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Quotes for
Honorable Judge Reinhold (Character)
from "Clerks" (2000)

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"Clerks: A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers (#1.4)" (2000)
[Judge Reinhold is the judge of the courtroom]
Judge Reinhold: Mister Hicks, you are out of order.
[suddenly reminiscent]
Judge Reinhold: Just like Spicoli in Mister Hand's history class...

Judge Reinhold: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Reggie Miller: In the case of Jay vs. Dante Hicks, we find in favor of...
[cut to black]
Korean Animators: Big American Party. Everybody disco dancing.

Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge Reinhold.
[everyone in the court laughs]
Bailiff: Show some respect for Judge Reinhold. Sorry, Judge.
Judge Reinhold: That's alright. It's more laughs than I got in "Head Office."

Axel Foley: Billy, I need your help!
Judge Reinhold: All right! Axel!

[Randal is going to defend Dante at his trial]
Dante Hicks: What are you doing? You're gonna get us both sent to jail!
Randal Graves: In Virginia, anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer.
Dante Hicks: You haven't passed the bar! And this isn't Virginia!
Randal Graves: They don't know that!
Lawyer: Your Honor, may I point out that this man is not a lawyer, and we are relatively sure this is not Virginia.
Randal Graves: Your Honor, may *I* point out that I've seen all of your movies, including "Zandalee" and "Vice Versa."
Judge Reinhold: I'm going to allow it.

Randal Graves: At this point, I'd like to point out that neither my client nor myself recognize this court's authority.
Judge Reinhold: Very well.

Randal Graves: The defense now calls Steven Spielberg.
Lawyer: Your honor, what is the point of this?
Dante Hicks: I agree.
Randal Graves: Your honor, you've also never been in a Spielberg movie.
Judge Reinhold: I was in Gremlins.
Randal Graves: But not Gremlins 2.
Judge Reinhold: You're right. I'm going to allow it.
Randal Graves: Man, what was the deal with Hook? I want my 8 bucks back.
Randal Graves: [Joel Schumacher is on the stand in his batsuit] Man, Batman & Robin was so gay.
[Spike Lee and Woody Allen give Randal his money back]
Randal Graves: The defense rests, your honor.
Dante Hicks: You're resting? How are we doing?
Randal Graves: Great.

Judge Reinhold: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Reggie Miller: Yes. In the case of Jay vs. Dante Hicks, we find in favor of... Randal, the best lawyer in the world and give him 10 million dollars.
Dante Hicks: I'm Dante and I'm the biggest idiot ever.
Randal Graves: [after he wakes up from his dream] I have to put that one in my dream journal.