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Mary Jane Watson (Character)
from Spider-Man (2002)

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Spider-Man (2002)
Peter Parker: Hey, it's me again!
Mary Jane: Hey!
Peter Parker: How was your audition?
Mary Jane: How'd you know?
Peter Parker: The hotline. Your mom, told my aunt, told me.
Mary Jane: So you just came by?
Peter Parker: I was in the neighborhood, needed to see a friendly face. I took three buses and a cab to *get* in the neighborhood, but... So how'd it go?
Mary Jane: [wryly] Oh. They said I needed acting lessons. A *soap opera* told me I needed acting lessons.
Peter Parker: Lemme buy you a cheeseburger. The sky's the limit, up to seven dollars... and eighty-four cents.
Mary Jane: [laughs] I'd like a cheeseburger. Oh, but I'm going out to dinner with Harry.
Mary Jane: Come with us.
Peter Parker: No thanks. How's it going with...
[Mary Jane looks down]
Peter Parker: Never mind, it's none of my business.
Mary Jane: It's not? Why so interested?
Peter Parker: I'm not.
Mary Jane: You're not?
Peter Parker: Well... Why would I be?
Mary Jane: [playfully] I dunno. Why would you be?
Peter Parker: [smiles, not knowing what to say] I dunno.
Mary Jane: Sorry you won't come with us. I better run, Tiger.

Mary Jane: Has he mentioned me?
Peter Parker: Yeah.
Mary Jane: What'd he say?
Peter Parker: Uh... I said... he asked me what I thought about you.
Mary Jane: And what did you say?
Peter Parker: I said... uh... Spider-Man, I said uh... The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it."
Mary Jane: You said that?
Peter Parker: Well, something like that.
Peter Parker: [Harry walks in while they're holding hands] Hi...

Spider-Man: You have a knack for getting in trouble.
Mary Jane: You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.
Spider-Man: I was in the neighborhood...

[after Mary Jane's audition]
Mary Jane: So you just came by?
Peter Parker: I was in the neighborhood...

Mary Jane: Who are you?
Spider-Man: You know who I am.
Mary Jane: I do?
Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Mary Jane: He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.

Mary Jane: Do I get to say thank you this time?

Mary Jane: [looking at spiders] Disgusting!
Harry Osborn: Yeah, I hate the little things.
Mary Jane: I love 'em.
Harry Osborn: Oh yeah, me too.

Mary Jane: You know, you're taller than you look.
Peter Parker: I hunch.
Mary Jane: Don't.

[Peter is going to take a picture of Mary Jane]
Mary Jane: Don't make me look ugly.
Peter Parker: That's impossible.

Mary Jane: What do you see coming for you?
Peter Parker: I don't know. Whatever it is, it's something I never felt before.
Mary Jane: And... what for me?
Peter Parker: For you? You're gonna light up Broadway.

Mary Jane: I better run, tiger.

Flash Thompson: Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak?
Mary Jane: Flash, it was just an accident!
Flash Thompson: My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident.
Mary Jane: C'mon, Flash, stop!
Peter Parker: I don't want to fight you, Flash.
Flash Thompson: I wouldn't want to fight me, neither.

[in Aunt May's hospital room]
Peter Parker: [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man] I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.
Mary Jane: You said that?
Peter Parker: Oh, something like that...

Peter Parker: I want you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend.
Mary Jane: Only a friend, Peter Parker?
Peter Parker: That's all I have to give...

Mary Jane: Thanks for sticking up for me, Harry.
Harry Osborn: You heard?
Mary Jane: Everyone heard that creep.
Harry Osborn: That creep is my father, all right! If I'm lucky, I'll become half of what he is. So just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand!

Peter Parker: How was your audition?
Mary Jane: How did you know?
Peter Parker: Hotline... your mom, told my aunt, told me...

[as Flash Thompson tries to beat up Peter Parker in school]
Mary Jane: Help him, Harry!
[one of Flash's buddies tries to tackle Peter from behind, Peter senses it and jumps, flipping over backward and landing on his feet]
Harry Osborn: Which one?

