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[to Senator Kelly
: Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher; a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Me and my kind. The Brotherhood of Mutants. Oh, it's not so surprising really. Mankind has always feared what it doesn't understand. Well, don't fear God, Senator, and certainly don't fear me. Not any more.
[goes to activate his machine
] Senator Kelly
: What are you going to do? Magneto
: Let's just say, God works too slow.
: [after mutating Mutant Kelly
] Welcome to the future.
: What the hell have you done to me? Magneto
: Senator, this is pointless. Where would you go? Who would take you in now that your one of us?
[Logan confronts Magneto for the first time
: You must be Wolverine. That remarkable metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it? Logan
: What do you want with me? Magneto
: You? My dear boy, who ever said I wanted you?
[Logan looks at Marie
: You "homo sapiens" and your guns!
[Sabretooth suddenly grabs Magneto by the throat
] Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: [through Sabretooth
] That's enough, Eric! Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: [through Toad
] Let them go! Magneto
: Why not come out where I can see you, Charles? Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: What do you want her for? Magneto
: [taps his helmet
] Can't you read my mind?... What now? Save the girl? You'll have to kill me, Charles. And what will that accomplish? Let them pass that law, and they'll have you in chains with a number burned into your forehead! Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: It won't be that way! Magneto
: Then kill me and find out.
: No? Then release me.
[pause, Toad turns away, freed from the control, but Sabretooth retains his grip
[sets off the guns with his magnetism, halting the bullets before they pierce the policemen's bodies
: Care to press your luck, Charles? I don't think I can stop them all.
[Sabretooth releases Magneto
: Still unwilling to make sacrifices. That's what makes you weak. Goodbye, Charles.
[trapped inside the Statue of Liberty
: Storm, fry him! Magneto
: Oh yes! A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school?
[At the Statue of Liberty
: Magnificent, isn't she? Rogue
: I've seen it. Magneto
: I first saw her in 1949. America was going to be the land of tolerance. Peace. Rogue
: Are you going to kill me? Magneto
: Yes. Rogue
: Why? Magneto
: Because there is no land of tolerance. There is no peace. Not here, or anywhere else.
[Preparing Senator Kelly for the mutation machine
] Senator Kelly
: What are you going to do? Magneto
: Let's just say God works too slow.
: Ah, my brothers, welcome.
[Looks at Logan
: And you, let's point those claws of your in the safer direction.
: Why do none of you understand what I'm trying to do? Those people down there- they control our fate and the fate of every other mutant! Well, soon our fate will be theirs.
[Rogue screams for help
: You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.
[Magneto shoots Rogue with a tranquilizer dart while she runs away
: Young people.
: Toad has a wicked tongue, Senator. Just like you.
Dr. Jean Grey
: I saw Senator Kelly. Magneto
: So, the senator survived the fall, and the swim to shore. He's become more powerful than I imagined. Dr. Jean Grey
: He's dead. Just like all those people out there will be. Storm
: It's true. I watched him die. Magneto
: Are you sure you saw what you saw?
: What happended? Sabretooth
: They knew. Magneto
[Magneto examines Wolverine's army dog tags that Sabertooth is now wearing
: Where's the mutant now? Sabretooth
: With them. Magneto
: I have made the first move. That is all they know. Come, the UN summit is approaching. Time for our little test.
: What'd you do with Henry? Magneto
: Your aide, Mr. Gyrich, has been dead for some time, senator. I've had Mystique here keep you company. She takes so many shapes.
: [to Rogue
] I am so sorry...
[forcibly transfers his powers to her
[Xavier and Magneto play a game of chess at Magneto's cell
: Does it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The feeling that one day they will pass that foolish law or one just like it, and come for you? And your children? Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: It does, indeed. Magneto
: What do you do, when you wake up to that? Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul who comes to that school... looking for trouble. Magneto
: [halts the game, sighs
] Why do you come here, Charles? Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer? Magneto
: Ah, yes. Your continuing search for hope.
