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Quotes for
Venom (Character)
from Spider-Man 3 (2007)

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Spider-Man (2000) (VG)
[Mary Jane dangles by her arms from chains from under a grate in the floor and a tank of water lies far beneath her]
Mary Jane: Help! Is anybody there? Help me!
[Spider-Man runs over and crouches down to look at Mary Jane]
Spider-Man: Mary Jane!
Mary Jane: Please!
[Spider-Man turns around as Venom appears nearby]
Venom: Hey! You made it!
Spider-Man: Venom!
Venom: I'd let you see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now!
[Venom flips up a switch with his web and the water rises as Mary Jane screams]
Mary Jane: Peter, help! No!
Venom: So, what do you say, Spidey? Let's finish this!
[Venom laughs as he disappears]

[in mocked fear]
Venom: Oh! Spider-Man! Oh, help me! I'm drowning!
[Venom flips a switch up and turns the water back on]

[within the Avengers jet, Spider-Man sits in the co-pilot seat next to Captain America, while Black Cat and Venom sit between an unconscious Doctor Octopus]
Captain America: It's a good thing Black Cat gave me a call, son.
Spider-Man: Looks like just in time.
[Venom leans close to Spider-Man from behind]
Venom: Hey, Spidey, could you get us Captain America's autograph?
Spider-Man: Oh, brother.

[Spider-Man runs to a large metal door and then stands before it]
Spider-Man: *Open this door!*
[On the other side of the door, Venom leaps and crouches before the door]
Venom: *Who is it?*

[Spider-Man sits on the crown of the Statue of Liberty and the Human Torch is flying nearby]
Spider-Man: Well, that's my story, Johnny.
Johnny Storm: Looks like you're in a lot of trouble. You'll find Venom!
Spider-Man: But how? Venom is invisible to my spider-sense!
Johnny Storm: Knowing your luck, Venom will find *you*! Have faith, Spidey!
[the Human Torch flies off and Spider-Man looks at the city with a sigh]
Spider-Man: Where could she be?
[back in the city, Spider-Man swings over the city]
Spider-Man: I've got to find her! I've got no choice!
[Venom follows after Spider-Man, swinging from web to web]
Venom: Wah, wah, wah! What a wuss!
[Spider-Man turns and notices Venom now swinging alongside him]
Venom: Hey, wanna race?
[Venom laughs and swings off, with Spider-Man following after him]
Venom: Parker HATES it when I get the drop on him!
Spider-Man: Ugh! I HATE it when he gets the drop on me!

[after failing to catch up with Venom]
Venom: Slow poke!

[Venom shoots a web as Spider-Man crawls up the wall of a building, which pulls him off and to Venom, who punches Spider-Man]
Venom: No wall-crawling!

[Venom stretches his arm out and grabs Spider-Man by the throat]
Venom: Not so fast!
[Venom pulls Spider-Man to him, shakes him around in a circle, and then he drops Spider-Man before disappearing]
Venom: Shaken, not stirred!

Venom: Where'd Spider-Wuss go? Spider-Wuss, come out and play!

Venom: It's showtime, freaks!

[as Spider-Man confronts Doctor Octopus and Carnage, Venom suddenly appears in the room]
Venom: Speaking of crushed.
Spider-Man: Huh?
Venom: It's showtime, freaks!
[Venom turns to Carnage]
Venom: Ooh! I smell *bad* symbiote - and it ain't me!
Carnage: Bring it on, *grandpa!*
[Carnage and Venom fight, which leads them up into the next room and leaves Spider-Man alone with Doctor Octopus]
Spider-Man: Alone at last!
Doctor Octopus: Let us *end* this, Spider-Man!

Venom: [Venom is on the Times Square jumbotron] The Venom marathon continues on the biggest TV in New York! We're shoutin' out to the whole big Rotten Apple, here people.
Spider-Man: Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk show for this.
Venom: So, we've got this beautiful redhead. You know her, she's one of those famous bimbos. We have decided that this poor little lassie has twenty-four hours to live! Twenty-four hours! Oh, by the way... her name is Mary Jane Parker! Ahahaha!
Spider-Man: No! Not Mary Jane!
Venom: So, just in case *someone*... and I know who it could be. If anyone of you tight-wearing freaks out there, want to save little miss fashion model... THEN BRING IT ON! Meanwhile, New Yorkers... the Venom marathon will continue!

Peter Parker: We'll need Jameson's help on this. We're going to the Bugle.
Venom: Jameson? We hate Jameson!
Peter Parker: No bonehead, we're not going to SEE Jameson. We're going to use his computer database.
Venom: Ooo! Are we going to surf the "web"?
Peter Parker: Let's just go!

Peter Parker: Come back here Venom!
[Spidey follows Venom who crashes through a building]
Venom: Watch that first step parker, It's a doosie
Peter Parker: [Crashing noises are heard and Spidey yells] OW MY HEAD! OHHH Toe, Toe, Toe.
Venom: [Venom crashes through a woman's changing room. Women's screams are heard] OOoo, Sorry lady, didn't see a thing
Peter Parker: Er... My eyes are closed
Venom: Come on Parker, stop slacking!
[smashes out the wall of the building and back outside]


Marvel Heroes (2013) (VG)
Venom: [to Green Goblin] We'll prove that we are Spider-Man's greatest foe.

Venom: [to Storm] We can control lightning, rain, and suffering.

Venom: [to Nightcrawler] Together, we'd be the stuff of nightmares.

