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: Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.
[Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight
: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Justice
: Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch.
: Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. They gotta break into Provasik now. Justice
: Uh-uh. Sissy
: Uh-huh. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. Justice
: Jay? No, he's not. Sissy
: What am I, blind? He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Justice
: Well, maybe he just has manners.
[cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him
: Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
[he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock
: Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Jay
: [Looks down
] I *AM* wearing pansy red booties
[Looks at Silent Bob
: Why the fuck didn't you tell me?