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Leonardo (Character)
from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (1987)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2007) (VG)
Leonardo: Whoa! Talk about 'eau de sneaker'. This place stinks.

Donatello: We're out!
Raphael: No thanks to Mikey.
Michaelangelo: Dude, that was so not my fault.
Leonardo: Um, yeah, it totally was.

Leonardo: I had to go through some of the back alleys, and let me tell you, people really need to tidy up a bit. The place was like a pig sty.

Leonardo: Good move, Splinter would approve.

Leonardo: Knock it off.
Raphael: I'm warning you.
Michaelangelo: You think we should go back?
Donatello: Do you want to get between them right now?
Michaelangelo: Good point.

Shredder: It is time you turtles learned your place.
Raphael: Get'im, Leo.
Michaelangelo: Go for it, Raph.
Leonardo: He's all yours, Don.
Donatello: Take it away, Mikey.

Donatello: It's like the Island of Crete, which had a labyrinth and a Menator and...
Leonardo: Don!
Donatello: Well, it is cool. It's not my fault I'm the only one who reads.
Leonardo: What was that?
Donatello: Um, nothing.
Leonardo: Who puts lasers in a garden? I mean, besides Don.

Raphael: Have you seen the size of that thing?
Leonardo: Yeah, THAT is a billboard.
Raphael: No, I mean that elephant's huge.

Leonardo: Maybe we should jump on the train.
Donatello: The smooth metal roof in conjunction with the likely wind factor suggests that...
Raphael: Remind me to teach you what a rhetorical question is, nerd brain.

Leonardo: The Nightwatcher had skills, that's for sure. But seriously, he was working alone and there were so many enemies against him. How long can a lone wolf last?
Raphael: I don't know how long a lone wolf like the Nightwatcher can last, Leo. But I know this, nobody ever beat that guy. Nobody.

Raphael: I say we get back up and knock on Winters' door.
Leonardo: And then what? Introduce ourselves?
Donatello: Guys, shh. Listen. I really think we have to pick up the pace, guys. This place is completely unstable.
Raphael: I kinda agree with gizmo boy.

Donatello: Not quite like jumping off rooftops.
Leonardo: Great exercise, this is.
Raphael: This is slowing us down!
Michaelangelo: This place would so make a great tourist attraction.

Leonardo: Hey, you did that on purpose!
Raphael: You're darn right I did.

Michaelangelo: Hey, Don, you think we're winning?
Raphael: Ah! Hey, you did that on purpose!
Leonardo: I did not.
Donatello: Hmm, I'd say that's a yes.

Leonardo: I'm getting weird vibes about this place.
Raphael: What, like the roaches are gonna attack us? Ha ha ha ha.

Leonardo: We worked together to find his cloak.
Raphael: Yeah, so?
Leonardo: And how did we defeat Shredder?
Raphael: By... by working together. The four of us.
Leonardo: Yes, precisely. We have to trust one another, Raph. It's the only way to go.

General Gato: Prepare to die!
Leonardo: How original.

Leonardo: Give it up, Nightwatcher. Your crime spree is finished.
Raphael: Crime spree. You take on gangs, you save peoples' lives, and your own brother calls you a criminal scumbag. That was it.

Michaelangelo: Our cash flow was in the red, right? So I got a job playing Cowabunga Carl at childrens' parties.
Leonardo: Cowabunga Carl? I'm so glad I wasn't here for that.

Leonardo: Family may make you stronger, but it can also make you nuts!

Michaelangelo: Dude, this place rocks.
Raphael: Am I the only one who thinks this sucks?
Donatello, Michaelangelo, Leonardo: Yes!

Leonardo: Alright, let's go!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.

[the Turtles have been rescued by Splinter]
Leonardo: That's right, Shredder, you forgot, we carry insurance.
Michaelangelo: Yeah, Mutual Splinter dude!

Leonardo: Get it?
Donatello: Got it.
Raphael: Good.
Michaelangelo: I don't get it.

Leonardo: A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles!

Leonardo: Take the ugly one!
Raphael: No, you take the ugly one!
Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.
Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?

[smoke bomb was set off]
Donatello: Oh great.
Leonardo: Terrific.
Raphael: Wonderful.
Michaelangelo: Bummer.

Donatello: The perimeter's quiet.
Leonardo: Yeah, a little too quiet.
[Donatello knocks two Foot soldiers out]
Donatello: Well, that was easy!
Leonardo: Yeah, a little too easy.
Donatello: Look! It's Raph!
Michaelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.

Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
Michaelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo.
Donatello: Donatello.
Raphael: I'm Raphael!
Michaelangelo: All the good ones end in "O"!

[after Leo starts conversation about the Foot]
Raphael: We kicked their butts. They're all in jail. Besides, we took out the Shredder. So what's everyone so worried about, anyway?
Donatello: He's right.
Leonardo: No, Splinter took out the Shredder!
Donatello: They're both right.
Raphael: Yeah, yeah. I was there, Leo, remember? Ol' Shred did a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! AAAAAHHHH!

Michaelangelo: Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?
Professor Jordan Perry: [pours a liquid in a pan, and eats a piece of pizza] Pepperoni heaven!
Professor Jordan Perry: [pours two liquids in a pot] Donatello, continue aeration!
Donatello: Continuing aeration.
[begins to stir the mixture the pot]
Raphael: [sniffs the mixture] Man! This stuff is rank!
Keno: Yeah, try carrying it on the subway sometime. I never got a seat so fast in my life.
Leonardo: [sniffs the mixture] Blech! Thanks for doing all the shopping for us, Keno.
Keno: No problem. I hope you didn't mind me picking up a few pies.
Michaelangelo: You're forgiven.
[sniffs the mixture]
Michaelangelo: Whoa!
[drops a slice of pizza in the mixture]
Michaelangelo: [Donatello continues to mix the stuff with the pizza slice]

Leonardo: We'll give you the tour later. Right now, we got a few questions.
Donatello: Yeah, a few inquiries.
Michaelangelo: Yeah, a few... Uh, we'll give you the tour later.

Leonardo: Shredder, you gotta to listen to reason! You're gonna kill us all!
Super Shredder: Then so be it!

April O'Neil: He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.
Leonardo: We know.
April O'Neil: But...
Raphael: April, there's no other way.
April O'Neil: But you guys don't stand a chance.
Professor Jordan Perry: Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way!

[the turtles are watching April interview Professor Perry]
Raphael: Man, who is this spaz-matic?
Donatello: Would you give the guy a break? He's a scientist!
Raphael: Yeah, fascinating. Hey!
[picking up TV guide]
Raphael: Isn't Oprah on?
Leonardo: Raph, just leave it!
[throws away TV guide]
Leonardo: We're watching April.

Splinter: Were you seen?
Leonardo: Of course not, Master Splinter.
Donatello: We practiced Ninja.
Michaelangelo: [off camera] The art of invisibility.
[appears from behind Raph]
Splinter: [holds up the New York Post, with a front page picture of the turtles on stage, with the headline "Ninja Rap is Born!"] Practice harder.
[the turtles groan]
Splinter: Ten flips, now! And remember:
[quoting the song played at the show]
Splinter: "Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!" I made another funny! Ha ha ha ha!

April O'Neil: Where's Splinter?
Leonardo: He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.
April O'Neil: Doing what?
Splinter: Coming.
[appears in window]
Splinter: to a decision.

Michaelangelo: [bad guy approaches him] Wait! Can we talk?
[bad guy grabs him by the hands and begins spinning him in circles]
Michaelangelo: W-w-woah! Major spin cycle! Wooooah!
Leonardo: [spots Michaelangelo] M... Mikey?
Michaelangelo: Maybe I should have brought...
[bad guy releases him, sending him flying through the air]
Michaelangelo: ... BAGELS!
[he crashes into a wall, then stands up dizzy]
Michaelangelo: Woah. Now I know what a postal package feels like.

Michaelangelo: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo: Man, I love being a turtle!
Raphael: Too bad the Shredder can't say the same thing.

April O'Neil: [picks up phone] Donny?
Donatello: April...
April O'Neil: Where are you guys? Did you find a new place to live yet?
Donatello: Yeah, we'll bring you down. We've only had time to pick up Splinter and get a few essentials.
Michaelangelo: [holding out a bag of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.
Donatello: The reason while we're calling is, have you seen Raphael by any chance?
April O'Neil: Raphael? Why, is he missing?
Leonardo: You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!
Michaelangelo: Hey! I'm helping Donny!
[tries to pry the phone from him]
Michaelangelo: Gimme the phone!
Donatello: NO!
[flips Michaelangelo to the ground]
Donatello: So you haven't seen him at all then, huh?
Leonardo: Well, if she has, tell him thanks for wasting our time, because instead of going to look for the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead!
[slams box on Donatello's foot]
Donatello: Owww!
April O'Neil: What was that?
Donatello: Leo says hi!
Michaelangelo: Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!
Donatello: Oh, all right, all right, here!
Michaelangelo: April, this is Mikey, I'd just like to say: HELLOOOOO, muah, muah, muah, muah, muah...
[April laughs as they start arguing again]

Leonardo: Turtle-rific
Raphael: Max-a-mundo!
Donatello: Accapella!
Raphael: Huh?
Donatello: Uhhh... Perestroika?
Michaelangelo: Uhh...
Donatello: Ok, I got it... Frère Jacques. Starts singing: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques...
Michaelangelo: Don... Give it up!

Leonardo: [the Turtles say their farewells to April before entering the sewers] See ya, April.
April O'Neil: Bye.
[Leo hops into the sewers]
Raphael: Wish us luck.
[Hops in]
Donatello: We'll be back for Splinter.
[Hops in]
Michaelangelo: [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world, Elsa. That's why you're getting on that plane.
[April laughs]
Michaelangelo: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
Leonardo: [Yanks Mikey into the sewer] Will you come on?
Michaelangelo: YEOW!

Splinter: What troubles you, my son?
Donatello: I-I don't know. I just thought there would be more to it; to the ooze, to you know, us!
Leonardo: I know!
Donatello: I just always thought there would be something that... I thought we'd find out we were special.
Splinter: Do not confuse the professor's words with your current worth, my son.
Donatello: But I don't believe him! There's just got to be more to it!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Casey Jones: Hey, guys! So, when do we get together and bust some skulls?
Leonardo: Hang on, Casey, you're not gonna be doing any head breaking this time, pal, sorry.
Casey Jones: What was that? You wanna run that by me again?
Raphael: We need someone to remain here to make sure the time bandit here doesn't get out of hand.
Casey Jones: Gotcha.