[motions to the guard to take Xavier away
: You know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever. The war is still coming, Charles. And I intend to fight it, by any means necessary. Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: And I will always be there, old friend.
[Charles senses someone at Senator Kelly's hearing
] Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: Eric, what are you doing here? Magneto
: Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer? Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: Don't give up on them, Erik. Magneto
: What would you have me do, Charles? I've heard these arguments before. Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: That was a long time ago. Mankind has evolved since then. Magneto
: Yes, into us.
[Magneto turns and looks at the Professor
: [taps his head
] Are you sneaking around in here, Charles? Whatever are you looking for? Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
: I'm looking for hope. Magneto
: I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return - don't get in my way.
: We are the future, Charles, not them! They no longer matter!
: How are we feeling, Senator? Advanced, I hope!
: She's good. Magneto
: You have no idea.
: Charles Xavier. Have you come to rescue me? Professor X
: Sorry, Eric. Not today. Magneto
: To what do I owe the pleasure? Professor X
: The assassination attempt on the president. What do you know about it? Magneto
: Nothing. Only what I read in the papers. You really shouldn't have to ask, Charles. Professor X
: What's happened to you? Magneto
: I've had frequent visits from William Stryker. You remember him, don't you? Professor X
: William Stryker. Magneto
: His son, Jason, was once a student of yours, wasn't he? Professor X
: Yes. Years ago. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to help him... at least not in the way his father wanted. Magneto
: And now you think that taking in the Wolverine will make up for your failure with Stryker's son. You haven't told him about his past, have you? Professor X
: I've put him on the path. Logan's mind is still fragile. Magneto
: Is it? Or are you afraid of losing one of your precious X-men... old friend? Professor X
: Eric, what have you done? Magneto
: I'm sorry, Charles. I couldn't help it. Professor X
: What have you told Stryker? Magneto
: The war has begun. Professor X
: Scott! Magneto
: You should've killed me when you had the chance!
Dr. Jean Grey
: Why do you need us? Magneto
: Mystique has discovered plans of a base that Stryker's been operating out of for decades. Only we don't know where it is. We thought one of you might. Wolverine
: The professor already tried. Magneto
] Once again, you think it's all about you.
[he looks up. They follow his gaze and see Nightcrawler perched in the trees above them
: So, they say you're the bad guy. Magneto
: Is that what they say? Pyro
: That's a dorky looking helmet. What's it for? Magneto
: This "dorky looking helmet" is the only thing that's going to protect me from the REAL bad guys.
[magnetically takes Pyro's lighter and lights it
: What's your name? Pyro
: [staring at his lighter in Magneto's hands
] John. Magneto
: What's your *real* name, John? Pyro
: [summons lighter's flame to his hand
] Pyro. Magneto
: Quite a talent you have there, Pyro. Pyro
: I can only manipulate the fire
[flame disappears into Pyro's hand
: I can't create it. Magneto
: You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.
: [Magneto uses his power to stop the X-Jet from crashing
] When will these people learn how to fly?
[Cyclops, under Stryker's mind control, attacks Jean, Magneto, and Mystique
] Dr. Jean Grey
: Go! I'll handle him! Magneto
: [to Mystique
] This is one lovers' quarrel we cannot get involved in, my dear.
: [approaching an incapacitated Xavier
] How does it look from there Charles? Still fighting the good fight? From here it looks like they're not playing by your rules... Maybe it's time to play by theirs!
: The professor thought you would be able to figure it out on your own. He gives you more credit than I do.
[Rogue sees Magneto and Mystique talking, then they notice her
: We love what you've done with your hair.
: A war is brewing...
: Have a nice sleep, Lensherr? Magneto
: There's something different about you today, Mr. Laurio. Mitchell Laurio
: Yeah, I *was* having a good day. Magneto
: [gets up
] No, it's something else... Mitchell Laurio
: Sit down. Magneto
: No. Mitchell Laurio
: [draws his club
] I said, sit your ass down!
[He starts for Magneto, who holds up his hand. Laurio stops forcibly
] Mitchell Laurio
] What are you doing? Magneto
: Ah, there it is...
