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Quotes for
Rhino (Character)
from "Spider-Man" (1994)

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Spider-Man (2000) (VG)
[Doctor Octopus stands at the bars of a jail cell, while Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino and a Jade Syndicate Thug play cards]
Scorpion: Wait. Hold on. Time out. All of you guys were working together and you *still* couldn't take down Spider-Man?
Mysterio: It's not *my* fault! Doc Ock's plan was *horrible!* Everyone *knows* you can't control the symbiotes.
[Rhino stands up, puzzled]
Rhino: Hey, wait. So, if I'm a rhino, you're a scorpion and he's an octopus, what's a Mysterio?
[Rhino sits down on his bench and sends the Thug flying up into the ceiling and he struggles as his head gets stuck]
Scorpion: So, Rhino, got any threes?
[Rhino looks at his cards]
Rhino: Hey! I got a bingo! You guys think you're so smart, but I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock? Victory is mine! You're always laughing at me, but who's crying *now*, huh?
[Rhino laughs at his cellmates, but then stops as he takes another look at his cards]
Rhino: Oh, wait a minute. I've made a mistake.
[Doctor Octopus shakes his head and then bangs his head on the bars of his cell three times]

[Spider-Man and Black Cat notice two helicopters escaping and they carry away stolen technology]
Spider-Man: We're too late! That makes two major technology heists in two days!
[Both don't notice the Rhino charge at Black Cat from behind]
Black Cat: That leaves one question. Where's Rhino?
[Rhino knocks into Black Cat's back and knocks her away and Black Cat grunts in pain as Spider-Man turns around to her]
Spider-Man: *CAT!*
Rhino: Well! If it ain't bug boy!
[Rhino charges at Spider-Man]
Spider-Man: Uh-oh!

[the Rhino charges at Spider-Man, but Spider-Man dodges and Rhino hits a wall instead]
Spider-Man: Aww. Did you hurt your little tusky-wusky?
Rhino: Stop making fun of me!

[while fighting Spider-Man]
Rhino: I'm gonna kill you!

Scorpion: So, do you have any fives?
Rhino: Let me check.
[checks his cards]
Rhino: Hey! I got a bingo. Ha ha, you guys think you're so smart, but i've won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock? Ha ha ha! Victory is my! You always kid with me, but who's crying now, huh? Ha ha!
[looks at his cards again]
Rhino: ...uh wait a sec, I made a mistake.

Rhino: Wait; if I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus, what's a Mysterio?


Spider-Man 2 (2004) (VG)
Rhino: You're pretty tough for a scrawny little guy.

Rhino: Spider-Man, huh? Finally! I've been dying to see what you can do! Let's go! Ah, just try to break through my armor!
[snorts]
Rhino: I'm gonna break your bones and make you cry for your mama!
Spider-Man: Rhino. I'm gonna take a wild guess that you're strong, but dumb.

Rhino: I'm the Rhino! Ain't nothing can hurt me!

Rhino: No good, Small Fry!

Rhino: I heard you was so great, but you're just a kid in a stupid costume!


Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
Spider-Man: Ok, we're going to Egypt next.
Rhino: Oh... what's an Egypt?


"Spider-Man: Horn of the Rhino (#1.8)" (1967)
Rhino: The Third Component!