Donatello: [April trims the leg part of her uniform] Whoa, leg-o-rama!
April O'Neill: Hey, I'm allowed. It's my vacation.
Donatello, Leonardo: Absolutely! Shwing!

Leonardo: Michaelangelo why are you wearing boxer shorts?
Michaelangelo: So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.

Leonardo: Why are you wearing boxer shorts?
Michaelangelo: So that the guy who comes in my place doesn't wind up bare-butt naked.

Leonardo: We're turtles, friend!
Donatello: Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, Sleezeball!

Leonardo: Boy, do I hate spinach.

Raphael: I don't kiss on the first date, lady.
Leonardo: Raph! Give your mouth a rest!

Donatello: See guys, for every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here. But, the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition. You know what that is?
Leonardo: Tuesdays?

Donatello: If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael: Whoa!
Michaelangelo: Bummer.

Leonardo: Hey! Where's Mikey?
Donatello: Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh!

Raphael: Did you hear what he called me, Leo?
Leonardo: Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.
[casually walks away]
Raphael: That was an insult, Leo.
Donatello: Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?

April O'Neill: You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: No, of course not!
Michaelangelo: That'd be totally bogus.
Raphael: Really stupid!
Donatello: Well, that's a relief.
Donatello: [points over his shoulder] No, that guy's gonna make it.

Lord Norinaga: You have come back.
Leonardo: Yeah, we like to drop in about every three or four centuries.

Mitsu: We will both die, but only one of us with honor.
[she and Lord Norinaga both draw weapons]
Leonardo: Are we outta the loop here, or what?
Donatello: Yeah.

Michaelangelo: Who's trapped inside?
Leo: Lord Norinaga!
Donatello: Lord Norinaga?
[hits the bell with his Bo staff]
Donatello: Name rings a bell.

Lord Norinaga: Go ahead. Finish me.
Leo: Okay.
[forms his two swords like scissors and cuts off Norinaga's hair]
Leo: There. Short enough for you?

Leonardo: Hey, Tinkerbell. Why don't *you* shoot us?

Leonardo: Hey! Where'd we get these clothes?

April O'Neill: I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time.
Leonardo: An apartment?
Michaelangelo: Do they have apartments in Japan?
Raphael: Do I look like a real estate agent?
Leonardo: What about condos?

Leonardo: Fight's over, we're closed.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
Leonardo: Gear up, guys!

[a vortex opens in the sky]
Leonardo: What's happening out there, Donnie?
Donatello: I don't know, but it doesn't look good...

Rebecca Vincent: What are you?
Michelangelo: We're not really into labels.
Leonardo: Some call us freaks... monsters.
Raphael: Let's just say we're four brothers, who hate bullies and love this city.

Leonardo: Mikey, we got company!
Michelangelo: Nunchuks Giganticus!
[wields giant nunchuks on two robotic arms]

Leonardo: We keep failing.
Splinter: Keep the team unified, and you shall always succeed.

Donatello: Leo, you're not gonna believe this. Okay, I made this solution from the sample of the purple ooze, right, to expedite analysis of the isotope, but, while I was waiting for it to catalyse, I started thinking. If the purple ooze can people into animals, perhaps, if properly re-engineered, watch this, watch this, it could turn us... into humans.
[demonstrates by giving his turtle hand extra fingers]
Donatello: If we could get our hands on more of this stuff, it could be life-changing!
Leonardo: We don't need that kind of change.

Leonardo: How're you doing up there, Donnie?
Donatello: [piloting a plane with his staff] I'm doing awesome!

Michelangelo: Yeah,
[points to Donnie]
Michelangelo: Donatello over there in the purple, he's a tactical genius who is, technically, a genius!
[briefly laughs]
Michelangelo: [points to Raph] Raphael over there in the red, he's like a big, cuddly teddy bear... if big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent.
Michelangelo: [points to Leo] This is Leonardo, he's in the blue, fearless leader, silent, but deadly, hah!
Michelangelo: [points to himself] And I'm Michelangelo, sporting my signature orange! I'm a triple threat, brains, brawn, and *obviously* a dazzling personality! Ladies like to call me Mikey!
Leonardo: [puts his arm around Mikey] Are you done?
Michelangelo: Yeah!

Krang: You know, I'm looking forward to enslaving you! A cage full of tortoises might be nice!
Raphael: We're turtles, not tortoises! There's a big difference!
Leonardo: Yeah, turtles bite!

Krang: [grabs Mikey] Come here, little turtle! Let me give you a hug, GOODBYE!
[puts Mikey in a bear hug]
Raphael: Nobody!
Leonardo: Messes!
Donatello: With Mikey!
[all three take down the Krang suit]

Leonardo: Sensei, the Foot Clan are intending to break Shredder out!
Splinter: If Shredder is free, is reign of terror over the city will begin again.
Leonardo: Exactly!
Splinter: Then there is only one question: why are you wasting time talking to a grumpy old rat? Go get him!

Raphael: If there's even a chance that stuff can make us human...
Leonardo: We're turtles, whether you like it or not.
Raphael: It's not about what I like, it's about what people up there will accept!
Leonardo: True acceptance comes from within.
Raphael: Don't give me that fortune-cookie muck! You should have consulted with your brothers before you decide to do something like that!
Leonardo: I consulted with Donnie, and we both decided it was best...
Raphael: [shoves Leo] How about Mikey and me, don't we get a vote?
Leonardo: There's only one vote that counts in this team: MINE!

Splinter: You can't walk away from this...
Leonardo: I told him, Master Splinter! But Raph, he never hears a word I have to say! Nah, I knew they couldn't handle the truth about the purple ooze, and you know what? They proved me right!
Splinter: Leonardo...
Leonardo: I don't know what to do. Donnie's nose is in his computer, Raph's brains are in his biceps and Mikey's head's in the clouds! I can't get them to think on the same page, to think with ONE mind!
Splinter: You shouldn't want them all to think the same, it's their different points of view that make the team strong. A good leader understands this. A good brother accepts it.

[fighting on a plane after losing to Bebop and Rocksteady]
Michelangelo: You can't just push past me like that!
Raphael: You were being a nitwit! You were going to let it get by you!
Donatello: I had it right in my hand, you acted like I wasn't even there!
Leonardo: It is not my job to make your presence know, okay! Get your head out of your head and communicate!
Raphael: Well, what do you expect? He's all logic, no skill!
Michelangelo: [to Raph] Well, coming from the guy who's all instinct, no restraint...
Leonardo: [to Mikey] What do YOU know about anything! You're all heart, and no brains!
Donatello: [to Leo] How could you? You may know a lot about strategy ,but you know nothing about feelings!
Leonardo: [to everyone] Fair enough. Wanna know the one thing I *am* feeling? We may be brothers... but we are not a team.

[first lines]
[the Turtles train at the Chrysler building]
Leonardo: Okay guys, let's do this! Turtle formation!
[the Turtles dogpile each other]
Leonardo: What happened to Turtle formation?
Michelangelo: Turtle formation? I thought you said Squirrel formation!
Raphael: Why would he say Squirrel formation, you idiot?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Donatello: Surveillance are showing heavy, HEAVY Foot Clan activity.
Raphael: They've taken hostages, dude...
Leonardo: You know we're not supposed to go above ground!
Raphael: We've done this before. We started something, and we gotta finish it.
Michelangelo: [looking at a monitor] This is insane... that cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks!
Leonardo: Don't be an idiot!
[changes the monitor's channel, to Mikey's chagrin]
Leonardo: Okay... let's rock and roll, boys!

[as the Turtles leave]
Leonardo: [to April] Do NOT say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we will find you. April O'Neil.
Michelangelo: Yeeeaaah, we'll fiiiind yoooou! O'Neil!... I'm sorry, that came across super-creepy. We will find you, though!

[from trailer]
Leonardo: We were created as weapons, and we knew the world would never accept us... but one day, it would need us.

[Shredder attacks the Turtles as they defend the tower]
Leonardo: Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?
Donatello: 0.00000003%!
Leonardo: I'll take it!

[April meets the Turtles for the first time]
April O'Neil: What are you?
Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael: We're mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!

[the Turtles surive a barrage of gunfire]
Raphael: We're bulletproof...
Leonardo: Sweet!

Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo: Shut up Mikey!

[the Turtles sneak back home]
Leonardo: [whispers] Fall in, QUIETLY.
[Michaelangelo slips]
Leonardo: Shhh! If Master Splinter catches us, he'll send us back to the Hashi.
Raphael: I ain't going back to the Hashi!
Leonardo: [shoves Raph] Every time we're in the Hashi, it's because of YOU!
Raphael: [shoves Leo] Well, bro, you don't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore!
Michelangelo: What's that supposed to mean?
Raphael: I'm going out on my own, first chance I get.
Michelangelo: How're we gonna finish our hip hop Christmas album, bro? You're the hype man!
[everyone starts shushing each other]
Raphael: [to Mikey] You spit in my eye!
Leonardo: Nobody's going out, we all stick together!
Michelangelo: [to Raph] Sorry I spat in your eye, bro.

Leonardo: I think this is it, guys!
[the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]
Leonardo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donatello: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Leonardo: Raph?
Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Donatello: Raph... we made it. You crying?
Raphael: No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.

[the Turtles crowd around a wounded Splinter; Splinter whispers to Michelangelo]
Leonardo: What did he say?
Michelangelo: He said "Please take your knee off my chest."

[Splinter brings out a pizza since his children won't speak]
Splinter: Of course, you've all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... Novantanove Formaggio, The 99-cheese pizza!
Michelangelo: It's not possible...
Donatello: Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: [holds out a piece to Michelangelo] Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leonardo: Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter: Asiago...
Donatello: Keep it together!
Splinter: Taleggio...
Michelangelo: I don't even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Michelangelo: [cracks] Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages, and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!

Leonardo: All these years you told us we were rescued from the fire by a great guardian spirit, a hogosha.
Splinter: That's right.
[points at April]
Splinter: This is the hogosha.
[all the Turtles bow to April]
Michelangelo: [whispers] Dude, my girlfriend is the hogosha...
[Leo hits him]

[the young Turtles play buck-buck, Raphael walks off]
Leonardo: Where're you going, Raph? I need all of you!
Raphael: It's stupid - like you, Mikey!

Raphael: Looking for this?
[holds up April's phone]
April O'Neil: No no no, don't break that! Please!
Leonardo: [takes the phone out of Raph's hand] How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!
Raphael: Who made you boss?
Leonardo: You know who did.
[both get in each others' faces]
Michelangelo: Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation.

Leonardo: [on a subway] All aboard!
[attacks the Foot]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Leonardo: [of Shredder, who just showed up] Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I bet it never has to look for a can-opener.