[He lifts his hand, and Laurio lifts into the air
: Too much iron in your blood!
[He draws a cloud of iron particles out through Laurio's skin, and squeezes them into a set of ball bearings. Laurio collapses to the floor, unmoving
: Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman. Especially one who's interested in you.
[Stryker comes to interrogate Magneto
: Ah, Mr. Stryker! Come to see that American tax dollars are keeping me comfortable?
: Mr Stryker. Funny, we keep running into each other. Mark my words: it will never happen again.
[to Logan, about Cerebro
: What do you intend to do, scratch it with your claws?
: His name is Colonel William Stryker, and he invaded your mansion for one purpose: he wanted Cerebro, or enough of it to build one of his own. Dr. Jean Grey
: But that doesn't make any sense. Stryker would need the Professor to operate it. Magneto
: Which I think is the only reason my old friend is still alive. Storm
: Oh my God...
[Storm, Jean Gray and Magneto exchange worried looks
: What are you all so afraid of? Magneto
: While Cerebro is working, Charles's mind is connected to every living person on the planet. If he were forced to concentrate hard enough on a particular group - let's say mutants, for example - he could kill us all! Storm
: Wait a minute, how would Stryker even know where to find Cerebro in the first place? Magneto
: ...Because I told him. I helped Charles build it, remember? Mr. Stryker has powerful methods of persuasion - even against a mutant as strong as Charles.
: Although we're only on page two, something must turn up soon!
Beta Ray Bill
: I'm the cleaning crew of the space station Scuttlebut. Thor
] Thou said 'scuttle'.
Beta Ray Bill
: Hey! You know how hard it is to get carbon scoring off this thing? Thor
: Get not thy space knickers in a bind, friend Bill. How many soldiers are they?
: Ah, battle, I have missed thee so.
: Well, I don't like to brag, so you tell me what was most awesome?
: Time to kick some blast.
: [kisses his arm muscles
] I have no need of mine hammer when I have mine guns. Sir Rockington and... Larry.
: I'm working on a better name. Leave me alone.
: Zounds! Never knew Mjolnir could do thus. 'Tis an alternate dimension thing. Or... sloppy continuity.
: A Norse is a Norse. Beta Ray Bill
: Of course, of course.
: I tried your way, Charles. I tried to be like them, live like them. But it always ends the same way. They took everything away from me. Now, we'll take everything from them.
: You betray me? Magneto
: No. I betrayed them.
: Stay back. Whoever you are, don't try to stop me from killing these men.
[Apocalypse turns the men into ash
: I'm not here for them. I'm here for you.
[enters energy field
: Come and see.
: Think of your wife, think of your daughter. What would they have wanted? Magneto
: They would have wanted to live.
: [to Magneto
] I know you think you've lost everything, but you haven't. You have me, you have Charles... you have more family than you know. You never had the chance to save your family before, but you do now. That's what I've come here to tell you. Magneto
: [to Quicksilver
] And you? Peter Maximoff
: I'm your... I'm here for my family, too. Mystique
: I'm gonna go fight for what I have left. Are you?
: You think because you can see into my head you know how it feels? You're looking in the wrong place, Charles.
: So I wake up in my younger body, God knows where, and then what? Professor X
: You'll need to go to my house and find me. Convince me of all this. Logan
: Won't you be able to read my mind? Professor X
: I didn't have my powers in 1973. Logan, you're going to have to do for me what I once did for you: lead me, guide me. I was a very different man then. You'll have to be patient with me. Logan
] Patience isn't my strongest suit. Magneto
: You'll need me as well. Logan
: What? Magneto
: After Mystique left Charles, she came with me, and I set her on a dangerous path, a darker path. It's going to take the two of us, side by side at a time when we couldn't be further apart.
[Logan looks at Professor X, who nods
: Great. So where do I find you? Magneto
: Well, it's complicated...
: All those years wasted fighting each other, Charles... to have a precious few of them back.
: Charles, this might actually work.