Mary Jane: They said I need acting lessons. Can you believe that? A soap opera told me I need acting lessons.

Mary Jane: I wanna... act. On stage.
Peter Parker: Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays.
Mary Jane: Really?
Peter Parker: Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.
Mary Jane: Peter, that was first grade.
Peter Parker: Well, even so...

Mary Jane: You're amazing.
Spider-Man: Some people don't think so...
Mary Jane: But you are.
Spider-Man: Nice to have a fan...

Peter Parker: Can I take your picture for the school paper?
Mary Jane: Sure.

Tour Guide: In this lab we have fifteen genetically enhanced super spiders.
Mary Jane: There's fourteen. One's missing.

Spider-Man 2 (2004)
[last lines]
Mary Jane Watson: Go get 'em, tiger.

Peter Parker: [unmasked, holding up the collapsing wall] Hi!
Mary Jane Watson: Hi!
Peter Parker: This is really heavy... MJ, in case we die...
Mary Jane Watson: You do love me...
Peter Parker: I do.
Mary Jane Watson: Even though you said you didn't.
Peter Parker: [nods]

Mary Jane Watson: Do you love me?
Peter Parker: [pauses] ... No.

Mary Jane Watson: [standing at Peter Parker's door] Had to do what I had to do.
Peter Parker: Mary Jane.
Mary Jane Watson: Peter. I can't survive without you.
Peter Parker: You shouldn't be here.
Mary Jane Watson: I know you think we can't be together, but can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks but I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should be only half alive... half of ourselves. I love you. So here I am - standing in your doorway. I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?
Mary Jane Watson: Well, say something.
Peter Parker: Thank you, Mary Jane Watson.
Mary Jane Watson: [They kiss, which is interrupted by police sirens. Peter stands, conflicted on whether he should respond. Mary Jane, with an accepting smile, responds:] Go get 'em, tiger.

Peter Parker: Would you think about it?
Mary Jane Watson: Think about what?
Peter Parker: Picking up where we left off.
Mary Jane Watson: Where was that? We never got on. You can't get off if you don't get on Peter.

Peter Parker: Can I get you a drink.
Mary Jane Watson: I'm with John, he'll get me my drink.
Peter Parker: John...
Mary Jane Watson: By the way, John has seen my show 5 times. Harry has seen it twice. Aunt May has seen it. My sick mother got out of bed to see it. Even my father, he came backstage to borrow cash. But my best friend who cares so much about me, can't make 8 o'clock curtain. After all these years, he's nothing to me but an empty seat.

Mary Jane Watson: [sees Peter Parker approach her] Oh... you.
Peter Parker: Listen, I'm sorry, but there was a disturbance.
Mary Jane Watson: I don't know you and I can't keep thinking about you. It's too painful.
Peter Parker: I've been reading poetry lately.
Mary Jane Watson: Whatever that means.
Peter Parker: Day by day he gazed upon her, Day by day he sighed with passion, Day by day...
Mary Jane Watson: [Interrupts Parker] Don't start.

Mary Jane Watson: Peter I'm getting married.
Spider-Man: I've always imagined you getting you married on a hill top.
Mary Jane Watson: Who's the groom?
Spider-Man: You hadn't decided yet.

Spider-Man: [after getting reprimanded by Mary Jane] I don't think it's that simple.
Mary Jane Watson: Of course you don't! Because you complicate things!

Mary Jane Watson: [Dr. Octavius has tied up MJ and is busy working on other stuff] Hey! I'm talking to you! You got what you needed for your little science project. Now let me go!
Dr. Otto Octavius: I can't let you go. You'd bring the police. Not that anyone can stop me now that Spider-Man is dead.
Mary Jane Watson: He's not dead. I don't believe you.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Believe it.
[he puts on his goggles and starts up the machine]

[Peter is talking on M.J.'s answering machine]
Peter Parker: I know you were afraid I would disappoint you.
Mary Jane Watson: Bingo.