[last lines]
Leonardo: We were awesome!
Michaelangelo: Bodacious!
Raphael: Bitchin'!
Donatello: Uh...
Michaelangelo: Gnarly!
Leonardo: Radical!
Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!
Michaelangelo: Wicked!
Leonardo: Hellacious!
Donatello: Uh, mega...
[Splinter clears his throat, the Turtles clam up]
Splinter: I have always liked... Cowabunga.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: COWABUNGA!
Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny!

Leonardo: Awesome!
Michaelangelo: Righteous!
Donatello: Bossa Nova!
[Leonardo and Michaelangelo look at Donatello]
Michaelangelo: Dude, "Bossa Nova"?
Donatello: Chevy Nova?
[Leonardo and Michaelangelo groan]
Donatello: Excellent!
[Leonardo and Michaelangelo cheer in approval; Raphael walks sullenly behind them]

[fighting Foot Soldiers]
Leonardo: One of these guys must know where they're holding Splinter, so don't knock them all out.
Michaelangelo: [getting beat] I don't think that will be a problem, Leo.

Casey Jones: [to the Foot soldiers of Raph] You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there, hm?
[sees April]
Casey Jones: Oh, who is the babe?
Leonardo: Who the heck is that?
Michaelangelo: Wayne Gretzky on steroids?

Splinter: [Leonardo meditates heavily] ... Leonardo.
Leonardo: Huh? Splinter!
Raphael: [inside playing a board game] "What Russian novel, embraces more than 500 characters, is set in the Napoleotic wars?"
Donatello: 'War and Peace'.
Leonardo: [bursting in] He's alive.
Raphael: [Leo walks right on the board game] Hey!
Donatello: Game smash.
Leonardo: Splinter's alive.
Donatello: We know, Leo, of course he is. We all think he's alive.
Leonardo: I don't *think*. I *know*.
Donatello: Huh?

Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo, I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello: But why?
Raphael: Why? Why, oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

April O'Neil: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some... frozen pizza.
Michaelangelo: [springs up from the manhole like a jack-in-the-box] Let's go for it!
Donatello: You said the magic word.
April O'Neil: You guys eat pizza?
Michaelangelo, Donatello: Doesn't everybody?
April O'Neil: Um, yeah... alright.
Leonardo: [from below] Hey, did she say pizza?

Raphael: So what do we do now?
Leonardo: What do you mean, what do we do now?
Raphael: Splinter's out there somewhere.
Leonardo: I know Splinter's out there.
Michaelangelo: [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?
Donatello: Fight.
Michaelangelo: Kitchen?
Donatello: Kitchen.
Michaelangelo: Yeah.
[both Michaelangelo and Donatello leave]
Raphael: So what are we gonna do about it?
Leonardo: What CAN we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael: Oh, so that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts!
Leonardo: I never said I was a great leader.
Raphael: Well you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a JERK sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael: Yeah? Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and LEAVE!
Leonardo: Why don't you?
Raphael: I will.
Leonardo: Good!
Raphael: Great!
Leonardo: Go ahead! We don't need ya!
Michaelangelo: [listening from the kitchen] Pork rind?
Donatello: Pork rind.

April O'Neil: [of Raphael] Well... I *was* going to give you guys a tour of the store. Shall we go get him?
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello: No.
Donatello: Uh... he just needs to blow off some steam.
Michaelangelo: Yeah.

Leonardo: [sees that Raphael is awake and rushes to him] Raph! You're awake! How do you feel?
Raphael: What's a guy gotta do... to get some food around here?
Leonardo: [stands up, ecstatic, and runs to bathroom door] Hey! Hey, he's awake! He wants some food! Bring some food!
[runs back to Raphael]
Leonardo: You're gonna be ok Raph... you're gonna be ok!
Raphael: Yeah, yeah, alright Leo! Get a grip, will ya?
Leonardo: Listen, Raph...
[helps Raphael to his feet]
Leonardo: -about what I said before... y'know... about not needing you and all?
Raphael: Leo... don't.
[they hug]
Leonardo: Boy, we missed you.
Donatello: [he and April watch from the doorway] It's a Kodak moment.

Raphael: Where's Splinter?
The Shredder: Ah, the rat. So it has a name...
[remembering his order to kill Splinter]
The Shredder: It HAD a name.
Leonardo: [furiously pushes past the other turtles] You LIE!
The Shredder: Do I?
The Shredder: [Leo lunges at Shredder, who trips him up with his spear and pins him to the ground] He dies! Weapons!
[the turtles grasp their weapons]
The Shredder: NOW!
[Mike, Don and Raph chuck their weapons over the side of the building]
The Shredder: Fools. Ha, ha. The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one! Now your fate... will be HIS!
Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael: NOOOO!

April O'Neil: Will I ever see you guys again?
Michaelangelo: Indubitably!
Leonardo: Well, that depends on how fast you restock your pizza.

Leonardo: It's time for us to go back!

Leonardo: We have had our first battle, Master Splinter! They were many, but we kicked... but we fought well.
Splinter: Were you seen?
Leonardo: Uh-uh.
Splinter: In this, you must never lapse. Even those who would be our allies, would not understand. Our domain is the shadow; stray from it reluctantly, for when you do, you must strike hard and fade away, without a trace.
Raphael: I lost a sai!
Splinter: Then, it is gone.
Raphael: But I can get it back! I can get it back...
Splinter: Raphael!... Let it go.

Turtles Forever (2009) (TV)
[Bebop, Rocksteady and the robot Foot Soldiers charge the turtles]
Leonardo: Uh... so, how do you guys normally handle these situations?
Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Turtle Power!
[Rush off to battle]
Michelangelo: Don't ya just love these guys? Cowabunga!
Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Cowabunga!
Raphael: Geez, it's like having five Mikey's now!

Leonardo: Hun mentioned the one "true" Shredder.
Raphael: And you know what that means.
Michelangelo: Our little alien Utrom is back.
Raphael 1987: Utrom Shredder? Sounds swedish!
[the 87' Turtles all laugh]
Michelangelo: Stop it, stop it, stop it! Can't you guys be serious about anything?
Leonardo 1987: They're right, this is serious. I say we head to our lair, pick up our anti-Technodrome gear and go put it to good use. But first, we've got to save April!

Donatello 1987: Okay guys, here's everything we'll need to take down the Technodrome. Exploding throwing stars, Anti-Technodrome roller skates, SPF 1000 sunblock.
Raphael 1987: And I've got the pizzas! We're good to go!
Leonardo: ...You're joking, right?
Raphael: We came all the way to "Wacky World" for this junk?

Leonardo: You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious.
Donatello: Lethal.
Michelangelo: Competent!
Raphael: We go in, no saying if we come out.
[the 87' Turtles nervously look at each other]
Leonardo 1987: Let's do this.
Leonardo: Today, we're more then allies. We're brothers.
Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Go green machine!
Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael: It's ninja time!
Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Turtle Power!
Raphael: Grr, annoying power.
Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Hey!
Raphael: Move it, half-shell!
Michelangelo 1987: Quit shoving!

Mirage Michelangelo: So, you're supposed to be us from other worlds... I don't see it.
Mirage Donatello: What's with the multi-coloured headbands?
Mirage Raphael: Heh, sellouts.
Raphael: Uh, well...
[points at the 87' Turtles]
Raphael: Check out the initialized belt buckles on these yahoos.
Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Hey!
Raphael: How lame can a turtle get, am I right?
[Mirage Raphael pins Raphael's arm behind his back and kicks him]
Raphael: OW! Geez, what a hardcase.
[the 88' Turtles grin at Raphael]
Raphael: What?
Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987, Leonardo 1987: Nothing.

April O'Neil 1987: Boy, when you guys are out of town, the threats on my life sure do pile up!
[Notices the 2003 Turtles]
April O'Neil 1987: They're eight of you now! Holy scoop!
Donatello: Wait, you're April? Um... what's with the yellow jumpsuit? Do you work at a car-wash in this dimension?
April O'Neil 1987: I'm a reporter, April O'Neil. And you're my ticket to a Peabody!
[pulls out a video camera]
Leonardo 1987: Sorry April, no time for an exclusive. We've got to get these guys to the lair.

Michelangelo: Come on, Raph. Lighten up. Our cowabunga cousins aren't so bad. Right, guys?
1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: [Tackling Michelangelo] Wet Willie!
Michelangelo: You got me!
Raphael: Not bad? They're clowns, not ninjas!
1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: Oh yeah?
Raphael: Yeah!
Splinter: Enough! Stop this bickering! You only do your enemy's work for him. You are ninja, all of you. And, all are welcome here. Do not embarrass your sensei.
1988 Donatello: He may not look exactly like our Splinter, but he sure sounds like him.
Raphael: Yeah, uh, sorry about the 'clown' crack.

Casey Jones: So... I still don't get it. Which Shredder is back? Doing what? To who?
1988 Michelangelo: All I know is we wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for your stupid Shredder.
Raphael: OUR Shredder? YOUR Shredder started this whole "stupid mess" with his stupid Technodrome in the stupid first place!
1988 Raphael: Yeah, but your Shredder's like totally psycho-evil.
1988 Donatello: Ours is just decaf.
1988 Leonardo: Yeah. He won't keep you up at night.
Casey Jones: ...Your doubles ain't exactly playing with a full deck, are they?
Michelangelo: And they're really annoying.
Casey Jones: Gotcha. Up to speed now.

Raphael: You plan on doing us in, there's gotta be an easier way!
The Shredder: Oh, you shall perish, but not yet. You see, like you, I recently learned that ours is but a single dimension in a multiverse of dimensions. Intrigued, I used this very portal to survey them all. Which is when I made a startling, horrible discovery. There are not simple eight of you, but SCORES OF YOU! Behold, a multiverse of accursed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
[the Portal displays large images of multiple Turtle dimensions]
1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: AWESOME!
The Shredder: Destroying the eight of you would accomplish nothing! So long as ninja turtles exist somewhere in the multiverse, they will interfere in the plans of The Shredder. Our epic battle is never going to end unless I put an end to turtles... FOREVER!
Splinter: Even a creature as power-mad as you, cannot believe he has the ability to subvert the entire multiverse!
The Shredder: Let us put that to a test, vermin! It seems like branches hanging off a single tree, each of these dimensions sprang from a common source. Destroy the source, and you would set off a chain reaction that would destroy ninja turtles everywhere, forever more! And so, you are being scanned. Broken down, for the sole purpose of discovering your "source" DNA. Two turtle teams from two turtle worlds. Different in so many ways, but deep down there are similarities. And those similarities will point the path to the source dimension: Turtle Prime!