: Charles, are you sure this will work? Professor X
: I have complete faith in him. Magneto
: It's not him I'm worried about. It's us. We were younger, more brash. We didn't know any better. Professor X
: We will now.
[Magneto and Iceman find Rogue in a laboratory being experimented on
: [to scientists
] I've been on that slab before. Let me show you how it feels!
: Can I help you? Magneto
: Daddy, what part of 'these are my friends' do you not understand? Magneto
: Pretty much the whole thing.
: I don't wanna go back to being an evil intern, daddy. My home is with the Squaddies. I'm one of them now. If you need me, you'll know where I'll be. Magneto
: Indeed. But know this: If our paths ever cross as hero and villain, I will not hold back. Scarlet Witch
: Me neither.
: Fare thee well, H.E.R.B.I.E... I shall miss thy girlie laugh. Goodbye, Scarlet Witch, I shall miss fighting over yon television remote with thee. Hasta la vista, Hulk, I'm sure some day thou shall find where thou buried all thy action figures.
[Hulk sobs a little
: And I'll - Oh, there I go...
: ...and I'll miss you most of all, Tin Man. Iron Man
: It's Iron Man. Thor
: Don't spoil my moment. Hulk
] Hulk never see action figures again!
: I say thee nay! Loki
: You're always saying thee nay, naysayer! Thor
: I'm rubber and thou art paste. Whatever thou sayeth, bounces off of me and sticketh to thou with haste, so sayeth Thor. Loki
: Oh, your teeth are brighter than you are. Thor
: Ooh, you take that back you horn-helmeted toad! Loki
: Make me.
: By Odin's mighty mustache. We mustn't harm a hair on Father's poor mind controlled head.
: I loveth when father uses big words.
: No, children, let's not do that. It's all fun and games until someone activates the self-destruct. Don't make me hurl the time-out hammer.
: Tiny Squaddies show trace energy from another dimension. A dimension called "Limbo." Thor
] Limbo. The forbidden dance of bending over backward.
: The Super Hero Squad swiping my time machine? Thor
: Swiping? Nay, borrowing. Ms. Marvel
: Commandeering. We left a quarter on the dresser. Dr. Doom
: You jerks!
: After careful consideration, I have decided to destroy you. Any last words? Old Ms. Marvel
: Music is too loud. Old Thor
: Cartoons were better back in my day. Dr. Doom
: Ha! Now that's comedy.
: I know not how to explain what I'm seeing, so I'm just going to shut my mouth and look surprised.
: Can I be in your video? Thor
: Nay, witch. Thou dost headbang like a girl. Now be gone, less thou ditract from my mighty rocking. More cowbell! Thus spoke Thor.
: Odin, my father. What brings thine enormous and disturbingly transparent head to Earth? Odin
: Be not a doofus, child. Frigga, your mother, is concerned. Thou must meet a nice Asgardian girl and soon, or even an Olympian girl, as long as she is mythic. Thor
: This again.
: Hark, yo and so forth. Crankypants and Valkyrie, mind if we join you?
: Vile Villain! A waste of good Asgardian meatballs! Frozen food never tastes fresh when thawed. Hast thou never watched the cooking man shows on the jumping picture box?
: Banana peels! Coffee grimes, used toilet paper! Is that correct, Thor? Thor
: Mayhap thou should leave the trash-talking to me. Whatch Thor bring the hurt: zounds, knave, calls't you that a defence?
: [adressing Sif
] By Volstagg's jiggily girth, 'tis good to see you! Prey, what brings thee to Midgard? Reptil
: Better yet, what is Midgard? Silver Surfer
: I believe it is Earth. Or perhaps deoderant.
: 'Tis hammer time. For Odin! For Asgard!
: Thor is a baby, Thor is a baby.
: You con't even have a real weapon. What are you gonna do, build me a tree house with your hammer? Ooh, scary! Thor
: Dost thou make mockery of me? Well, dost? Loki
: Bro, seriously, when art thou gonna to stop talking like that? Ceriously, we're in the 21st century. Thor
: I warn thee, base sibling, take it back!
