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[Mary Jane dangles by her arms from chains from under a grate in the floor and a tank of water lies far beneath her
] Mary Jane
: Help! Is anybody there? Help me!
[Spider-Man runs over and crouches down to look at Mary Jane
: Mary Jane! Mary Jane
[Spider-Man turns around as Venom appears nearby
: Hey! You made it! Spider-Man
: Venom! Venom
: I'd let you see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now!
[Venom flips up a switch with his web and the water rises as Mary Jane screams
] Mary Jane
: Peter, help! No! Venom
: So, what do you say, Spidey? Let's finish this!
[Venom laughs as he disappears
[in mocked fear
: Oh! Spider-Man! Oh, help me! I'm drowning!
[Venom flips a switch up and turns the water back on
[within the Avengers jet, Spider-Man sits in the co-pilot seat next to Captain America, while Black Cat and Venom sit between an unconscious Doctor Octopus
] Captain America
: It's a good thing Black Cat gave me a call, son. Spider-Man
: Looks like just in time.
[Venom leans close to Spider-Man from behind
: Hey, Spidey, could you get us Captain America's autograph? Spider-Man
: Oh, brother.
[Spider-Man runs to a large metal door and then stands before it
: *Open this door!*
[On the other side of the door, Venom leaps and crouches before the door
: *Who is it?*
[Spider-Man sits on the crown of the Statue of Liberty and the Human Torch is flying nearby
: Well, that's my story, Johnny. Johnny Storm
: Looks like you're in a lot of trouble. You'll find Venom! Spider-Man
: But how? Venom is invisible to my spider-sense! Johnny Storm
: Knowing your luck, Venom will find *you*! Have faith, Spidey!
[the Human Torch flies off and Spider-Man looks at the city with a sigh
: Where could she be?
[back in the city, Spider-Man swings over the city
: I've got to find her! I've got no choice!
[Venom follows after Spider-Man, swinging from web to web
: Wah, wah, wah! What a wuss!
[Spider-Man turns and notices Venom now swinging alongside him
: Hey, wanna race?
[Venom laughs and swings off, with Spider-Man following after him
: Parker HATES it when I get the drop on him! Spider-Man
: Ugh! I HATE it when he gets the drop on me!
[after failing to catch up with Venom
: Slow poke!
[Venom shoots a web as Spider-Man crawls up the wall of a building, which pulls him off and to Venom, who punches Spider-Man
: No wall-crawling!
[Venom stretches his arm out and grabs Spider-Man by the throat
: Not so fast!
[Venom pulls Spider-Man to him, shakes him around in a circle, and then he drops Spider-Man before disappearing
: Shaken, not stirred!
: Where'd Spider-Wuss go? Spider-Wuss, come out and play!
: It's showtime, freaks!
[as Spider-Man confronts Doctor Octopus and Carnage, Venom suddenly appears in the room
: Speaking of crushed. Spider-Man
: Huh? Venom
: It's showtime, freaks!
[Venom turns to Carnage
: Ooh! I smell *bad* symbiote - and it ain't me! Carnage
: Bring it on, *grandpa!*
[Carnage and Venom fight, which leads them up into the next room and leaves Spider-Man alone with Doctor Octopus
: Alone at last! Doctor Octopus
: Let us *end* this, Spider-Man!
: [Venom is on the Times Square jumbotron
] The Venom marathon continues on the biggest TV in New York! We're shoutin' out to the whole big Rotten Apple, here people. Spider-Man
: Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk show for this. Venom
: So, we've got this beautiful redhead. You know her, she's one of those famous bimbos. We have decided that this poor little lassie has twenty-four hours to live! Twenty-four hours! Oh, by the way... her name is Mary Jane Parker! Ahahaha! Spider-Man
: No! Not Mary Jane! Venom
: So, just in case *someone*... and I know who it could be. If anyone of you tight-wearing freaks out there, want to save little miss fashion model... THEN BRING IT ON! Meanwhile, New Yorkers... the Venom marathon will continue!
: We'll need Jameson's help on this. We're going to the Bugle. Venom
: Jameson? We hate Jameson! Peter Parker
: No bonehead, we're not going to SEE Jameson. We're going to use his computer database. Venom
: Ooo! Are we going to surf the "web"? Peter Parker
: Let's just go!
: Come back here Venom!
[Spidey follows Venom who crashes through a building
: Watch that first step parker, It's a doosie Peter Parker
: [Crashing noises are heard and Spidey yells
] OW MY HEAD! OHHH Toe, Toe, Toe. Venom
: [Venom crashes through a woman's changing room. Women's screams are heard
] OOoo, Sorry lady, didn't see a thing Peter Parker
: Er... My eyes are closed Venom
: Come on Parker, stop slacking!
[smashes out the wall of the building and back outside
: [to Green Goblin
] We'll prove that we are Spider-Man's greatest foe.
: [to Storm
] We can control lightning, rain, and suffering.