Mirage Leonardo: Alright, let's go stop your Shredder. You're saying he's using a "Technodrome"?
Donatello 1987: Yep, but don't worry. We've created a sophisticated device that will be able to track the Technodrome, no matter where...
Mirage Leonardo: Is that it?
[Mirage Leonardo points to the Technodrome in the distance blasting away at the city]
Donatello: Yep, that would be it.
Mirage Leonardo: It's been doing that all night. huh, now let's go do something about it.

Mirage Donatello: I'm gonna miss those wannabes.
Mirage Michelangelo: Yeah, I kinda dug the initials on the belt buckles.
Mirage Raphael: [scoff] You would. I could go for a slice though.
Mirage Leonardo: There's that place on Bleeker.

Mirage Leonardo: We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We strike hard, and fade away into the night.

Mirage Leonardo: Shredder!
The Shredder: You speak my name, but you do not know me. I am Ch'rell, Oroku Saki, Duke Acureds, the one TRUE Shredder! I am a destroyer of worlds, and I fear no one!

Mirage Leonardo: The Shredder... has been shredded.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back to the Egg (#4.26)" (1990)
Michaelangelo: Hey, dudes! Check out this filer I just found in the sewer! The posh pizza. Special introductory offer. Four pizzas for the price of one! Is that an awsome deal or what?
Leonardo: What about The Lizard that Swallowed Pittsburgh
Michaelangelo: Wouldn't you rather watch the turtles that scarfed pizza?
Leonardo: You've got a point.

Michaelangelo, Leonardo: One, two, buckle my shoe!

Michaelangelo, Leonardo: One, two, buckle my shoe! Three, four, shut the down! five, six...

Michaelangelo: Oh, dude! scope out all cars! how do we get a cross?
Leonardo: You're supposed to cross when the light is green.
Michaelangelo: But it's red!
Leonardo: I know. but let's cross anyway.

Michaelangelo, Leonardo: Scout's honor!

Michaelangelo: Oh, my tummy's growling. I'm hungry!
Michaelangelo: Me, too.
Michaelangelo: Hey, look! There's the building where auntie April works!
Leonardo: I'll betcha she'll give us some milk and cookies!

Leonardo, Michaelangelo: Tiny turtle power!

Michaelangelo: Hey, look! Auntie April got her own tv set!
Leonardo: Goodie! let's watch cartoons!
Leonardo: Uh-oh. you blowed up the tv!
Michaelangelo: [stammering] it blew itself up!

Leonardo: Is too!
Michaelangelo: Is not!

Leonardo: Is too!
Michaelangelo: Is not!
Leonardo: too!
Michaelangelo: not.

TMNT (2007)
Raphael: [Leonardo has knocked off the Nightwatcher's helmet, and reveals that the Nightwatcher is actually Raphael. Ralpael mule-kicks him away from him] You are SO smug, y'know that? You think the world revolves around you, don't ya; that we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh? Well, I've got a newsflash for ya: we got along just fine without you!
Leonardo: Oh, and THIS qualifies as "just fine?" Dressing up like it's Halloween every night? Risking the safety of our family? I mean, come on! What were you thinking?
Raphael: Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back expectin' us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers.
Leonardo: HEY, I was TRAINING. Training to be a better leader! For you! Why do you hate me for that?
Raphael: And whoever said I wanted to be led? I'm better off callin' my own shots now, get used to it!
Leonardo: YOU AREN'T READY. You're impatient, and hot-tempered, and more importantly...
Leonardo: I'm better than you.
Raphael: [laughs coldly] Oh, ya know something, big brother?
[pulls out his sais]
Raphael: I'd have to disagree with you on that one.
[he gets into a stance]
Leonardo: Don't do this, Raph.
Raphael: I'm done takin' orders.
[Leo draws his swords and the fight renews]

Raphael: OK, Leo, I'll bite. What're we doing up here?
Leonardo: I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.
Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you've left, my videogame scores have, like, doubled.
Leonardo: Right...

Leonardo: This Nightwatcher character has been going around like some vigilante showboat, but his days are over.
Raphael: Hey, the Nightwatcher was the only one around to pick up the slack while you were gone. Crime didn't take a break... YOU did.

Raphael: You're still here? Go back to your jungle.
Leonardo: At least his personality is still intact.

Leonardo: Hothead.
Raphael: Splinter Junior.

[from trailer]
Leonardo: Within hours, we'll lose the city. And within weeks... the world.

[from trailer]
Leonardo: Attack as one!

Master Splinter: Ah, good morning boys!
Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo: Good morning Sensei.
Raphael: Sup'.

Leonardo: Funny thing about anger. Let it consume you and soon enough... you lose sight of everything.

Leonardo: Goodnight Dark Prince.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Trans-Dimensional Turtles (#4.10)" (2016)
80s Leonardo: All right, team, let's do this. Turtle Power!
Leonardo: Enough with the "Turtle Power" already, let's just go.

Leonardo: Let's take this wad of chewing gum down!

[the two Raphaels fight the Kraang]
80s Leonardo: Get the portal back!
Leonardo: We only have 5 minutes to disarm two more bombs!
80s Raphael: Leave this to the real Raphael!
Raphael: You gonna shoot another fire hydrant at them, or what?
[80s Raphael shoves a pizza in the face of a Kraang. Nick Raphael jumps in and dismantles the Kraang's exosuit]
Raphael: [to 80s Raphael] Where the heck did you get pizza?
80s Raphael: Give me a break.

80s Leonardo: Okay, guys, here's the plan: the Donatellos will disarm the weapon, everyone else take down that creep! Turtle Power!
Leonardo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up with the Turtle Power for a second! You don't give orders to my team, okay? I'm the order guy! This guy! Who...
[all the Turtles charge away]
Leonardo: [upset] I'm the order guy!

80s Michelangelo: [in 3D New York] Dudes, look at us! We're like, more solid or something!
80s Leonardo: What's going on, Donatello?
80s Donatello: Well, we came from a 2-dimensional reality into a 3rd dimension. It's like science fiction!
80s Raphael: Hey, guys, now that we're in a new dimension...
80s Michelangelo: PIZZA TIME! Far out!

80s Leonardo: It's over! We stopped your little scheme! We deactivated all your dimensionizers!
80s Michelangelo: That's right, pink dude! You can't blow up our realities anymore!
Kraang Sub-Prime: Blow up... realities?
[Kraang Sub-Prime turns to Krang]
Kraang Sub-Prime: You've been trying to wipe out dimensions we've been trying to mutate for thousands of years? Are you insane?
Krang: Well, you did say to wipe out the turtles at any cost...
Kraang Sub-Prime: This is why I banished you to 2-Dimensional Earth in the first place: Because you're an idiot! A moron! A dingleberry! So, you know what? I'm kicking yah back!
[Sub-Prime kicks Krang through a portal]
Krang: Oh no! Not again...!

80s Donatello: I'm trying to tell you, this isn't a weapon! It's a portal projector!
Donatello: Oh yeah? Well how do we know you're not a Kraang?
80s Leonardo: That's why we brought you here. Krang! He's causing trouble in our dimension, and yours too!
80s Michelangelo: Krang's like trying to destroy both our realities, dudes! We just don't know how. You've gotta believe us!
80s Raphael: That's why we called on you posers, I mean "turtles", for help. Did I say posers? Oops.
Raphael: Posers? You guys don't even fight with your weapons! And what's up with the intials on your belts? Lame!

[Stopping the 80s Turtles from running into open populated streets]
Michelangelo: You can't do that, dudes!
80s Leonardo: Why not?
Raphael: Because we live in secret here. We have to live in the shadows, like, you know, real ninjas!

Splinter: What is going on here? Someone explain! NOW!
80s Leonardo: Wow, your Splinter is kinda strict. And tall too.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: I Think His Name Is Baxter Stockman (#1.5)" (2012)
Leonardo: Halt, villain!
Raphael: "Halt, villain?" When did we start talking like that?
Leonardo: We're heroes. That's how heroes talk.

Donatello: [sees Baxter Stockman] Who the heck is that guy?"
Raphael: I don't know, but he needs a beatdown!
Leonardo: Hold on, Raph. We don't know that he's gonna do anything wrong. He's probably on his way to... church?
Raphael: Wearing powered battle armor? What kind of church is that?
Michelangelo: A really awesome one!
Leonardo: Ugh... look, it's my call! I decide who gets a beatdown!
[Baxter tries to break into a building]
Leonardo: That guy needs a beatdown.

Michelangelo: Excuse me, Sensei, but ninjas never had to go up against guys in armor.
[sees a painting]
Michelangelo: Oh, I mean ninjas always had to go up against guys in armor.
Raphael: Nice save.
Leonardo: Sensei, what was their secret?
Splinter: They understood that you do not fight the armor. You fight the man inside.

Leonardo: Like Sensei said, don't fight the armor, fight the guy inside. And one thing thing we know about bad guys... they love chasing Mikey.

Baxter Stockman: So... We'll call it a tie?
Leonardo: Wanna call it a tie, Raph?
Raphael: Not yet.
[throws Stockman into a dumpster]
Raphael: NOW it's a tie!

Leonardo: We just want the T-Pod!
Baxter Stockman: Give up my source of power? Why would I do that? So you can laugh at me again, throw me in a Dumpster?
Raphael: Sounds good to me.

Baxter Stockman: Any last words?
Leonardo: Just one: bees!
Baxter Stockman: Bees?
Michelangelo: BEES!
[rams a beehive into Stockman's armor]

[last lines]
Splinter: You all showed wisdomm and great skill in defeating the Stockman-Pod. I am proud of you all.
Leonardo: So, does that mean we're not grounded anymore?
Splinter: Yes.
[the Turtles cheer]
Splinter: But first... randori!
[holds up his stick again, the Turtles scream and run]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) (VG)
Splinter: Leonardo: master strategist and loyal son. The soul of the family.
Leonardo: The best leaders always lead from the front!

Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo: TURTLE POWER!

Raphael: [sparring with Leonardo] Time for some super-sized knuckle sandwich, bro!
Leonardo: [kicks him] Sorry, Raph, there's only SOLE on the menu tonight!
Splinter: Again! I want you both to begin again - concentrating less on your atrocious puns this time!

Leonardo: There's the next pizza shop.
Raphael: I don't see none of the freak-show troublemakers anywhere...
Leonardo: Yeah, I think we're early for once.
Rocksteady: Think again!