: Friends, our moment in history has arrived. We all have felt the sting of human hatred, seen the disgust smolder in their eyes, we have grubbled and hidden like beaten animals anxious for a crumb from a master. We have lived too long in darkness and fear. No more! Nature has made us superior. We are the living future of this mighty planet. This world is our world now! Take it!
: Hello, Magnus. Surely you have more impressing business than nursing an old friend. Magneto
: Nothing more important. Professor X
: Thank you. It seems I have quite an audience. Thank you all. I'm grateful to have the chance, to say goodbye.
: Xavier wouldn't strike first! He didn't give his life so you could destroy everything he held sacred! Magneto
: What do you mean? Cyclops
: Xavier's dying. Magneto
: But I saw his televised message? Cyclops
: That was Morph. Xavier has only hours left to live. Magneto
: Xavier, dying... a sad ending to a great life.
: How much do you love Charles Xavier? Magneto
: How dare you ask me such a question? He was my only equal. I owe him my life! Jean Grey
: What would you do if you knew you were the only one on Earth who could save his life? Magneto
: Do not play games with me! Jean Grey
: Listen to me. A telepathic message to Lilandra is Xavier's only hope. You may be able to supercharge his mind just like you did mine. His brainwaves are electromagnetic. Magneto
: You lie to torture me. My legions await my command, pledging body and soul to me. With a single word I can remake the world. I can not leave! Cyclops
: You know what you should do. Magneto
] Why NOW? My greatest enemy, and perhaps my only friend... but I have waited all my life for this moment! Cyclops
: Wouldn't he do it for you?
: [Thor has received a new costume from Odin the All father
] By Balder's sweet popcorn! Thor has need of a full length mirror.
: [being attacked by Stimfallion birds
] Hitchcock was right!
: [to Hercules
] Come, it doth be go-time.
: Take it to the Rainbow-bridge!
: Lo, though Mjolnir is mighty indeed, as a shovel it supremely sucketh eggs.
: Eureka! Thor
: Yes, and you reek of machine oil, what about it?
: The Super Hero Squad? Falcon
: And we weren't even wearing 'Hello, my name is' stickers. Thor
: [rips a sticker from his chest
] And, once again, I did not get the memo.
: By Balder's manly earlobes!
: [leveling up
] By the power of Asgard!
: Soulless machine! How dare you strike the son of Odin!
: So you have finally arrived in my domain! Good. I have been waiting for you and your friends for quite some time, Thor. Thor
: What do you mean you've been waiting for us? And why do you have Ghost Rider trapped here? Mephisto
: Don't take that tone with me. You may be a god in Asgard, but in this realm I am the ultimate power. Still, your concerns for Ghost Rider are rather touching. But are you so concerned that you would trade places with him? Thor
: How do we know that you will not ensnare us all, Mephisto? You are well known for not following your own bargains. Mephisto
: I follow my bargains to the letter. I cannot help it if others misinterpret what was said. Thor
: You and my brother Loki are very much alike. Deception is in your own blood.
: It would appear the Masters of Evil have enlisted alien allies. My powers will be more than a match for this beast. Fin Fang Foom
: You overestimate your powers, sorcerer. I am far mightier than any creature you have ever faced before. Magneto
: My power is quite beyond sorcery. I control the elemental power of the universe itself. Fin Fang Foom
: I will send this ship crashing to the Earth then all the world will see that the Masters of Evil are a force to be reckoned with. Magneto
: Seeing as this vessel is made of metal, crashing it may prove most difficult for you. Fin Fang Foom
: Call upon all of your mystic powers, wizard - but the might of Fin Fang Foom will prevail!
: [Guards open fire on Magneto and Beast
] Are these the people whose laws you trust? They don't seem to share your sense of brotherhood. Beast
: They only fight because they fear us, because they don't yet understand. Magneto
: They do understand. Our mutant powers make us superior. That is why they attack us. Beast
: That is why I must stand trial.
[sits down and reshackles himself
: They must see that we are not a threat to mankind, but are a part of it.