Mary Jane Watson: [in Aunt May's backyard] I liked seeing you tonight, Peter.
Peter Parker: Oh boy, yeah...
Mary Jane Watson: Oh boy, yeah, what?
Peter Parker: Nothing.
Mary Jane Watson: You want to say something?
Peter Parker: I... was... wondering if you're still in the village...
Mary Jane Watson: You're such a mystery. Peter...
Peter Parker: What?
Mary Jane Watson: Happy Birthday!

[John is lying on the couch]
Mary Jane Watson: Could you lean your head back for me?
John Jameson: Sure...
[Leans his head back. M.J gives him an upside down kiss]
John Jameson: Wow... I'm back on the moon
[looks up at M.J]
John Jameson: You up there with me?

Mary Jane Watson: [on the giant spider web] I think I always knew all this time who you really were.
Peter Parker: Then you know why we can't be together. Spider-Man will always have enemies. I can't let you take that risk. I will always be Spider-Man. You and I can never be...

[Mary Jane has decided not to invite Peter to her wedding]
John Jameson: Thought he was your pal.
Mary Jane Watson: Peter Parker?
John Jameson: Yeah.
Mary Jane Watson: Uh, he's just a great big jerk.
John Jameson: Well, the world's full of great big jerks.

Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Gwen Stacy: I mean who gets kissed by Spider-Man, right?
Mary Jane Watson: I can't imagine.

Mary Jane Watson: Do you want to push me away?
Peter Parker: Push you away? Why would I want to push you away... I love you!

Mary Jane Watson: [Peter jumps up to save Mary Jane] Peter. They're gonna kill us both.
Spider-Man: I'm gonna get you out of this.

Mary Jane Watson: Who are you?
Peter Parker: I don't know...

Mary Jane Watson: That was OUR kiss!

Mary Jane Watson: Tell me you love me?
Peter Parker: I love you... I love you so much. I always have.

Mary Jane Watson: Let me ask you something. When you kissed her, who was kissing her? Spider-man, or Peter?

Mary Jane Watson: You know what? I'd like to sing on stage for the rest of my life... with you in the first row.
Peter Parker: I'll be there.

Harry Osborn: It's a funny feeling, not knowing who you are. I get a bump on the head and I'm free as a bird.
Mary Jane Watson: Can you bump me on the head?
Harry Osborn: [taps MJ on the head] Bop!
Mary Jane Watson: [reacts to tap by throwing head back and laughing]

Mary Jane Watson: We've all done terrible things to each other, but we have to forgive each other. Or everything we ever were will mean nothing.

Peter Parker: I don't need your help.
Mary Jane Watson: Everybody needs help sometimes, Peter. Even Spider-Man.

Mary Jane Watson: Tell me again. Was I really good? I was so nervous. My knees were shaking.
Peter Parker: Your knees were fine.
Mary Jane Watson: The applause wasn't very loud.
Peter Parker: Yes, it was. Well, it's the acoustics. It's all about diffusion. It keeps the sound waves from grouping. You see when the sound waves, they propogate, then it's like an...
Mary Jane Watson: You are such a nerd.

Peter Parker: [walking over the bridge in Central Park] You look beautiful!
Peter Parker: [MJ doesn't respond, Peter shows some flowers] Peonies
Peter Parker: [looks at MJ as he can sense something is wrong with her] You okay?
Mary Jane Watson: No! There's something I need to tell you right now, Pete!
Peter Parker: [confused] What?
Mary Jane Watson: 'Tis not working! You and Me!
Peter Parker: [confused and quite shocked] What?
Mary Jane Watson: I don't wanna see you anymore!
Peter Parker: [still confused in despair] You kidding me, right?
Mary Jane Watson: No! I kid not, Pete! I don't love you anymore!
Peter Parker: What are you mean! What are you talking about?
Mary Jane Watson: I'm all alone! I'm lonely and you aren't there for me! It's all over!
Peter Parker: No! MJ, Please don't say that! I know I haven't been myself lately but listen! I can do better and I can change!
Mary Jane Watson: Pete! It is not that simple!
Peter Parker: But we love each other! I love you! If people have problems don't they sit down and talk it all through together!
Mary Jane Watson: [covers her face]
Peter Parker: [goes into his pocket to get the engagement ring his Aunt May gave him] MJ! I've got something to show you!
Mary Jane Watson: What?
Peter Parker: [shows MJ the engagement ring] Look! Do you see this ring?
Mary Jane Watson: [gasps]
Peter Parker: Do you realise what I've always wanted to do to you?
Mary Jane Watson: There's someone else! I've fallen for someone else!
[walks off]