Leonardo: Let's get back to the lair and figure out what we need to do next.
Michelangelo: Next? Easy! Pepperoni and extra cheese!
Leonardo: I swear, little bro, you're like a bottomless pit. When aren't you hungry?
Michelangelo: Um... I think the question these days should be "When am I not fighting?" Look! More mystery ninjas, dude!

Leonardo: Okay, guys, I'm hitting the hay. That's enough fun for me tonight.
Leatherhead: No, little turtle, the fun'sss just begun! You traitorsss have brought harm againssst our mutant brethren for too long. Leatherhead will ssstand by no longer, your existensss endsss tonight!

[after fighting Leatherhead]
Michelangelo: Who the heck was that guy and who put the bug up his butt?
Donatello: Us, apparently. You heard him, he thinks we're traitors because we fight other mutants.
Raphael: Only the knucklehead ones. That lizard's got problems, if you ask me.
Leonardo: Unfortunately, it looks like those problems are now ours, too...

Michelangelo: The gangs want to take over the pizza shops? We gotta do something about this tragedy, man!
Leonardo: You're right, Mikey - we can't let these goons have their way! Time to make a stand!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Rise of the Turtles: Part 1 (#1.1)" (2012)
Michelangelo: Oh, yeah. Michelangelo is on the move. You don't know what to do: I'm here! I'm there! I could be anywhere. How do you stop what you can't even see?
Leonardo: [hits Michelangelo in his stomach] Like that?
Michelangelo: Good one, Leo.

Splinter: And so your inability to work together allowed them all to get away.
Raphael: Well, maybe if I didn't have to waste time arguing with hero boy, I could've saved them.
Leonardo: Hey, if you hadn't gotten in my way, I could have done it, and you went flying off on your own. How smart was that?
Donatello: Well, it would've worked out great if somebody hadn't hit me in the head with their nunchucks.
Michelangelo: Well none of this would've happened if somebody hadn't trusted us to go up there in the first place.
[Splinter stops]
Michelangelo: [sheepish] Oh geez. Sensei, I didn't mean to...
Splinter: No, Michelangelo, you are right.
Michelangelo: I am?
Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello: He is?
Splinter: You were not fully prepared for what was up there. I trained you to fight as individuals, not as a team, and as your teacher - your father - the responsibility for that is mine. Perhaps in another year, we can try again.
Donatello: Another year? We don't have another year!

Splinter: Yes, you must save her.
Leonardo: I agree, Sensei but in that fight, we weren't exactly a well-oiled machine.
Michelangelo: Like that robot with the brain thingy.
Raphael: Give it a rest.
Splinter: Hmm. If you are to fight more effectively as a unit, you are going to need a leader.
Leonardo: Can I be the leader?
Raphael: Why should you be the leader? I kicked your butt. I should be the leader.
Donatello: Hey, I'm smarter than all you guys put together it should be me.
Michelangelo: I think it should be me.
[all stop to look at Mikey]
Michelangelo: I don't really have a reason I just think it would be neat.

Michelangelo: Explain to me one more time what we're doing here.
Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello: [All groan]
Leonardo: Mikey, we've been over this. That building has the same logo as the van that was used to kidnap the family so if we wait long enough, one the kidnappers will eventually show his face and when he does, we'll make him tell us where they took them.
Michelangelo: And then we got ourselves a van!
Leonardo: Just hit the guy I tell you to.
Michelangelo: will do!
Raphael: Are you sure this is gonna to work?
Leonardo: Trust me. They'll be here any second.
Michelangelo: Oh
Michelangelo: [chuckling]
Michelangelo: [snoring]
Michelangelo: [yells]
Michelangelo: Okay, I'm thinking of something green. Ga-reen. Ga-reen.
Donatello: Is it Raphael again.
Michelangelo: Man, you're good at this!

Michelangelo: Guys! Guys! you're never gonna believe this.
Michelangelo: That dude, he - he had a brain!
Leonardo: We all have brains, Mikey.
Donatello: Not all of us.
Michelangelo: In our chests?
Leonardo: No, Mikey. not in our chests.
Michelangelo: You're not listening to me!
[Leonardo slaps Michelangelo]
Michelangelo: Did you just slap me?
Leonardo: I was calming you down.

Raphael: Give it up already. The guy's not gonna show.
Leonardo: We have to be patient.
Raphael: No, you have to come up with a better plan, 'cause the four of us standing there with our thumbs up our noises...
Michelangelo: I don't think they'd fit...
Raphael: ...is pointless.
Leonardo: [Van parks on the corner] You sure about that, Raph?
Raphael: He showed up, didn't he? I should've complained two hours ago.
Leonardo: Gentlemen, I have a bold and daring plan. There's no time for hesitation. My orders must be carried out without question.
[Turtles run off leaving Leo alone]
Leonardo: Guys? Guys, wait up!

Donatello: Yeah, look at it logically. There four of us and one of you. What are you going to do?
Donatello: Yow
Raphael: whoa.
Raphael: You have to ask!
Raphael: He's getting away again!
Leonardo: No, he's not
Raphael: whoa!
Raphael: [screams] Ugh.
Leonardo: Now we're getting somewhere.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tale of the Yokai (#3.20)" (2015)
Leonardo: Whoa, human Splinter!
Michelangelo: He looks so weird without fur.

Leonardo: Maybe we SHOULD take Shredder down...
Donatello: If we interfere with history, Splinter will never move to New York and buy four baby turtles, and then who's gonna stop the Kraang invasion and save all of New York, huh?
Leonardo: But we've already interfered with history! Shredder just saved Tang Shen from four monsters, US!

Donatello: Casey's picture is fading away, like we never knew him! Time is already being altered!
Michelangelo: It's just like that movie! We're doomed, dudes! DOOMED!
Raphael: Calm down, man! We just got to make sure Tang Shen doesn't like Oroku Saki!
Leonardo: We have to convince her he's the evil jerk we all know and hate, so history stays on course!

Leonardo: You can't leave Hamato Yoshi, he's a good man! Oroku Saki is evil!
Tang Shen: No. Saki is a good man.
Donatello: If you choose Oroku Saki, the world itself could be at risk! Take it from us, the Kappa Brothers!
Tang Shen: Yoshi is too dedicated to ninjustsu to raise a family...
Michelangelo: That's not true, Splinter loves little Miwa! She's so cute!
Tang Shen: I don't know who I'll choose. I must do what's right for my daughter.
Raphael: Follow your heart, Shen! You know who the better man is!

Leonardo: Why, why did we have to come here? Of all times, of all places?
Renet: It was the scepter... it brought you here, to make sure Splinter survived.

Leonardo: We yokai will steal all of your souls, through your butt!
[the frightened ninjas flee]
Raphael: Steal all of your souls through your butt?
Leonardo: That's an actual ancient legend!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Wrath of Tiger Claw (#2.19)" (2014)
Leonardo: Tiger Claw is back! And he's going after April and Casey!
Donatello: We have to get to April! And Casey, you know, time permitting.

Raphael: What world do you live in, that it's OK to bring the Princess of the Foot Clan to our secret lair?
Leonardo: What happened to Casey?
Raphael: Tiger Claw threw him off a building. And you just brought his partner in crime home for dinner!

Splinter: I retain very little from my old life, but this I will never let go... My daughter.
[shows Karai his family photo]
Karai: [stunned] I... I can't believe it. You're telling the truth...! All these years the Shredder has been lying to me...
Leonardo: Wait, you can't believe it? I thought you DID believe it. If you didn't believe it, why did you come down here?
Karai: Father... What have I done?

Splinter: [to Karai] You are who you choose to be. Not what others make you.
Raphael: Some of us choose to be right all the time.
Leonardo: Will you just GO!

Donatello: He's still brooding.
Raphael: He's thinking about her. About Karai.
Leonardo: Master Splinter is her father. How could she still want to be with the Shredder?
Michelangelo: You have to have faith, Leo. Her entire relationship would be a lie. It would change everything she knows. The truth will set her free. Just give her the time she needs to accept who she is!
Donatello: Right... Look, Leo, she'll come around.

Leonardo: I thought I would play after all.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan (2016) (VG)
Michelangelo: So guys, if Bebop is trying to break into the safe, does that make this a... piggy bank?
Raphael: [annoyed] Leo, can you talk to this guy?
Leonardo: Guess he's trying to bring home the bacon, huh?
Donatello: Please, not you too Leo...

Leonardo: [on Karai] Seriously, what is the problem with this woman?
Michelangelo: Guys, you think maybe she has a crush on me or something?

Raphael: [on Wingnut] For a moment, I was worried we were gonna have to deal with extraterrestrial intelligence!
Leonardo: Just be careful, Raph, the crazy ones are usually the most dangerous ones.
Raphael: I'll say.
Michelangelo: ...what are you looking at me for?

[the Turtles encounter Rocksteady in the underground metro]
Michelangelo: That's it, I'm never taking the subway ever again!
Donatello: I think the odds of running into a rhino during your daily commute are negligible, Mikey.
Raphael: What daily commute? He just sits on the couch and plays video games all day!
Leonardo: [to Raph] You know, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

[Bebop appears to help Rocksteady fight the Turtles]
Raphael: I knew it! Whenever old horn-head shows up, pig-brain is never far behind!
Michelangelo: He probably got on the wrong train, like 12 times or something.
Leonardo: Do I need to bring up glass houses again, Mikey?
Michelangelo: Hey, that only happened once!... This year... So far.

Leonardo: Looks like the Foot and Krang are planning a full-scale war.
Raphael: Yo, that's fine by me! They want a war, we'll give 'em a war!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fallen Angel (#1.8)" (2003)
Leonardo: When are these dragon dudes gonna learn?
Michelangelo: Green beats purple every time!
Raphael: They'll all be black and blue by the time I'm done with them!

Leonardo: Okay, I've checked the perimeter, there are exits there and there. Everyone here looks heavily armed, so can we try to avoid a fight?... Yeah, right, what was I thinking?

Purple Dragon Member: Hey! It's one a' them Kung-Fu lizards!
Hun: Oh, no...
Raphael: TURTLES! Tur-tles! Don't any a' you lamebrains know a turtle when ya see one?
Leonardo: Uh, Raf, I think the biology lesson's the least of our problems right now...

Leonardo: Geeze, I can barely move in this stuff! What is the deal with humans and clothes?
Raphael: Ya ever see a human in their skivies? Trust me, it ain't a pretty sight!

[last lines]
Michelangelo: Yo Case, hows about introducing grandma to your friends?
Raphael: Forget it Mikey, we're ninjas. We stick to the shadows.
Leonardo: The unsung heroes of the urban jungle.
Donatello: The silent protectors of the way of Bushido.
Michelangelo: What kinda pie do you think it was?
[gets slapped on the head]
Michelangelo: OW! What?