: [Tanks fire on Magneto
] You dare to oppose me?
[Turns tank turrets towards each other
: Your most powerful weapons shall destroy you and mutants will hide in fear no more. Soldier
: Stop that thing! He's heading for mission control! Magneto
: Mutant liberation begins.
: O, what a brave new world that has such people in it. Cyclops
: Magneto! Magneto
: I'm glad you decided to join me in the liberation of mutantkind. Today begins a new world for all of us, a world where we needn't hide in corners or crawl in fear. Wolverine
: I don't know what corner you crawled out of, bub, but we don't find nuclear missiles all that liberating. Cyclops
: Come quietly or be taken. Wolverine
: And I hope you wanna be taken.
: I had hoped Xavier would have realized that his childish quest for peaceful coexistence with humans is hopeless. Storm
: I suppose that a civil war is your answer? Magneto
: Better that we die on our feet than live on our knees!
: So, Iron Man, how come you never called? Thor
[Herbie coos at the messanger droid
] Iron Man
: Oh, yeah, I, I washed my armor and your number was in the pocket.
: Look, Thor, we're receiving another holograph image from Nova. Thor
: How is that possible? Iron Man
: It's in the script.
: Thor, Hercules and Thor will directly after Thanos and the Power Stone. Hercules
: Aye, butts shall be kicked today! Thor
: Hah! The son of Odin shall not fail thee. Iron Man
: She-Hulk, you and I will focus on flirting and rescuing Nova. She-Hulk
: Hm, could be fun.
: By Odin's overflowing lunch-pail, we have made entry. Hulk
: Ugh, air smell like feet in here. Hercules
: That is your feet, gangrene.
: Humans, you're time has come...
: Let naught stand before my might!
: Magneto... Magneto
: There will be no war, today, X-Men. Today, we are all brothers.
: By Odin's mustache! The earth has been pulled from its orbit, and 'tis colder than a sorceress' flugelhorn in a brass band.
: [to Ms. Marvel
] Maskypoo. Cosmic Shield. Iron Man
: Maskypoo? Thor
: A worthy pet name. She has a mask.
: Beware, dark villain of water sports!
: We need to fraptazzle before the eh, the eh... Sentinal comes back with eh... reinforcements. Fraptazzle... means skedaddle. Vamoose. High tail it? H.E.R.B.I.E.
: My universal translator must not be working. Old Magneto
: We need to run away!
: What is wrong with the future? I thought the future was going to be flying cars. Not vacuum cleaners with spinning blades of death. Old Magneto
: That's nothing. You should see the flying cars with the spinning blades of death.
: Magneto? Old Magneto
: You were expecting maybe Squirrel Girl?
: Tricephalus! Thor
: By the magic decoder ring of the Nibelungen!
: My old friends. I don't know whether to destroy you separately or all at once. So I'm going to do both.
[replicates himself into separate Soul Stone versions
] Dark Surfer
: This is going to make the Big Bang look like a burp! Iron Man
: Come on, Squaddies. You know what to do. Uh, can I say it now? Hulk
, Scarlet Witch
: Say it! Iron Man
: All right, Super Hero Squad, to save the entire universe, it's time to Hero Up!
: [about Iron Man
] I can detect odd waves of cosmic darkness coming from our leader. Thor
: That explains the smell. Mayhap he hath a cosmic stomach ache from thine freaky cosmic food. Silver Surfer
: Sorry, Thor. My empanadas would be better if I had taste buds.
[Thor tries to kiss Valkyrie as she walks off and accidentally kisses Iron Man
: Gad! Iron Man
: Sheesh, I just got the Mordo cooties off my armor, and now I got your thunder spit. Thor
: This never happened.
: By Odin's Rainbow Pony! What dark magic is this?
: By Heimdall's hairy heinquarters, I have not seen the like. Yon toast landed jam-side up.
: 'Tis against the laws of both nature and breakfast.
: [to Scarlet Witch
] Well, if you're going to give me those big puppy dog eyes, what can I do? Quicksilver
: Why not just paper-train her?
