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: [a Zombie walks in front of his car
] GTA, Motherfucker!
[he runs over the Zombie, which flips over his car
: Yeah! Ten points!
: Why haven't we taken off?
[he reaches the pilot seat, and the "pilot" turns around
: 'Cause I usually drive a Cadillac!
: [hands raised
[analyzes L.J. and walks away
[after hearing the S.T.A.R.S. planning to take down the Nemesis
: You motherfuckers is crazy! Look. That big motherfucker got a rocket launcher!
[L.J. walks into a building and is surrounded by 12 S.T.A.R.S. members
: Shit! Maybe I was safer outside. Get them guns out of my damn face.
[a S.T.A.R.S. officer hands him a shotgun
: Motherfucker, please. Look.
[opens up his jacket revealing two gold guns
: My shit is custom.
[Alice and Carlos have their guns pointed at each other, L.J. comes in from behind
: Don't shoot, don't shoot. He's cool. He made a deal with Dr. Doom, same as you.
: How long ago have you been bitten? Carlos Olivera
: Three hours. L.J.
: What? Alice
: Today's your lucky day. L.J.
: [to Carlos
] You should have told me you were bit, motherfucker, I'm hanging with you and shit!
: Somebody get this ugly bitch off of me!
: [after taking out a zombie
] Yaaahoooo! Plenty to go 'round. L.J.
: [L.J. comes into the picture looking to steal a vehicle. The sniper and L.J. then spot each other and the sniper appears to shoot at him
] DON'T SHOOT!
[Instead the sniper takes out another zombie creeping up behind him
: Thank You!... Owe you one man! Sniper
] I got the power!
: [he and Carlos have entered an abandoned motel
] I'm gonna get me a room. I'll take a waterbed, a jacuzzi, and I'm gonna rent me a porno.
: [referring to the lack of cigarettes and marijuana
] It really is the end of the world.
: [nursing L.J.'s wounds
] You like playing rough, huh? L.J.
: Oh, I've had worse. Betty
: I'm sure. L.J.
: But you've always been gentle with me, Betty. Carlos Olivera
: Oh, God. I'm leaving.