Leonardo: [about a Purple Dragon] Now class, who can tell me what he did wrong?
Raphael: You mean besides being a badly-dressed, law-breaking, good-for-nothin', low-life street punk?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtle Tracks (#1.1)" (1987)
Leonardo: We turtles do not know the meaning of the word defeat.
Michaelangelo: That's right. We don't bother to look it up in a dictionary.

Raphael: Okay, April, where you hiding?
Leonardo: Hey, it's April's wallet.
Raphael: And over there.
Donatello: April's press pass.
Raphael: Yeah, I'd know that wad of used chewing gum anywhere.
Michaelangelo: Uh, you get the feeling April's in trouble?
Donatello: Well, either that, or she's got a big hole in her purse.
[they discover it on a landing]
Donatello: April's purse. Come on.

Raphael: [fights with a foot ninja and stabs it in the chest with a metallic clang] Clang? Did you say clang?
Leonardo: [fights with a foot ninja and slices it's chest open revealing gears and wires inside it's body] Check those dudes out!
Donatello: Dudes not, they're robots!
Michaelangelo: Robots?
[throws off his disguise]
Michaelangelo: Let's rock!
[leaps in the air and attacks them with his nunchucks]

April O'Neil: Nice going, Raphael! Only half the people saw you!
Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
April O'Neil: Oh, sorry.

Leonardo: We turtles don't know the meaning of the word 'defeat'.
Michaelangelo: That's right. We never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Gauntlet (#1.9)" (2012)
Leonardo: We're gonna set a trap for this pigeon man and make sure he never bothers you again.
Donatello: And I know what we can use as bait...
Michelangelo: Bread crumbs! Pigeons eat bread crumbs!
Donatello: I meant April.
Michelangelo: You're gonna let him eat April? I thought you liked her!
April O'Neil: Yeah!

Leonardo: Donnie, hack into the system and see what you can find about the Kraang's plot. Raph, you're with me. Mikey, you stay with Donnie.
Donatello: Why do I always get stuck with Mikey?
Michelangelo: Hey!
Leonardo: I don't want him. And I'm in charge!
Michelangelo: Hey!
Donatello: Well, then, make Raph take Mikey!
Raphael: Over my dead body.
Michelangelo: You know, I'm starting to think nobody wants to be with me. Fine! I'll just go off on my own.

Leonardo: All right, Mighty Mutants, let's do this!
Raphael: Mighty Mutants? What, Dancing Dorks was already taken?

April O'Neil: Here I am, walking around in the big city, all alone! Oh, I sure hope some pigeon man doesn't come out and attack me! That would be the last thing I would want!
Donatello: What are you doing?
April O'Neil: You wanted me to be bait, I'm bait!
Donatello: That's not how bait talks!
April O'Neil: How do you know how bait talks?
Donatello: I know bait doesn't talk BACK!
Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo: Awwww...
Michelangelo: Oh no you didn't!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Same as It Never Was (#3.21)" (2005)
Raphael: What the shell are you doing here?
Leonardo: Raph? April's guys didn't say about you being here.
Raphael: Oh, what's the matter, Leo? I remind you how you made us abandon Master Splinter, when he needed us most?
Leonardo: It's what he wanted Raph, to save us! If we all had gone back there we would've all been destroyed!
Raphael: We could've saved him!
Leonardo: You know we couldn't! He was gone!
[Raph shoves Leo, and the two start to fight]

Raphael: Donnie? No way!
Leonardo: Donatello! You're back! I don't believe it!
Michelangelo: Believe it!

Michelangelo: Brainiac here wants to go up against the Shredder.
Leonardo: We've already tried it, Donny. How do you think we lost Casey?
Raphael: The Shredder's palace is surrounded by an army of Foot police.
Leonardo: And Utrominators.
Raphael: And Karai Legions.
Leonardo: We can't even get inside to fight him.
Baxter Stockman: And if you could you couldn't beat him. The Shredder's new exo-suit is stronger than ever. I should know, I designed it.
Leonardo: It's impossible.
Raphael: Can't be done, Donny. It's hopeless.
Donatello: I don't know what happened to you guys, but the Turtles I knew believed that nothing was ever hopeless. Please. We can do this.
Leonardo: All right, Donny, we'll do it one more time. But please, tell me we have a fighting chance.

Karai: I beg you Leonardo, leave this place. Or you will force me of which my duty commands.
Leonardo: Not this time Karai. This time you have to make a choice. Once and for all!
[defeats Karai and prepares to kill her]
Leonardo: I'm sorry, Karai. But I never wanted it to be this way.
[Karai strikes Leo and kills him]
Karai: Forgive me, Leonardo.
Raphael: LEO! NOOO!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Dinosaur Seen in Sewers! (#3.24)" (2015)
Leonardo: [Referring to Zog] And the part where he calls you "Commander Zoraph" and does everything you say?
Raphael: Hey, I saw a chance to have an attack dino, and I took it!

Michelangelo: That's it? After all those adventures, he just BITES IT? What kind of anticlimate ending is that?
Leonardo: AnticlimaCTIC.
Donatello: What a bummer ending...

Raphael: He's on our side!
Leonardo: And you trust him?
Raphael: We bonded over a mutual love of destruction!

Leonardo: The Kraang are using the Statue of Liberty as a base!
Michelangelo: That's just evil!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Pulverizer Returns! (#1.22)" (2013)
Leonardo: Alright guys, let's pack it in. Nothing's happening.
Raphael: I was afraid this day would come. We've run out of butts to kick.

Donatello: Mikey, if Master Splinter has taught us anything, it's that real combat is not like a video game.
Leonardo: Hey, coins!

Michelangelo: Look, I'm Leo! Guys, shh! We have to be quiet. Ninjas are quiet. Quiet down.
Leonardo: I sound nothing like that!
Raphael: Yes, that's why we're laughing because you sound nothing like that.

Raphael: Awwwwww...
Leonardo: Raph If you keep breaking your toys we won't buy you new ones.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus (2004) (VG)
Leonardo: Thought I'm only good with a blade? Wrong again.

Leonardo: I battle for justice and honor, and to protect my family.

Leonardo: Leave it to me and my blade.

Leonardo: You're getting too low.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Enter: The Shredder (#1.2)" (1987)
Shredder: Your hairy little friend knows me as Oroku Saki, but you may call me... The Shredder.
Raphael: A kitchen utensil?
Shredder: You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan.
Leonardo: Why should we want to do that?
Shredder: Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology, including my rare experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form. You owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny. Join me.
Raphael: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning to you?

Leonardo: You know, that was almost too easy.
Raphael: I really wish you'd stop saying things like that.
Rocksteady: Rrrr! Say your prayers, turtles!
[Starts blasting away at the turtles]

Donatello: Turtles fight with honor!
Leonardo: Taste cold steel!
Michaelangelo: Get funky!

Leonardo: It's gotta be a trap.
Raphael: I hate it when he says that.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredded & Splintered (#1.5)" (1987)
Krang: [as his android body grows to a gigantic size] Now, wretched reptiles, you will face... the wrath of krang!
Michaelangelo: Wasn't that the name of a movie?
Leonardo: I don't believe I saw it.

Leonardo: I think they're starting to tire.
Raphael: Great. In a few more hours, they'll barely be able to throw a car at us.
Michaelangelo: So, like, why don't we throw some trucks at them?

Leonardo: Master, that device was your only hope of being human again!
Splinter: I had to destroy it to save you.

Krang: [as his android body grows to a gigantic size] Now, wretched reptiles, you will face... the wrath of krang!
Michaelangelo: Wasn't that the name of a movie?
Leonardo: I don't believe I saw it.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Attack of the Mousers (#1.3)" (2003)
Leonardo: Your reign of terror is OVER, Stockman!!
Michaelangelo: [Admiringly] You been practicing that?
Leonardo: You like it?

Splinter: Young woman, we have something most important to discuss.
April O'Neil: What?
Splinter: We have never revealed ourselves to the other world. You have placed us all in great danger.
Leonardo: But, Master Splinter... she was in trouble and we helped her.
Raphael: Yeah, aren't you always teaching us to do the right thing?
Splinter: As you grow older, you will learn there are many ways to do the right thing. But there is no going back. I'm afraid we find ourselves at your mercy.
April O'Neil: Oh, I would never tell anybody. I mean, who would believe me?
Donatello: She's got a point.
Michaelangelo: Yeah! We're unbelievable!
Raphael: Geez, where's your off switch?

April O'Neil: Seriously, I promise.
Splinter: ...I believe you.
Leonardo: Is this another lesson, Master Splinter? How to sense the truth?
Splinter: No, this is called trusting your gut.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: New Friend, Old Enemy (#1.4)" (2012)
Michelangelo: [cat on his shell] Anyone wanna help me with this?
Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello: NO.

Cat Owner: Mittens!
Donatello: I think that's the owner.
Donatello: What're you doing?
Raphael: Whoa, Hey.
Leonardo: Mikey, wait!
Michelangelo: What? I'm returning Mittens to her owner.
Raphael: Are you an idiot? Wait, let me rephrase that: You are an idiot!
Donatello: You can't show show yourself to a human!
Michelangelo: Why not?
Donatello: Because they'll freak the heck out, that why not!
Michelangelo: No they won't, I'm not so scary!
Raphael: You're an ugly green mutant, armed with ninja weapons!

Raphael: Face it, humans will never understand you. Heck, we don't even understand you!
Michelangelo: [sighs] yeah.
Michelangelo: But I bet that guy would!
Leonardo: Chris Bradford. The martial arts superstar with a chain of dojos across the country. He's your soulmate?
Michelangelo: We've got so much in common.
[poses like Bradford]
Donatello: what if you stop standing like that?
Michelangelo: We'll have a little less in common, but still a lot! And look, he's in town for martial arts expo. Maybe he'll show me his secret kata, the Death Dragon and I'll show him my secret kata, the Secret Kata!
Donatello: Catchy
Michelangelo: check it out.
Michelangelo: [Whoopz] But don't tell anyone you saw it
Leonardo: No problem
Raphael: Face it, Mikey, Chris Bradford is the last person on earth that you would be his friends with you. Well, tried for last, with everyone else on earth.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Manhattan Project: Part 2 (#2.14)" (2014)
Raphael: This is YOUR fault, Leo! If you hadn't called Splinter, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Leonardo: I didn't have a choice, Raph. It was him or Mikey. I thought... I thought Sensei would take care of him...
Raphael: Well, you thought wrong!
Michelangelo: We know where they took him... Shredder's lair. We do this for SPLINTER. There comes a time, brothers, when history is forged like... melted cheese. It sticks together as... one! But is still soft and squishy in the middle. ARE YOU WITH ME?
Raphael: Lamest speech ever... But I'm with you.
Leonardo: Let's do this!

