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Iago (Character)
from Aladdin (1992)

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Aladdin (1992)
Iago: Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.

Iago: [Iago is powering a mystic device by foot power]
Iago: With all due respect, your rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
[he inserts the Sultan's ring into the top of the hourglass]
Iago: Yes, oh mighty evil one!
[pants]
Iago: [he pedals the device faster]

Princess Jasmine: Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Jafar: Prince Ali left!
[shows Aladdin standing in the doorway to the balcony]
Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Princess Jasmine: Prince Ali!
Iago: How in the heck did? Uh, awk!

Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!
Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!
Genie: Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out!
[flicks them into the distance]

Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer!
Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!

Princess Jasmine: [to Jafar] At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.
Sultan: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business. Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after her]
Jafar: [scowls in their direction] If only I had gotten that lamp!
Iago: [mocking Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Dahhh! To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives.
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded.
Jafar, Iago: Ew.
Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if you were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? And and, uh, you. Then you become the sultan!
Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff.
[he dives off Jafar's staff headfirst, then hits the ground]
Iago: "Yah. Ker-splat!"
Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works!
[both laugh evilly]

[Iago is disguised as a flamingo. He turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face]
Iago: You got a problem
[he his the flamingo with one of his stilts]
Iago: pinky?
Iago: Jerk.
Iago: [laughs triumphantly and steals Genie's lamp]

Iago: Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar! Jafar, get a grip!
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
Iago: Ack! Good grip.

Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers. Bam! Whack!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. Ha ha.

Iago: [taking Genie's lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.
Iago: [as Jafar] Excellent work, Iago.
Iago: Ah, go on.
Iago: [as Jafar] No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.
Iago: Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.

Jafar: [laughs evilly]
Jafar: You little fool. You thought that you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
Iago: Squeeze him Jafar. Squeeze him like a.
Genie: [elbows Iago and knocks him into the air]
Iago: [screams]
Jafar: [squeezes Aladdin]
Aladdin: [struggles to get free]
Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing.
Aladdin: The Genie. The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have.
Jafar: What?
Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best.
Jafar: [slightly shocked] You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.

Iago: [coughs up sand after The Cave of Wonders swallows Gazeem whole] I can't believe it. I just don't believe it.
[whacks some sand out of his ears]
Iago: We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
Iago: Patience Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredible. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise!
Iago: What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here. A big.
[grunts as Jafar grabs Iago's beak to shut him up]
Jafar: [calmly releases Iago's beak from his hand and Iago rubs his beak] Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one. This diamond in the rough.

Iago: Ooh, nice shot, Jafa...
Abu the Monkey: [whacks him over the head]
Iago: [passes out]

Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
Iago: What's coming to you. Awk!

Iago: We gotta get outta here! We gotta get out! I gotta start packing, Your Highness! Only essentials, we gotta travel light. I'll bring the guns, the weapons, the knives.
[suddenly comes across a photo of himself and Jafar as he is rummaging through his posessions]
Iago: And uh, how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it.

Sultan: It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wits end.
Iago: Awk! Wits end.
Sultan: Uh eh. Oh.
[laughs and pulls out a cracker]
Sultan: Have a cracker, Pretty Polly.
Iago: [gasps and shakes his head no. Sultan stuffs the cracker into Iago's mouth]
Jafar: [laughs as Iago grunts angrily] Pretty Polly. Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals.
Iago: [growls angrily and gives Jafar a dirty look]
Jafar: [clears his throat] Now then perhaps I can devise a solution to this thorny problem.
Sultan: If anyone can help it's you.

Jafar: [Aladdin has tricked Jafar into wishing to be a more powerful genie than Genie]
Jafar: The universe is mine to command! To control!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
Jafar: Huh?
Aladdin: You want to be a genie? You got it!
Jafar: [cufflinks form on Jafar's wrists]
Jafar: What?
Aladdin: And everything that goes with it!
Aladdin: [Aladdin shows the black genie lamp that sucks Jafar in]
Jafar: No! No!
Iago: I'm getting out of here!
[Iago tries to flee, but Jafar grabs him]
Jafar: [screams]
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers.
Iago: Come on you're the genie. I don't want.
Aladdin: Itty bitty living space.
Genie: Al, you little genius you.

Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!
Jafar: Now where were we? Ah, yes abject humiliation!
[He zaps Jasmine and Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him]
Jafar: Down, boy!
[He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitten. Rajah meows]
Jafar: Oh princess
[lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff]
Jafar: there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to.
Aladdin: [Flying towards him on Carpet] Jafar! Get your hands off her!
Jafar: [zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing] Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality.
Jafar: Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
[zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it]
Iago: [mockingly] Or should we say Aladdin?
Princess Jasmine: [shocked gasp] Ali?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I just.
Jafar: [still singing] So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin.
Jafar: Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, his personality flaws, give me adequate cause,
[sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, Carpet flies in after them]
Jafar: to send him packing on a one way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip, his assets frozen, the venue chosen, is the ends of the earth.
Jafar: [sends the pillar in the air]
[Spoken]
Jafar: Whoopee! So long!
Iago: Goodbye. See ya.
Jafar: [sings] Ex-Prince Ali!
[laughs maniacally]
Aladdin: Abu? Abu! Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the Genie when I had the chance.
Aladdin: Abu! Are you okay?
Abu the Monkey: [shivers] Uh-huh.
Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything, somehow. I gotta go back and set things right. Yeah! All right! Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!


The Return of Jafar (1994) (V)
Iago: The street rat is living in the palace now? Aah! That does it! All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!

Iago: I've got sand in places I didn't even know I had!
Jafar: [heard from inside his lamp] Spare me your prattling, Iago. Are we out yet?
Iago: [mimcking Jafar] 'Are we out yet? Are we out yet?' Yes, we're out!

Iago: [relaxing on a large cushion] Oh, yeah. Being one of the good guys has his advantages. Ahh, advisor to Aladdin, the new grand vizier. And when Aladdin becomes Sultan, that will make me the grand vizier! Only I'm not gonna blow it like that idiot Jafar!
[he eats a cluster of grapes, then tosses the stem away]
Iago: [talking with his mouth full] I'll never have to stand in his shadow again.
[the lights go out, a spotlight switches on over Iago and Jafar appears out of the darkness]
Iago: [startled and spits grapes out] Awk!
[Jafar steps forwards]
Iago: Jafar!
[chuckles nervously]
Iago: Buddy?

Aladdin 'Al': Sultan, I have to tell you something about Iago.
Iago: [tickles Rajah's nose with one of his feathers]
Rajah: [sneezes Iago out in front of Sultan]
Aladdin 'Al': [gulps nervously] He's here.

Iago: [smearing dirt all over himself] I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace again quicker than you can say "Easy Street."
[Aladdin turns corner to find Iago panting for breath]
Iago: Aladdin kid finally got free of Jafar.
[coughs]
Aladdin 'Al': Iago! What are you doing here?
Iago: Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me.
[Aladdin fiercely grabs at him]
Iago: [screams] Hey, I meant gentle like!

Iago: Reality check. Jafar is large and in charge!

[after Princess Jasmine has said that she is also going to see the world]
Iago: [flying around] Crazy talk! Why do I keep getting hooked up with these warped people?
[the camera pans out from the palace]
Iago: [sweetly] Shouldn't somebody ask what the brave parrot wants to do?

Princess Jasmine: [to Iago] How could you double cross Aladdin after all he's done for you?
Abu the Monkey: [chatters angrily]
Iago: Hey! Do I insult your mother?
Abu the Monkey: [Abu stops and gives Iago a dirty look]

Jafar: [bellowing at first, then softening down] You will now release me! So that I may have my revenge.
Iago: [pulling himself loose from the sand, then shaking himself off] Yeah, yeah, when I'm good and ready.
Jafar: Do as I say, you worthless pipsqueak!
Iago: You know something? You're nothing without me.
Jafar: What?
Iago: Who comes up with all the good ideas? Me! Who does all the work? Me!

Blue Genie: [impersonating Jiminy Cricket from "Pinocchio"] Just let your conscience be your guide.
Iago: Conscience? Never had one! Never.

Jafar: [to Aladdin] You shall never have my lamp, and there is no one to save you this time!
Iago: [swooping down, shouting] Hey, Jafar! Shut up!

Princess Jasmine: Rajah! You know better than to tear around the palace like that!
Iago: [opens up Rajah's mouth] Help!
[Aladdin closes Rajah's mouth to hide Iago from Jasmine and Sultan]
Iago: Hey!
The Sultan of Agrabah: So, Aladdin why did you bring up that deceitful parrot?

Princess Jasmine: [crying]
Iago: Come on, princess! Don't waist your tears on him.
Princess Jasmine: You! Get out of here!
Iago: Hey, don't take it out on me. He's the creep. I never should have saved his life.
Princess Jasmine: Saved his life?
Iago: Yeah. He owed me one. That's why he stood up for me.
Princess Jasmine: But he didn't have to lie to me.
Iago: You are so right.


Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) (V)
Iago: You're a good guy, Cassim. But not too good.
[laughs]

Iago: Allow me to introduce.
Cassim: [laughs]
Cassim: The King of Thieves.
[Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie]
Genie: All units, we have a Code Red.

