Quotes for
M. Bison (Character)
from Street Fighter (1994)

Street Fighter (1994)

Bison: You have made me a very happy man.
Colonel William F. Guile: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

Chun Li: [to Bison] It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Huh! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food... weapons...
[indicates her binds]
Chun Li: ... hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you.
[laughs]
Chun Li: You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces.
Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it.
Chun Li: You don't remember?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

Bison: [patching through to Guile on GNT World News] Colonel Guile! Greetings!
Colonel William F. Guile: [to Cammy] He took the bait. Trace that signal, stat!
Bison: Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect?
Colonel William F. Guile: Warrior? You? How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned?
Bison: You will choke on those words, Guile.
Colonel William F. Guile: Anytime, dickhead. We'll go worldwide, just like now.
Dee Jay: General, they're tracing this.
Bison: You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! Victory!
Dee Jay: [chanting with Bison's troops] Bison! Bison!
Colonel William F. Guile: You hostages! If you can hear me, we're coming! We're coming! Charlie! Charlie, hang on, buddy! We're coming! We're coming! Hang on, buddy!

Bison: Ah! Doctor Dhalsim! How is your research today?
Dr. Dhalsim: The same. Warped. Corrupted. My science twisted to serve perversion instead of peace.
Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmm?

Bison: [to his architect] The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.

Zangief: General, vhat about them?
[indicates Honda and Balrog]
Bison: Take them to the interrogation room. They will talk... or they will die.
[to Sagat]
Bison: Preferably both.
[to Zangief]
Bison: Take the, uh... journalist to my chambers. We have decided to grant her a private interview.

Chun Li: I spent the past ten years working in the media world, using it to gather intelligence on you. I found partners who hated you and your friends as much as I did. But most imporantly, I studied the martial arts of three continents, so that one day, I could meet you, avenge my father...
[laughs, picks up a Newsweek]
Chun Li: ... and end your reign of terror myself.
Bison: [grabs Chung-Li, then laughs] I don't think so. You see, no one has ever seen you in combat. You always hid behind your sumo and your boxer. Why, since you entered this country, you never even threw a single punch. No, my dear. I know women... and you are harmless.
Chun Li: [smiles] That's exactly what I wanted you to think. Yah-tah!
[snaps her binds and attacks Bison furiously]

Victor Sagat: Guile? Alive!
Bison: Of course! His death was designed to ingraitate his spies with you!
[mockingly covers one eye]
Bison: I guess you didn't SEE that, did you?

Bison: [to the hostages] The world thought very little of you, my dear guests! Too little to pay the pittance I asked for! Too little to even mount a decent rescue attempt!

Bison: [to the hostages] Your masters at the A.N. call me a wild beast. So be it! You do not deserve the martial dignity of a firing squad! No! You shall be killed BY a wild beast, a beast BORN of my own genius! Raise the incubation chamber!

Bison Computer Voice: Stand clear. Incubation chamber arriving to command room.
Bison: [to the hostages] Behold, the face of your destruction, and of my victory!
[the incubation chamber rises, Guile leaps out]
Colonel William F. Guile: [attacking Bison] Hai-ya!
Chun Li: Yes!

Bison: Then defeat is a possibility. Very well. We shall face it together, Dee Jay, with the stoicism of the true warrior.
[Dee Jay quietly leaves as Bison continues to stare at the screen]

Colonel William F. Guile: No weapon, Bison? What happened to the purity of unarmed combat?
Bison: This is merely superconductor electromagnetism. Surely you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It levitates my desk, where I ride the saddle of the world. And it levitates... me!

Bison: [to Guile] Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?

Colonel William F. Guile: Bison. Are you man enough to fight me?
Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.

Dee Jay: That's great news general, congratulations!
Bison: On the contrary, I mourn.
Dee Jay: Okay.
Bison: I was hoping to face Guile personally on the battlefield, one gentleman warrior to another, in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. Ah.
[sighs]
Bison: The road not taken. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier! Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of many - they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...
Zangief: That vas beautiful.

Bison: What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray to Him! For I beheld Satan as he came down from Heaven!

Bison: Merely educational software. Why does he find it disturbing?
Dr. Dhalsim: Because, unlike you, he's not psychotic.

Bison: Game Over!

Bison: You will die for this insult, Sagat.

Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.

Victor Sagat: Is this a joke? This money isn't even worth the paper it's printed on!
Bison: On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.