Venom: [to Black Widow] Would you like some real power, Widow?

Venom: [to Lady Deathstrike] You have big nails, WE have big teeth!


Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Flint Marko: [grabs Venom in mid-swing, thinking he's Spider-Man] End of the line, Spider-Man.
Venom: [roars in his face]
Flint Marko: [seeing it's not Spider-Man, tosses him aside]
Venom: I want him dead too, Flint. That's why I've been looking for you. Oh, yeah, I know all about you. Like the fact that Spider-Man won't let you help your poor daughter. It's just - That doesn't seem right to me. Look, I want to kill the spider, you wanna kill the spider. Together, he doesn't stand a chance. Interested?
Flint Marko: Yeah.

Peter Parker: Eddie, the suit you've got to take it off.
Eddie Brock: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Peter Parker: I know what it feels like. It feels good. The power. Everything. But you'll lose yourself. It'll destroy you. Let it go.
Venom: I like being bad. It makes me happy.

Venom: Never wound what you can't kill.


Ultimate Spider-Man (2005) (VG)
Venom: Our fathers died to create me. And now, you will too.

[after Venom trashes the bar, Wolverine walks in]
Wolverine: Nice mess.
Venom: Hunger! Feed!
Wolverine: [pops out his claws] You don't say.

Venom: I know how to control the suit now... Isn't that what you wanted?


Spider-Man 3 (2007) (VG)
Venom: Like looking into a mirror isn't it, Pete? Only I'm bigger, better.
Spider-Man: I think I should sue you for character infringement and win.

Flint Marko: [sitting on a bench, Brock walks up] Leave me alone, pal. I'm thinking.
Eddie Brock: Bet I can guess what's on your mind, though- what we're going to do about that damn spider. What if I told you, I got the answer?
Flint Marko: Yeah, wise guy, what's that?
Eddie Brock: You're gonna help me kill him.
Flint Marko: [alarmed] Hey! Nobody said anything about killing. I just want him out of the way for a while, but that's all. So you can count me out freak.
Eddie Brock: I wasn't offering you a choice.
Venom: [Sandman punches at Eddie who backflips and turns into Venom] Ah - whoa - let's watch your temper here, there's children present.
Flint Marko: [Venom slams on tree trunk revealing a webbed-up Penny Marko] PENNY!
Penny Marko: Daddy, I'm scared! Help me!
Venom: How sweet, just like in the movies.
Flint Marko: What do you want from me, freak?
Venom: [evil laughter] Freak, I'm the freak? Have you looked in the mirror lately?
[Marko weakly crumbles to his knees]
Venom: Now let's talk about how we're going to destroy the spider.

Flint Marko: Penny!
Venom: He took your little girl... and he killed her!
Spider-Man: Little girl?
Flint Marko: [after turning giant] Give me my daughter!


"How It Should Have Ended: How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended (#1.18)" (2007)
Spider-Man: Wait, why do you have that scary Venom face if you're just gonna peel it back when you talk?
Venom: Because this way I get more face time.
Spider-Man: That's lame.
Venom: You're lame, and I'm gonna kill your girlfriend.
Spider-Man: Oh, there's a big surprise. Out of all the dastardly plots you could put together, you threaten my girlfriend. Just like every villain I've encountered.
Venom: Hey, if ain't broke, don't fix it.
Spider-Man: Seriously? You rush in here like you can take me? This is my third movie. Spider-Man Tres, amigo. You think they're gonna kill me off? No. Look, do you know of any movies where they kill the title character off at the end?
Venom: Donnie Darko. Old Yeller. Romeo and Juliet.

Spider-Man: I'm just saying, there's only one way this is gonna go down. It happens every time. We'll fight for a bit, you'll tear my mask, but in the end I'm just gonna leap out of the way and you're gonna do something that makes you kill yourself.
Venom: Or maybe I'm kill you and your girlfriend because I'm awesome and you met your match.


Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (2005) (VG)
Venom: [as Altered Venom] Prepare to die, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: Bring it on!
Venom: Kyaaaa!

Venom: [laughing] You? You don't have a CHANCE!


Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006) (VG)
Venom: [low on health] I'm fading into dust.

Venom: Well, it isn't another enemy of my enemy. I've enjoyed saving the innocent from stray missiles and the like, but what I really like is a chat with the worst of them all - Spider-Man. Have you seen your old friend lately bubble-head?
Mysterio: I've heard enough of your babbling.
Venom: Well then why don't you listen to the sounds of my shredding you into little teeny bits. It's your funeral! Enjoy!


Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
[after defeating a group of PHANTOMS]
Spider-Man: Spidey and friends, one. Bad guys, nothing.
Venom: I am *not* your friend!


Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 (2009) (VG)
Venom: [leveling up] *More* power!


"The Spectacular Spider-Man: Nature vs. Nurture (#1.13)" (2008)
Venom: Oh, you don't need to wear a mask with us, Pete! We know all your secrets, because of course, we were you.
Spider-Man: The symbiote..but I destroyed-
Venom: Did you really think a little refrigeration would do us in?
Spider-Man: You ensnared another human being?!
Venom: Someone better suited to our gifts and to our mission: Destroying you for rejecting us! From now on we're poison to Peter Parker and Spider-Man. We're VENOM!


"Ultimate Spider-Man: Venom (#1.4)" (2012)
Flash Thompson: [grabs Peter] Here! Eat the nerd!
Venom: Nerd!


Marvel Avengers Academy (2016) (VG)
Venom: We're here to help. Ideally, by eating evil people.