Leonardo: You did it, Sensei.
Splinter: With the help of my brave sons, yes, we all did it.
Raphael: What about Karai?
April O'Neil: I still can't believe that evil witch is your daughter. Um... Sorry to be so honest.
Splinter: Perhaps one day she will believe the truth. But that is her decision.

[Kraathatrogon Worm warps into the 1987 TMNT dimension]
80's Leonardo: Hey, do you guys see that?
80's Michelangelo: Woah dudes, a giant freaky worm! Totally mondo-bizarro!
80's Donatello: I bet that pesky Shredder and Krang are behind this!
80's Raphael: You know what that means, right Leonardo?
80's Leonardo: We take down the creepy crawler, and then we order pizza!
80's Donatello: Yes! Turtle power!
80's Michelangelo: Cowabunga!

The Fight for the Fox Box (2003) (TV)
Michaelangelo: [In the Turtles' lair on a Saturday morning, two of them fight. Mikey stands in front of their TV wall with a remote control, smiling] Oh yes! Saturday morning toon time! This is what life's all about!
[he turns on the TVs; there is nothing but snow]
Michaelangelo: Hey! What gives? This isn't Ultimate Muscle! I want my Ultimate Muscle! Donny! The cable's on the blink again!
Donatello: [Donatello sits down at his computer workstation, he brings up scientific-looking readouts on the screens] According to this, our cable's functioning perfectly!
Michaelangelo: You don't think the Fox Box has been... pre-empted, do ya?
Raphael: [smashes a sai into one of the television sets] If I miss this week's "Kirby", heads are gonna roll!
Leonardo: Donny, see what else you can find out. Maybe there's something we can do to help.
Raphael: Yeah? Well hurry it up! 'Cuz I also wanted to catch the Fox Box premiere of "Shaman King"!
Leonardo: Shaman King?
Raphael: You gotta see this, Leo, it's awesome! Mikey! Run the Shaman King promo we taped!
[Mikey puts a DVD in the system and the Shaman King promo starts]

Leonardo: [inside their truck as it speeds through the city; talking into a cell phone] All right, guys. Anyone find anything?
Michaelangelo: I find that searching for stuff makes me hungry!
Raphael: [riding his motorcycle] I got nothing!
Donatello: [on the computer system at their base] I intercepted and encrypted Foot communication signals. Near as I can tell, the Fox Box broadcast codes have been broken up into five parts. Shredder's got one part, but we'll need the other parts to get the Fox Box back online and on the air.
Leonardo: [on the phone] So, what do we do?
Donatello: April had a great idea.
April O'Neil: If we can find The Shredder's part of the code, maybe someone else will find the other pieces. Don and I have set up a website: SaveTheFoxBox.com. Anyone who finds a piece of the Fox Box broadcast codes can log on and enter it. The codes will be reassembled, and the Fox Box will be back on the air in no time.
Michaelangelo: [driving the truck] I just hope all this can happen fast, so I don't miss the Fox Box premiere of Sonic X!
Raphael: If that ain't an intro for another sneak peek, I don't know what is!

Michaelangelo: [in April O'Neil's shop; Donatello, Mikey, Raphael, April, and Splinter wait] Geez! None of us found Shredder's part of the code. I hope Leo has better luck.
Leonardo: [being thrown through a window into the shop] Aaah!
Donatello: Leo!
Raphael: Leo, what happened?
Leonardo: [hurt, dirty, and lying on the floor, Leo weakly lifts his head; the others gather around him] I... I got Shredder's part of the code. It's Five, E, three, K, Z.
[Foot Clan ninjas break in through the other windows. A fight ensues]
Shredder: [breaks down the door after the fight has gone on for a minute; everyone stops fighting] Fools! You may have stolen the Fox Box broadcast codes from me, but that is the last thing you will ever do! Say farewell to each other while you still can.
Michaelangelo: Oh yeah, Mister Spikey-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell... to... uh, to yourself!
Raphael: Oh yeah, Mikey. That got him.
Shredder: Finish them off!
[more fighting ensues]
Splinter: My sons! Retreat!
[he and April pull Leonardo into a large walk-in closet; the other turtles follow them in and Mikey closes the door]
Shredder: Say goodbye to your precious Fox Box! And your worthless lives!
[he bars the closet door with a metal bar, sets of a bomb, and claws open a pipe near the door that spews out gas; as Mikey and Raphael try to open the door, a view from the street shows the shop exploding]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled (2009) (VG)
Leonardo: Hey, Krang, bring that statue back!

Leonardo: That hole is our way home. Let's go.

Leonardo: Pizza power!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Get Shredder! (#8.1)" (1994)
Raphael: Leonardo, explain to me again why we're creeping around in the dead of night instead of home in our nice, damp lair?
Michelangelo: Yeah dude. We just blasted the Technodrome into Dimension X.
Leonardo: The Technodrome may be gone, but Shredder and Krang are still loose.
Donatello: And this is the best chance we'll ever get to put those goons away for good.
Raphael: And I still say we have some vacation time coming.

Shredder: 31 minutes. For once you didn't make it on time, turtles.
Donatello: Channel 6 is still there.
Raphael: I knew he was bluffing.
Shredder: I "never" bluff.
[Channel 6 begins to explode, crumbling to the street]
Donatello: ...It's not possible.
Michelangelo: April... Irma... Do you suppose they got out in time?
Leonardo: [to Shredder] You miserable maggot!
Shredder: [to Bebop and Rocksteady] Destroy them!

Drakus: Who are you creatures anyway?
Leonardo: We're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! And you are finished!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Things Change (#1.1)" (2003)
[Opening lines]
Leonardo: [Narrating] My name is Leonardo. And right now, my brothers and I are in a mess of trouble. Our backs are up against the wall in some trash thrown alley. Cornered by the toughest street gang on the east side.
Johnny - Purple Dragon Gang Leader: Look at the freaks!
Two Ton: What's with the dweeby costumes?
Purple Dragon Member: This ain't Halloween!
Johnny - Purple Dragon Gang Leader: You're going down, freaks! Nobody messes with the Purple Dragons! Especially wearing stupid turtle costumes!
Leonardo: [Narrating] He's wrong. We're not wearing costumes.

Splinter: Well done, Leonardo.
Leonardo: [to Leo] Teacher's pet.
Leonardo: [to Raph] Ninja dropout.
Splinter: My sons! *sigh* My sons, If you are to become true ninja you must work harder. Your path in life will not be an easy one. The outside world will not be a friendly place for you. You four are different in ways the surface dwellers would never understand. To survive, you must master these skills I teach you. Ninjitsu powers of stealth and secrecy. You must become kage; shadow warriors. And you must never be discovered by the outside world.

Donatello: [after beating the Purple Dragons] Well, that was easier then expected.
Raphael: I hope there are more of those guys. I'm just getting warmed up.
Michelangelo: [Notices the Foot arriving] Uh, well, looks like you got your wish, Raphy-boy.
Leonardo: Are those guys... ninjas?
Michelangelo: Well, they're certainly ninja-esq.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Never Say Xever (#1.8)" (2012)
April O'Neil: You guys wanna speed it up a little?
Donatello: Are you saying turtles are slow?
Michelangelo: That's a hurtful stereotype!
Leonardo: Trust us, April, we are better off keeping a low profile. We find people treat us better when they don't know we exist.
April O'Neil: Sorry, I'm just so excited to get you out of the sewer for a change.
Raphael: What are you talking about? We go out all the time!
April O'Neil: Yeah, but tonight your gonna do something besides hitting people.
Raphael: [dismayed] Awww...
April O'Neil: Don't worry. You're gonna love this noodle place I found.
Donatello: And you're sure we'll be welcome?
April O'Neil: Oh yeah. Mr. Murakami doesn't care what people look like. In fact, he won't even know what you look like. He's blind!
Michelangelo: Awesome! For us, I mean.

Leonardo: No more Mr. Nice Turtle!
Raphael: Yes! I never liked Mr. Nice Turtle!

Leonardo: You let our friend go, and we'll let your friend go!
Xever Montes: He's not my friend!
[saws the rope that holds Mr Murakami]
Leonardo: Uh... we're not kidding, okay, so stop or we'll toss him.
Xever Montes: Go ahead, it'll save me the trouble.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Karai's Vendetta (#1.21)" (2013)
Leonardo: OK, we have to be quiet.
Donatello: Do you have to say that every time? We're ninjas, we know how to be quiet.
[Donnie's T-Phone rings, loudly]
Michelangelo: Ooh, that is embarrassing.

Leonardo: So Donnie, how are we gonna get out there?
Donatello: Don't worry guys, I've been working on something that's pretty awesome...
[cut to the Turtle Sub, where Raph, Leo and Mikey are riding training cycles]
Raphael: [panting] This... is not... awesome.
Leonardo: [panting] Seriously Donnie? A submarine powered by bicycles?
Raphael: You know what would have been more efficient? SWIMMING!
Donatello: Hey pipe down, guys! Kinetic energy is the only way to charge the engines which should be done... right about now.

Michelangelo: All right, Victory Dance!
[starts to dance]
Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello: MIKEY!
Michelangelo: Or maybe later...

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mikey Gets Shellacne (#2.5)" (2013)
Michelangelo: [covered in zits] I'M A MUTANT!
Leonardo: [hearing him in another room] Uh, he's just realizing that now?

Michelangelo: I'm covered in turtles zits!
Raphael: Talk about shellacne!
Leonardo: Don't worry, Mikey. It's just part of being a teenager.
Michelangelo: Have you ever had 'em?
Leonardo: HECK no!

Donatello: Antidote is ready.
Michelangelo: Give me, give me, give me.
[Rubs antidote on his body]
Leonardo: Donnie, did you really have to put the antidote on those acne pads?
Donatello: No, but it is hilarious.
Michelangelo: Hey, guys, look at me. I am super cute again. Wow! Thanks Donnie.
Donatello: Mikey, there's a zit forming on the end of your nose.
Michelangelo: No! Why?
[Looks at himself as the others laughed]
Michelangelo: Donnie, I'm going to... ahhh!
[Attacks them]

Half-Shell Heroes: Blast to the Past (2015) (TV)
[a tyrannosaurus rex approaches the Turtles]
Leonardo: [sotto voice] Everyone take it easy. No sudden movements. T-Rex has terrible eyesight.
Donatello: Actually, that'd be a myth. They have better visual acuity than eagles and hawks.
Leonardo: Okay. RUUNNN!