Bison: You came to fight me soldier, here's your chance.
[the soldier throws a kick at Bison, who breaks his neck]
Bison: Pathetic.

Bison: [Blanka is held by two Bison guards. Bison rips off Blanka's dog tag] Carlos Blanka... Charlie? So you're Guile's friend. Take him to the laboratory.

Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmmm?

Bison: You'll have to do better than that.

Bison: This is general Bison. Our defenses are locked onto you. Identify yourself!
Colonel William F. Guile: This is the collection agency, Bison. Your ass is six months overdue, and it's mine.
Victor Sagat: Guile? Alive?
Bison: Of course! His "death" was designed to igratiate his spies with you!
[Covers one eye]
Bison: I guess you didn't *see* that did you? Tch. This time colonel, you die for real.

Bison: All I want to do is rule the world, is that so much to ask?

Bison: Hiding? What do I have to fear from you? Worker ants scurrying about with their pitiful weapons, afraid of the purity, of unarmed combat!

Bison: You still refuse to ACCEPT my God-hood? Keep your own God! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to Him. For I beheld Satan as he fell FROM HEAVEN! LIKE LIGHTNING!

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Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie (1994)

Ryu: You get the hell out of my way!
M. Bison: Well, now aren't you the big he-man? Now's the time to see just how legendary your fighting skills really are.
Ryu: Move or I'll go through you!
M. Bison: All is talk and no action. You must not be too concerned about your friend who's probably dead by now.
Ryu: I'LL SHOW YOU ACTION!

Guile: Bison! I'm gonna rip your lousy heart out you filthy bastard!
M. Bison: Afraid I don't have one.

M. Bison: Hello captain. Are you ready to give me that heart transplant you mentioned?
Guile: Ready and waiting!

M. Bison: What's wrong, Guile? Thinking about your friend I killed? Try harder!
Guile: SONIC BOOM!

[about Ryu]
M. Bison: Any man strong enough to beat the crap out of Sagat is a man I want found.

M. Bison: [about Ryu] Little maggot! No one has ever toppled me before! I clearly underestimated this man.

M. Bison: I will turn you into the strongest fighter alive.
Ken Masters: Buffalo, or whatever you're called, you're full of crap!

Sagat: Please master, give me the chance to prove myself against Ryu.
M. Bison: Remember, you are a Shadowlaw warrior now, Sagat. Put these commonplace thoughts aside.
Sagat: But sir, we're talking about fighter's pride and my reputation here!
M. Bison: Fighter's pride, how dull. The world is now your arena not the street.

M. Bison: [to Ken] You worthless pile of excrement!

M. Bison: [to Sagat] You will leave for New York immediately to take care of Cammy and Vega, if he's not dead already. He'll soon learn that Shadowlaw does not forgive mistakes.

M. Bison: [to Ken] Your passion to fight stems from your competitiveness with Ryu. Hmmmm, just the quality I'm looking for. With my Psycho Power, I will increase and distort that emotion many times over.

M. Bison: You know, Guile, evil is a good career choice. It has a lot to offer.

Ryû: [Ken saves Ryu from Bison] Ken, you're alive.
Ken: Hey, buddy, how have you been? We'll catch up on the reunion stuff later. We got something to take care of first. Like taking out the trash!
Ryû: Yeah!
M. Bison: [throws his cape off] You both seem bound and determined to meet destruction at my hands. So be it. I'll fight you on your own level! COME ON!

M. Bison: [laughs evilly] Even though you two amuse me, I must conclude this game. I have engagements to keep, and I can't be late.

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Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)

Bison: You see, your father has been the milk of my business. But even milk has an expiration date.

Bison: When people are hungry, there's nothing they won't do.

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Street Fighter: The Movie (1995) (VG)

M. Bison: The day I killed your father must have been the most horrible day of your life, but for me - it was just Tuesday.

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Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Clyde: Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?
Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.
Saitine: Happy anniversary, Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Satan.
Saitine: Uh, it's "Saitine".
Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.
[the Bad-Anon members gasp]
Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
M. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you?
Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?
Zombie: Yes.
Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.
Zangief: Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.
Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.
Clyde, Saitine, Cyborg, M. Bison, Zombie, Zangief, Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.

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"Robot Chicken: Poisoned by Relatives (#6.4)" (2012)

Ryu: [on phone] This better be good, M. Bison.
[Bison is in the Q*Bert game]
M. Bison: I think I got the wrong packet.
[Punches Q*Bert]

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