: [to Nightcrawler
] Together, we'd be the stuff of nightmares.
: [to Black Widow
] Would you like some real power, Widow?
: [to Lady Deathstrike
] You have big nails, WE have big teeth!
: [grabs Venom in mid-swing, thinking he's Spider-Man
] End of the line, Spider-Man. Venom
: [roars in his face
] Flint Marko
: [seeing it's not Spider-Man, tosses him aside
: I want him dead too, Flint. That's why I've been looking for you. Oh, yeah, I know all about you. Like the fact that Spider-Man won't let you help your poor daughter. It's just - That doesn't seem right to me. Look, I want to kill the spider, you wanna kill the spider. Together, he doesn't stand a chance. Interested? Flint Marko
: Eddie, the suit you've got to take it off. Eddie Brock
: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Peter Parker
: I know what it feels like. It feels good. The power. Everything. But you'll lose yourself. It'll destroy you. Let it go. Venom
: I like being bad. It makes me happy.
: Never wound what you can't kill.
: Our fathers died to create me. And now, you will too.
[after Venom trashes the bar, Wolverine walks in
: Nice mess. Venom
: Hunger! Feed! Wolverine
: [pops out his claws
] You don't say.
: I know how to control the suit now... Isn't that what you wanted?
: Like looking into a mirror isn't it, Pete? Only I'm bigger, better. Spider-Man
: I think I should sue you for character infringement and win.
: [sitting on a bench, Brock walks up
] Leave me alone, pal. I'm thinking. Eddie Brock
: Bet I can guess what's on your mind, though- what we're going to do about that damn spider. What if I told you, I got the answer? Flint Marko
: Yeah, wise guy, what's that? Eddie Brock
: You're gonna help me kill him. Flint Marko
] Hey! Nobody said anything about killing. I just want him out of the way for a while, but that's all. So you can count me out freak. Eddie Brock
: I wasn't offering you a choice. Venom
: [Sandman punches at Eddie who backflips and turns into Venom
] Ah - whoa - let's watch your temper here, there's children present. Flint Marko
: [Venom slams on tree trunk revealing a webbed-up Penny Marko
] PENNY! Penny Marko
: Daddy, I'm scared! Help me! Venom
: How sweet, just like in the movies. Flint Marko
: What do you want from me, freak? Venom
: [evil laughter
] Freak, I'm the freak? Have you looked in the mirror lately?
[Marko weakly crumbles to his knees
: Now let's talk about how we're going to destroy the spider.
: Penny! Venom
: He took your little girl... and he killed her! Spider-Man
: Little girl? Flint Marko
: [after turning giant
] Give me my daughter!
: Wait, why do you have that scary Venom face if you're just gonna peel it back when you talk? Venom
: Because this way I get more face time. Spider-Man
: That's lame. Venom
: You're lame, and I'm gonna kill your girlfriend. Spider-Man
: Oh, there's a big surprise. Out of all the dastardly plots you could put together, you threaten my girlfriend. Just like every villain I've encountered. Venom
: Hey, if ain't broke, don't fix it. Spider-Man
: Seriously? You rush in here like you can take me? This is my third movie. Spider-Man Tres, amigo. You think they're gonna kill me off? No. Look, do you know of any movies where they kill the title character off at the end? Venom
: Donnie Darko. Old Yeller. Romeo and Juliet.
: I'm just saying, there's only one way this is gonna go down. It happens every time. We'll fight for a bit, you'll tear my mask, but in the end I'm just gonna leap out of the way and you're gonna do something that makes you kill yourself. Venom
: Or maybe I'm kill you and your girlfriend because I'm awesome and you met your match.
: [as Altered Venom
] Prepare to die, Spider-Man! Spider-Man
: Bring it on! Venom
] You? You don't have a CHANCE!
: [low on health
] I'm fading into dust.
: Well, it isn't another enemy of my enemy. I've enjoyed saving the innocent from stray missiles and the like, but what I really like is a chat with the worst of them all - Spider-Man. Have you seen your old friend lately bubble-head? Mysterio
: I've heard enough of your babbling. Venom
: Well then why don't you listen to the sounds of my shredding you into little teeny bits. It's your funeral! Enjoy!
[after defeating a group of PHANTOMS
: Spidey and friends, one. Bad guys, nothing. Venom
: I am *not* your friend!
: [leveling up
] *More* power!
: Oh, you don't need to wear a mask with us, Pete! We know all your secrets, because of course, we were you. Spider-Man
: The symbiote..but I destroyed- Venom
: Did you really think a little refrigeration would do us in? Spider-Man
: You ensnared another human being?! Venom
: Someone better suited to our gifts and to our mission: Destroying you for rejecting us! From now on we're poison to Peter Parker and Spider-Man. We're VENOM!
: [grabs Peter
] Here! Eat the nerd! Venom
: We're here to help. Ideally, by eating evil people.