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: Right, you're the "new model" droid. You can access the mainframe by remote. Call
: No, I can't. I burned my modem. We all did.
: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat? Johner
: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.
: Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!
: Earth, man. What a shithole.
: Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fucked it. Vriess
: Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.
: God, I'm so tired. Johner
: Sleep when you die, man.
: Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit? Battery acid? Johner
: Just for color.
: Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before? Ripley
: That's right. Johner
: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do? Ripley
: I died.
: What's the big deal, man? Fuckin' waste of ammo. Christie
: Let's go. Johner
: Must be a chick thing.
: I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!
[when the Betty hits Earth's atmosphere
: What's burning? Vriess
: Us! Johner
: Shit! You're right!
: [to Call
] Kill you! Does that compute?
: You can't fly one of these things too, can you? Ripley
: Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.
: I thought synthetics were supposed to be all logical and shit. You're just a big ol' psycho girl!
: Well, I say if we wanna make any decent time, I say we ditch the cripple.
: No offense, man. Vriess
: [giving him the finger
] None taken!
[a soldier prods Johner in the back with a rifle. Johner spins and snatches it away in an eyeblink
: Don't ever touch me!
[returns it just as fast
: Then this little synthetic bitch is gonna plug into the Auriga, and she is gonna take us right back to home base, according to the standard emergency procedures. Call
: No, she's not! Distephano
: Are you crazy? You still wanna bring those things back to Earth? Johner
: Haven't you been payin' attention today? Dr. Wren
: Ah, the intellectual speaks.
: [after discovering Call is a robot
] You're a robot? Johner
: Son of a bitch! Our little Call's just full of surprises. Ripley
: I should have known. No human being is that humane.
: [to Ripley
] If you don't want to play basketball, I know some other indoor sports.