: Hold it right there, young lady. You're not going out dressed like that! Scarlet Witch
: But dad, it's my costume!
: Great Danish in the morning!
: Shades of both Milly and Vanilly. Yon beast be a fake!
: Let's vamoose! Thor
: No time for dancing, let's go.
: By Heimdal's hairy hindquarters. I have not seen the like!
: I'm going to bloweth mighty chunks.
: Odin wept! Not... wait for it... the Santum Sanctorum!
: [searching space for the Silver Surver
] Ugh, 'Tis like searching for a silver needle in a haystack. A haystack made of space.
: Mayhap some mishap hath befallen our starchiest of alleys. Scarlet Witch
: Sorry, Goldilocks, that oldey timey talks shoots rights past me.
[Peter removes his jacket and wing straps
: He's unleashing his powers! Storm
: He's gonna spread angel wings!
[Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing his small-sized wings on his back
: More like chicken wings! Magneto
: Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself.
: We'll stand behind you, Peter. That bitch has threatened our mutant way of life for too long. We believe in you.
: [to Nightmare
] We don't make bargains with lowlife like... Iron Man
] Quiet, Wolverine, I'm bargaining. We'll sign you up for the Cheese of the Month Club for an entire year. Thor
[whips out a plate of cheese
: You won't know good until you've savored their Gouda. Or perhaps Emmentaler?
: So what's it gonna be, Thanos? You either drop the Hulk offa the Dream Team permanently... Wolverine
: Or we spend a couple of eons playing Sugar World. Thor
: What, ho, let roll the snicker-doodle dice of your nightmares now! Thanos
: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatev. You may win today, but some d...
[Nightmare snaps his finger and Thanos disappears
: Bad guy. Always with the talking.
: Fools, do you think robots can resist the Master of Magnetism?
[unleashes his magnetic powers, without effect on the robot
: This series of Sentinels is made of plastics, not metals. Your magnetic powers are useless against us.
: [shouting at the Blackbird
] You're all fools!
: Heroic fools. The brave are always the first to die.
: [about Doctor Strange
] Eh, the doc's usually not so, eh... what's the word? Off his rocker. Thor
: Back onto your rocker, wizard! So speaks Thor.
: No, Falcon, leave magic to the Sorcerer Supreme! Thor
: David Copperfield?
: Oh oh, I smell clone. Thor
: Aha, you like it? Aah, manly! It's called 'Ragnarok's spiff'. Iron Man
: Not cologne, clone. As in cheap copies of the original. Thor
: Aye, thou hast busted me royally. 'This a foe fragrance. I got it at Odin-mart.
: I say: speaketh to the hammer! Don't make me break out the hoses. Iron Man
: Hold the hoses there, Goldilocks.
: These readings show M.O.D.O.K. is now more powerful than Doom. Falcon
: That fractal stone has really gone to his head. Get it? You see, it's lodged in his forehead. It's right in the middle there, between the eyebrow and his... Wolverine
: He's nothing but a head. Where else would it get stuck? Thor
: Oh, M.O.D.O.K., lord of the villains? Odin's doughnuts, it can not be. Iron Man
: Yeah, it can. Fortunately, I'm working on the S.A.P.S.S. S.A.P.S.S., the Stark Anti-Power Sucking System. That'll give us some protection. Falcon
: Uh, well, even so, that hyper head is already in the Hulk's class. Hulk
: Ugh, Hulk not in Hulk's class. Hulk
: [pokes his chest
] Ow. Hulk got strong.
[Loki changes Thor's helmet into a dodo bird, Redwing has love in his eyes
: They steal-eth my powers and change-eth mine cool helmet. Falcon
: Hey, nobody plays matchmaker to my bird.
: You come to my lovely Asteroid M, but I don't get a house-warming gift? Thor
: I say thee... NAY! Iron Man
: Good luck magnetizing Thor's god-hammer. Oh, I've demagnetized my armor just for this occasion. Spider-Man
: I took a bath. That's all I did.