Aladdin: Well, they have no where to go. We got them trapped.
Iago: We? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.

Iago: Meet your match, Zorro!
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little?
Iago: Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle!

Genie: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Sultan of Agrabah: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Thieves: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Iago: [singing] Look at all these presents!
Princess Jasmine: [singing] We're finally getting married!
Abu the Monkey: [squeaking] You're finally getting married!
Aladdin: [singing] I'm finally getting married!

Iago: Does this code have any rules that don't end in death?
Cassim: It's a strict code.

Iago: [with his tail stuck in the door] How bad is it?
Abu the Monkey: [chatters and pulls Iago free]

Iago: [after his tail gets stuck in the stone doorway in the cave; he is left with his tail bone; sarcastically] Oh, this is attractive!

Iago: [while the thieves pamper him; miserably] Oh, I love you guys.

The Magic Oracle: I am bound by the rule of one: one question, one answer.
Iago: I only want one answer! Where is the ultimate treasure?
The Magic Oracle: You've already asked your question.


"Aladdin: The Vapor Chase (#1.7)" (1994)
Iago: The smoke from the fire stole your hat. Of course. Wake me if anything unusual happens.

Iago: [about Genie] Why do things always get worse when he shows up?

Iago: [in his sleep] YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY! YOU WANT MY TWIN BROTHER, OTHELLO!


Mickey's House of Villains (2001) (V)
Cruella De Vil: Oh, Halloween at the House of Mouse, all treats and no tricks.
Cruella De Vil: If this were my house, I'd run things differently
Ursula: Add a splash of evil?
Captain Hook: Pillage and Plunger?
Iago: Blah, blah, blah. Every year it's the same thing...
Iago: ...all talk and no play, what a bunch of dull villains.
Jafar: Well, this year will be different,
[Jafar holds a small hourglass]
Jafar: I've got a trick for Mickey Mouse. But you'll have to wait till midnight.
[Jafar laughs]
Jafar: [Cruella, Ursula and Hook get excited]

Iago: Say, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
Jafar: Patients, Iago,
Jafar: [Jafar gets the hourglass again] Midnight nears.

Iago: Say, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
Jafar: Patience, Iago,
Jafar: [Jafar gets the hourglass again] Midnight nears.


"Aladdin: Much Abu About Something (#1.9)" (1994)
Crowd: Liberation Day! Liberation Day!
Iago: What's Liberation Day?
Genie: It means school's out and no mail.

Iago: There's nothing edible here. This foraging stuff is for the...
Genie: [as a bird] Birds?
Iago: You are *so* droll.

Iago: Abu! You're okay! And you're lucky, too, you stupid, stupid monkey!


"Aladdin: Bad Mood Rising (#1.2)" (1994)
Iago: Why isn't there an arms-dealer around when you need one?

Iago: You want to trade with this place? Terrific. We'll import all the pestilence and misery we need.


"Aladdin: The Wind Jackals of Mozenrath (#1.42)" (1994)
[Aladdin finds the Genie and Iago in the clutches of the bad guys]
Genie: Don't worry about us, Al.
Iago: Who asked you? Worry, Al. Fret, even!

Mozenrath: You're just in time to witness the destruction of Agrabah!
Aladdin: [to Iago] I think he needs a girlfriend or something.
Iago: I think he's married to his work.


"Aladdin: Dune Quixote (#1.25)" (1994)
Aladdin: [calling after Farouk] And next time, pick on someone your own size!
Iago: [muttering] If he can *find* anyone his own size.


"Aladdin: Of Ice and Men (#1.27)" (1994)
Iago: Face it Einstein. You're a has-been.
Frajhid: I may be a has-been, but I'm no Einstein.


"Aladdin: Destiny on Fire (#1.64)" (1995)
Aladdin: [leaping on] Carpet, we're going to the palace.
Iago: [Abu follows] Count me out.
Razoul: [running by] You're out.


"Aladdin: Garden of Evil (#1.8)" (1994)
Aladdin: [after Aladdin vanquishes Arbutus] Jasmine, we did it!
[he notices Jasmine looks upset]
Aladdin: Jasmine? What?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, Aladdin. I know you meant to do the right thing, but Arbutus was not a monster. He was just different.
Iago: Yeah, he was a beast!
Aladdin: Iago! Jasmine, I don't understand.
Princess Jasmine: He loved his garden the way you and Father love me.


"Aladdin: Fowl Weather (#1.17)" (1994)
Iago: Where there's a genie's brain, there's space to rent.


"Aladdin: Mission: Imp Possible (#1.44)" (1994)
Nefir Hasenuf: The ancient prophecies have come true!
Iago: Uh-oh. Ancient prophecies never predict anything good.