Spider-Man 2 (2004) (VG)
Spider-Man: I, uh, have to get back to my patrol. See you around.
Mary Jane Watson: Yeah. Next time a bunch of thugs try to jump me.
Spider-Man: It's a date.

Mary Jane Watson: [about her play] Come *swing* by later and get the tickets.
Peter Parker: [surprised] What? Oh, yeah.

Mary Jane Watson: Peter! I'm so happy you made it.
Peter Parker: Hey, I'm not always late.

[as Spider-Man is being beaten by Doctor Octopus]
Mary Jane Watson: Oh, I can't watch!

[Spider-Man hangs upside down on a web above three defeated muggers]
Spider-Man: You okay?
Mary Jane Watson: Yeah. Great timing.
[Spider-Man releases his web, lands on his feet and stands before Mary Jane]
Mary Jane Watson: What are you doing here?
Spider-Man: You know me. Always hanging around.

Mary Jane Watson: Hey, you made it! It's great to see you.
Peter Parker: It's great to see you, too.

Spider-Man (2000) (VG)
[Mary Jane dangles by her arms from chains from under a grate in the floor and a tank of water lies far beneath her]
Mary Jane: Help! Is anybody there? Help me!
[Spider-Man runs over and crouches down to look at Mary Jane]
Spider-Man: Mary Jane!
Mary Jane: Please!
[Spider-Man turns around as Venom appears nearby]
Venom: Hey! You made it!
Spider-Man: Venom!
Venom: I'd let you see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now!
[Venom flips up a switch with his web and the water rises as Mary Jane screams]
Mary Jane: Peter, help! No!
Venom: So, what do you say, Spidey? Let's finish this!
[Venom laughs as he disappears]

[Venom flips a switch up and turns the water back on]
Mary Jane: Peter! Turn the water off!

[Venom flips a switch up and turns the water back on]
Mary Jane: Peter! The water's rising again!

[Venom flips a switch up and turns the water back on]
Mary Jane: I'm gonna drown!

Spider-Man (2002) (VG)
Mary Jane: That creep! Give him a punch for me!

[Mary Jane gently grabs Spider-Man by the arm and then kisses his cheek]
Mary Jane: Go get 'im, Tiger!

"The Spectacular Spider-Man: The Invisible Hand (#1.6)" (2008)
Peter Parker: You mean... you're Mary Jane Watson?
Mary Jane Watson: Face it, Tiger. You just hit the jackpot.

Spider-Man: Edge of Time (2011) (VG)
Peter Parker: M.J., I would love to. But I'm working with Dr. Octavius in the genetics lab on a DNA project. I had to download a sample of my own DNA into the permanent Alchemax genetic files. I'm still waiting for some test results.
Mary Jane Watson: Permanent files, huh? Great, so 100 years from now we can clone you.
Peter Parker: Yeah, I don't think so.

"Ultimate Spider-Man: Venom (#1.4)" (2012)
Harry Osborn: I can't hold on!
[Harry slips, Mary Jane grabs him]
Harry Osborn: I think you just pulled out my only chest hair.
Mary Jane Watson: Sorry!

Spider-Man 3 (2007) (VG)
Mary Jane Watson: [during the MJ Scare Ride] Peter Parker, this isn't funny!
Spider-Man: [corrupted by the Symbiote] Do you have to complain about every little thing I do?
Mary Jane Watson: I'm getting dizzy. I think I'm gonna be sick.