: I hope Fury knows what he's doing. I tend not play well with people who've been attacking me and trying to steal all my stuff. Thor
: If we were only children again, I would resolve this by giving Loki what you mortals call a 'wedgie'... But I fear the elevation of undergarments will save us now. Iron Man
: Maybe not, but I'd pay good money to see that.
: When I was a child, my people talked while others prepared for war! They used reason when others used tanks, and they were destroyed for their troubles. I won't stand by and watch it happen again, I WON'T!
: I wonder how you'll look, Charles, after so long. Perhaps a toupee?
: Fiend. I say thee goo. Open the hanger, here comes the plane. Dark Surfer
: Ugh. I hate strained peaches. Thor
: You'll eat it and like it.
: 'Tis a veritable rainbow of Smackdown.
: Conquest is a fool's dream. Now learn the lesson I did long ago.
: By Volstagg's tiny feet!
: Citizens of Earth, I am Magneto. I have THREE demands which must be met unconditionally. First: All anti-mutant programs are to be terminated immediately. Second: The island of Genosha in the Indian Ocean will be granted to me as a sovereign nation. Finally, General William Kincaid will be handed over to me for trial under mutant law! If my demands are met, the sun will shine again. If I am defied, the chill you feel now will become the endless winter of your discontent! The choice is yours.
: An alternate universe and time. Why couldn't I wake up somewhere hip like 1973 England? Fighting crime and listening to David Bowie? Thor
: Eh, David who now?
: The Starkutron 3000. It calculates thousands of variables. Hulk
: Hulk don't understand. Thor
: So say we all.
: And so it ends. Tell your beloved professor, our score is settled. When next we meet X-Men, it will not end in such pleasantries.
: What are you doing here, Magneto? Shouldn't you be sitting on a throne giving orders? It's not your style doing any of the dirty work. Magneto
: Zealot, you have no idea the number of times I wanted to permanently silence your endless prattle during the Genoshan Council Meetings. Zealot
: You can't silence me, Magneto. The people of Genosha know that I will lead them to a better tomorrow. They are done listening to your poisonous lies. Magneto
: You... as the leader? The people of Genosha would soon be ruled over by a chimpanzee. Face it Zealot, you were barely enough to garner enough votes to join the council. Zealot
: But the number of people faithful to me have grown and become more vocal. They would follow me to the ends of the Earth. Magneto
: The few misguided Genoshans who follow you only do so because you promised them power and prestige once you've gained control. Zealot
: How wrong you are, Magneto. And once Apocalypse has found what he wants, he will hand control of Genosha over to me. Then you will see how the people will love me! Magneto
: Zealot, don't tell me you're starting to believe your own lies. That can be very dangerous. Zealot
: You've insulted me for the last time, Magneto. I will destroy you!
: Eh, it's just your hammer, Thor. Thor
: Aye, 'tis. But now Mjolnir has what men call an Easter Egg: I can teleport!
: Alas, just a fortnight ago, yon spaceborn sentinel denied me his surfboard as a mirror.
: Sorry Erik, you just ain't gonna win this. Magneto
: How foolish for a man with metal bones to stand against me.
: [to Ms. Marvel
] We've been terribly rude. I'll bake you some appology cookies.
: Forsooth that's a powerful lot of powerful power!
: Oh, by Odin's smelly sweatsocks!
[during the credits
[as Logan checks into an airport, he notices metallic items levitating. Suddenly, he is frozen and is confronted by Magneto
: What do you want? Magneto
: There are dark forces, Logan. Human forces building a weapon that could bring about the end of our kind. What do I want? I want your help. Logan
: Why would I trust you? Magneto
: You wouldn't.
[Magneto releases Logan. Logan sees that everyone around him is frozen
] Charles Xavier
: [wheels up
] Hello, Logan. Logan
: How is this possible? Charles Xavier
: As I told you a long time ago, you are not the only one with gifts.
: Ahhh, Logan... we meet again. And in a place where steel flows in rivers, and lightning converges with gravity!
: Good luck, Thor Thor