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: Vision, I will return you to headquarters, and then begin my search for Agatha. Vision
: Wanda, I cannot let you go into danger alone. Scarlet Witch
: Just like Simon...
: I do not know if you can hear me, Vision. But I am sorry for getting you into this. You have been a true friend. I will always love you for that.
: Vision, how did you revive? Vision
: I do not know. I heard your voice. It - helped me.
: I have failed. Without Agatha, there is no hope for Wonder Man. Vision
: [extends his arms to push back her shoulders enough to see her from where he holds her
] Wanda, you must believe in your powers. Agatha Harkness gave you a great gift. You must use it... for Wonder Man.
: Winds of Destiny, from above and below, change!
: Ehm, excuse me. Why are you the only guy here that speaks English? Red Skull
: Ach, I had a free block after chemistry.
[his soldiers burst out laughing
] You just can't count on improbability.
: Hubba hubba! They must have stopped rationing sugar the day they made you. Scarlet Witch
: I... don't even know what that means.
: Mayhap some mishap hath befallen our starchiest of alleys. Scarlet Witch
: Sorry, Goldilocks, that oldey timey talks shoots rights past me.
: [to Hulk
] You've gone from smelly to stinky to the world's mightiest stank. Scarlet Witch
: Yeah, you make Abomination smell fresh as a daisy.
: Ooh, Hulk smell like tree. Scarlet Witch
: Yeah, a tree in a dog park.
: Dad's got another super-villain scheme going on with Dr. Doom. Scarlet Witch
: He just can't get it through his helmet. We don't want to go into the family business. Quicksilver
: I'd rather go into the world of competitive ice skating. Scarlet Witch
: Oh, that would really chafe Dad's metal.
: Hold it right there, young lady. You're not going out dressed like that! Scarlet Witch
: But dad, it's my costume!
: [Abomination's shoelaces are tied together
] How'd that happen? I don't even wear shoes. Scarlet Witch
: That's why it's called a probability hex, genius.
: Listen. I know what it's like to be a villain. Except for the pool parties, it's a pretty bad gig. You were a hero once. Why don't you try being a hero again? Dark Surfer
: Nah. My new business cards just came in.
: Being a hero is hard. Deal with it. Iron Man
: All right, all right, twist my arm.
[Hulk twists his arms
] Iron Man
: Not literally, Hulk!
: You think maybe we should go help him out? Iron Man
: Does Sabretooth go in the woods? Yes!
: An alternate universe and time. Why couldn't I wake up somewhere hip like 1973 England? Fighting crime and listening to David Bowie? Thor
: Eh, David who now?
: [to Captain Doom
] Have you got another dimensional hole in your head?
] Scarlet Witch
: Thank you. Thank you for saving Simon's life. Vision
: Do not thank me. I think... I *feel* that I was saving a part of myself, as well.
: Winds of destiny...
[gets hit in the face by a bolt from Ultron
] Scarlet Witch
: Aah! Ultron
: Won't change a thing!
: [Discussing the insectoids Cerci
] I'll just wear me some bug-stompin' boots and we'll be at that door in no time! Scarlet Witch
: Gambit, the Cerci grow to the size of a man and can crush rocks with their mandibles. Gambit
: You're more powerful than I had been led to believe, Ms. Grey.
: Scarlett Witch was supposed to go mini-bowling tonight. And the green guy over there, he had had something called Banana Whackies for breakfast. And lunch and dinner. Scarlet Witch
: How can he know so much? Hulk
: And how him see with eyes all scrunched up like that? Iron Man
] Good one, Hulk.
: Some days it just doesn't pay to turn good guy.
: Gotta be a trap. Wolverine
: You think? Iron Man
: Okay, okay, so it's a trap. We still have to rescue Ms Marvel. And I can't remember the last mission that came with a free foot rub. Oh wait, yes I do. Hah, that Iron Fist sure knows his feet.
] If I were still a villain, I'd want a trap just like this.
: Daddy, what part of 'these are my friends' do you not understand? Magneto
: Pretty much the whole thing.
: I don't wanna go back to being an evil intern, daddy. My home is with the Squaddies. I'm one of them now. If you need me, you'll know where I'll be. Magneto
: Indeed. But know this: If our paths ever cross as hero and villain, I will not hold back. Scarlet Witch
: Me neither.
Lil' Scarlet Witch
: I'm not it. You're it. Lil' Iron Man
: Nuh-uh. You're it. You're name is "it." You're the Scarlet It.
: Squaddies, feast your eyes on my latest invention. Falcon
: Squaddies, feast your eyes on my latest invention. Iron Man
: Ah, but inside the box: datadada! A mousetrap.
[the Squaddies are flabbergasted
] Scarlet Witch
: That is supposed to be a mousetrap? Iron Man
: Not just any mousetrap, it's a Stark 1000 time-traveling mousetrap. It can go back in time and catch the mouse before it eats the cheese.
: [to Ant-Man, who is about to have everybody take off except Tigra and her after her collapse
] *I'm* ready. Ant-Man
: Wanda, you're not feeling one hundred percent. Scarlet Witch
: You will need me! I'm fine, Hank, please! Ant-Man
: [takes a deep breath and touches her shoulders
] Avengers, assemble!
: Wanda, you don't know me, but forty years ago, in another dimension, we were friends. Scarlet Empress
: Yeah, that's what they all say.
: My old friends. I don't know whether to destroy you separately or all at once. So I'm going to do both.
[replicates himself into separate Soul Stone versions
] Dark Surfer
: This is going to make the Big Bang look like a burp! Iron Man
: Come on, Squaddies. You know what to do. Uh, can I say it now? Hulk
, Scarlet Witch
: Say it! Iron Man
: All right, Super Hero Squad, to save the entire universe, it's time to Hero Up!
: [In a dinner and sees glasses vibrating
] Uh oh... Scarlet Witch
: [refering to Magneto
] Where is he? Quicksilver
: WANDA? You see... Umm...
: My hex has magnetized you that time. Daddy would be so proud.
: [despite being ordered to stay, Wonder Man joins Vision and Scarlet Witch in a Quinjet
] Simon! Wonder Man
: Come on, guys! You didn't think I'd let papa Pym keep me outta this, did ya?
: I have never trusted clowns.
: Wonder Man would pull a great practical joke at a place like this... Probably scare Falcon right out of wings. Scarlet Witch
: [laughs as they slow down
] You're right. Hawkeye
: [looking back
] Where's Vision? Vision
: [as Hawkeye turns to find himself face-to-face with a snake he is holding
] I'm here, Hawkeye. Hawkeye
: AH! What kinda gag is *that*? Scarlet Witch
: [starts to laugh until she sees his expression, clears her throat
] ... Now, Vision, I do not think Hawkeye found that very funny. Vision
: [setting down the snake
] How odd. Something gave me the sense that such a "gag" was a gesture of friendship. Scarlet Witch
: That's rather strange behavior from you, Vision. Hawkeye
] That's OK, Wanda. It's just Wonder Man, nailing me from in there. I owe him one.