Man nervously chuckles as he steps back]
Spider-Man: Is it too late for us to be friends?

[one of Mysterio's conduits is shattered by Spider-Man's webbing]
Mysterio: What are you doing?

Mysterio: Welcome to your nightmare, Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!
Mysterio: Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!

Mysterio: You think you've beaten me? Think again, Spider-Man!

Mysterio: Time to do a little pest control! Ahahaha!


Spider-Man 2 (2004) (VG)
Quentin Beck: The laser is overheating? Stupid machine! Work! Work! Come on! Work!
Spider-Man: Problems with your laser, Beck? I hear there are pills for that now.

Quentin Beck: I'm better than you, Spider-Man, and today, I'm going to prove it!
Spider-Man: ...Your parents never hugged you, did they?

Spider-Man: You missed your calling as a playground designer, Beck.
Quentin Beck: And you missed yours as a rejected has-been, but that will be corrected soon enough!
Spider-Man: Psychologists call that "rejection", Beck.

Spider-Man: You're a sad little man, Beck.
Quentin Beck: I know you are, but what am I?
Spider-Man: ...I can't believe you just said that.

[Spider-Man sees Mysterio for the first time]
Spider-Man: Okay, I'll bite. How *did* the fishbowl get stuck on your head?
Mysterio: Insolent human! You are no match for the power of Mysterio!
Spider-Man: Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast.

Mysterio: You will meet your end in my funhouse of doom!
Spider-Man: I thought you were an alien.
Mysterio: Silence!

[as Spider-Man swings above the Statue of Liberty]
Mysterio: Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... so that I can enslave them all!
[Mysterio laughs]
Spider-Man: ...Okay, that's just wrong.

Mysterio: Klaatu barada nikto!

[as he finds a hologram of Mysterio in the control room]
Spider-Man: A hologram. Why should I be surprised?
Mysterio: You may have foiled my plans this time, Spider-Man. But I'll be back. I promise you that!
[laughs]
Spider-Man: Uh-huh. Heard it before... about a million times.


"Spider-Man: The Menace of Mysterio (#1.3)" (1967)
Mysterio: There is no limit to my powers!
Spider-Man: Tell that to your press agent!

Mysterio: Spider-Man, you have met your match.
Spider-Man: No false modesty, please.

Mysterio: You'll pay for this, Spider-Man, right now!
[Spider-Man punches Mysterio across the length of a bar counter]
Spider-Man: How's that for a down payment!


Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions (2010) (VG)
Mysterio: Ahh, the Tablet of Order and Chaos, selling you to the highest bidder on the black market will make me a mint.
Amazing Spider-Man: Good, you could use a mint. Ugh, I can smell your breath from here.
Mysterio: [shouts] Spider-Man?
Amazing Spider-Man: Wait, how would you eat a mint through that fishbowl?


Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006) (VG)
Venom: Well, it isn't another enemy of my enemy. I've enjoyed saving the innocent from stray missiles and the like, but what I really like is a chat with the worst of them all - Spider-Man. Have you seen your old friend lately bubble-head?
Mysterio: I've heard enough of your babbling.
Venom: Well then why don't you listen to the sounds of my shredding you into little teeny bits. It's your funeral! Enjoy!