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Willam Black (Character)
from Clerks (1994)

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Mallrats (1995)
[subtitle, "William eventually saw the sailboat."]
Willam Black: Yeah?

Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!

Willam Black: Brenda?
Rene: [hitting him] DICK!

Stan Lee: [passes by magic eye picture stops] Oh, a sailboat.
[Pats William on the back and walks off]
Willam Black: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
[Runs and kicks the picture over]

Willam Black: When Lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?

Clerks (1994)
Olaf Oleeson: My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my cock BERSERKER!
Willam Black: That's beautiful, man!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Willam Black: [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] That's beautiful, man.