Raphael: Does anyone have a Plan B? Or, C, D, or any plan with letter?
Donatello: We can't stop a T-Rex with sticks and blades!
Raphael: Well, we can run!
Leonardo: I just said that! RUUNNN!

[last lines]
[the Turtles and Bebop and Rocksteady appear in the future]
Leonardo: [sees a giant statue of Shredder] You gotta be kidding me!
Raphael: A giant statue of Shredder in the future can't be a good thing!
Donatello: So, how about we check the place out, just for ten minutes or so?
[Raph grins and spins his sais]
Bebop: [thumbs up] Woohoo!
Rocksteady: Da! Da!
Leonardo: [resigned] Not again...
[everyone charges]
Michelangelo: BOOYAKASHA!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: April's Fool (#3.11)" (1989)
Raphael: [noticing April arriving at the lair wearing a yellow ball gown, high heels, dimond earrings, a jeweled necklace, makeup, and her hair styled differently] Wow!, talk about embraceable! Who is that?
April O'Neil: Hi guys, it's me.
Donatello: Gosh April you look just like a... a girl!
Leonardo: You look lovely!
Michelangelo: Truly tubuloso!
Raphael: Yeah, you clean up real good!
Splinter: [also enamored] April, you make this ancient rodent feel young again
April O'Neil: Thanks guys! You're just a bunch of big green sweeties, and you're the nicest rodent I know! And now I'm off to the Malcurian Embassy to cover a fancy party!

Leonardo: [as April leaves for the party] I think we should keep an eye on her!
Donatello: Better yet, two!
Michelangelo: Mondo notion dude!
Raphael: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!
[they all run for the exit and fight over who gets out first]

Michelangelo: [interested in what Splinter is eating] Whoa what is that sensei?
Splinter: It is called tekka maki, raw tuna roll, have some Michelangelo
[offers it to Michelangelo]
Michelangelo: [disgusted] Whoa major gross out, no thanks!
Splinter: A wise person embraces as many new experiences as possible
Leonardo: [offers him some of their pizza] Master Splinter perhaps you would like to try some pizza?, it's marshmallow and pepperoni
Splinter: [disgusted] Uh, the wise person also realizes some experiences are less embraceable than others

"Power Rangers in Space: Shell Shocked (#1.4)" (1998)
Astronema: You're going to destroy the Power Rangers.
Raphael: Uh... Hello? Cut me some slack. Oh, knock,-knock. The Power Rangers are just pretend. You know comic book.
Leonardo: Even if they did exist, why would we want to destroy them?
Astronema: Because as of now, you work for me.

Leonardo: You want Rangers, you got to go through turtles.

Pink Space Ranger: So the Mutant Ninja Turtles are for real.
Leonardo: Yeah.
Raphael: Hey, we even couldn't believe there were really Power Rangers either. Pretty trippy.
Michelangelo: As for me...
[kisses Ashley's hand]
Michelangelo: I never doubted your existence for a minute Miss Yellow Ranger.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Better Mousetrap (#1.2)" (2003)
Leonardo: Midnight stroll?
Raphael: Out of my way, Leo.
Leonardo: Master Splinter said we stay put.
Raphael: Look, I'll go through you if I have to.
Leonardo: I'd like to see you try, hothead!
Raphael: Careful what you wish for, Splinter Jr!

Leonardo: Guys! The only way to stop them is to slice their heads off!
Michelangelo: Well, aint that great news, for the turtles with the BLADES!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Ninja Sword of Nowhere (#3.13)" (1989)
Leonardo: [Shredder rips a drainpipe off a wall to use as a weapon]
Leonardo: I like it, Shredder. You look quite distinguished with a *pipe*!

Leonardo: [after they open their savings] Okay, who put the Sun-dried Tomatoes in the Turtle bank?
Michaelangelo: Hey, dudes, just saving for a rainy day.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Kraang Conspiracy (#2.9)" (2014)
April O'Neil: [gasps] ... I never understood... how... how turtles... could be so... so fast!
Michelangelo: C'mon, April! This is just the warmup!
April O'Neil: The WARMUP? For TWO HOURS?
Leonardo: That's what ninjas do! Training sometimes lasts four, five hours at a time! Awesome, right? Ha ha ha! Yeah!
April O'Neil: Ugh, are you kidding me? I'm gonna puke! How 'bout a REAL mission?
Raphael: It took fifteen years of training before Master Splinter allowed us to go on a real mission. You got a long way to go, sister.
Donatello: Not that long! A decade or two'll fly by like that!
April O'Neil: For a turtle!

Donatello: You're not... entirely human, April. That's why you have psychic powers. In fact, you are a half human, half alien... mutant.
Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo, April O'Neil: A MUTANT?
Michelangelo: Aw, YEAH! Welcome to the family!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Invasion of the Squirrelanoids (#2.2)" (2013)
Leonardo: Quick! Help me seal off the lair! We can't let them escape!
Raphael: Well, I don't exactly want them in here with us!

Splinter: What is going on in here? I WAS in a deep meditative state, trying to block out your constant noise, and - Is that a chipmunk?
Leonardo: Yeah... Uh... It's a... a squirrel Sensei... A dangerous mutant squirrel that reproduces inside stomachs...
Splinter: I should have been in a deeper trance...

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Rouge in the House: Part 1 (#2.19)" (2004)
[first lines]
Leonardo: There comes time in the life of the ninja when he or she must choose between the path that others would have them follow and the true path of their heart. Karai was raised by the Shredder, taught ninjutsu by the Shredder and she serves the Shredder still. But there's something about Karai that's different. She's not like the Shredder and because of that, Karai is going to have to make a choice between serving the Shredder and serving own sense of honor. I only hope she makes the right choice.

Leonardo: Soldier, engage the enemy!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Vengeance is Mine (#2.22)" (2014)
Splinter: What have you boys done? I though I told you...! Miwa.
Karai: Father.
[they hug]
Leonardo: You see, Sensei? I told you my plan would work.
Splinter: Perhaps some things are worth the risk.

Leonardo: Going after Shredder alone is a bad idea.
Karai: Don't try to stop me, Leo.
Leonardo: I want to go with you.
Karai: What?
Leonardo: You're right. Shredder will never stop hunting us. The only way for us to be safe is to take him down.
Karai: So much of my life has been about revenge. I can't ask you to risk your life, too.
Leonardo: Let me help!
[Karai leans forward to kiss Leo... ]
Karai: [knocks him out] Sorry, Leo. This ends toight!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtle Temper (#1.3)" (2012)
Leonardo: [sends Raphael home] You got to control your temper. Until then, we just can't trust you.

[Vic mutates into a spider beast]
Leonardo: Don't worry, the four of us can handle him!
Donatello: Okay, this might be a bad time to point this out... but you sent one of the four of us home.
Michelangelo: And right now, I wish it was me!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Metalhead (#1.6)" (2012)
April O'Neil: Guys, we gotta do something. The Kraang are gonna poison the city's water supply with mutagen!
Leonardo: The whole city will become a disaster area!
Donatello: There would mutants everywhere!
Michelangelo: Wow! Think of all the friends we'd make!
[everyone stares at Mikey]
Michelangelo: Excuse me for being a "glass-half-full" kind of guy!

Leonardo: [on Metalhead] What is this thing?
Donatello: Gentlemen - and Raphael - this is the future of ninjitsu!
Raphael: I always thought the future of ninjitsu would be taller.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Of Rats and Men (#2.12)" (2014)
Leonardo: I don't know, Master Splinter... This doesn't seem fair...
Splinter: [blindfolded] I assure you, it is not.
[Splinter and Leo duel... and Splinter trounces him]
Splinter: Blind fighting is more than just honing your other senses. It is about perception, and giving the illusion of control. You may think you have the upper hand in the situation... you do not!
[Mikey and Raph laugh at Leo]
Michelangelo: Looks like someone needs a shower...
Raphael: How's that floor taste, Lame-O-Nardo?
Splinter: [whacks Raph and Mikey] It is not hard to sense loud mouths.

Leonardo: We could really use your help, Sensei. Last time, you took that creep out with one punch!
Splinter: Last time was different, Leonardo. The Rat King has grown too powerful... I do not fear for myself, but for what he could force me to do.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Good, the Bad and Casey Jones (#2.8)" (2014)
Raphael: I thought I had my anger under control. Turns out, I didn't. But now, I do. Seriously!
Michelangelo: He means 'for now'. I'll give him ten more seconds... Nine... Eight... Sevan...
Leonardo: What are you saying, Raph? It's not that you ARE angry, but we MAKE you angry?
Raphael: I never said that!
Michelangelo: Three... Two... One...
Raphael: SHUT UP!
Michelangelo: Bing bing bing! We have a winner!

[Raph viciously injures Leo in a sparring session]
Raphael: I... I didn't mean to hurt him! It was an accident! Seriously!
Leonardo: [dazed] Did you guys get the number of that bus?
Splinter: We have spoken about this time and again, Raphael. Anger is a dangerous ally. It clouds your judgment. You need to control it, lest it controls you.
Raphael: But Sensei, I wasn't angry! I was just... determined to win!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Pizza by the Shred (#3.26)" (1989)
Leonardo: Well whatever Michaelangelo is up to, it hasn't made the papers... yet.
Raphael: Have you checked the funnies?

Bebop: [He, Shredder and Rocksteady jump into the Starcruiser] Hey, somebody even left the key in.
Leonardo: That somebody had to be Michaelangelo.
Michaelangelo: Whoops.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Cockroach Terminator (#1.18)" (2013)
Leonardo: What is that?
Michelangelo: Smells like a butt sandwich.

Leonardo: Hey Spy-Roach, Raph's out here! Come and get him!
Raphael: Really? You're using me as bait?
Leonardo: Yep.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Return of the Shredder (#2.1)" (1988)
Michaelangelo: [On TV, April winked at one of the turtles] Right on, babe.
Donatello: She was winking at me you know.
Michaelangelo: You're totally warped, dude. She was winking at me.
Raphael: Get real, you guys it was meant for yours truly.
Leonardo: I hate to argue, fellas, but I think she meant it for me.
April O'Neil: [They all argue] Cool it, fellas! If you must know, I was winking at Splinter.
Michaelangelo: I don't believe that!
Splinter: Age has its advantages.

Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo: We dare!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: I, Monster (#1.13)" (2013)
Leonardo: OK, here's the plan: Donnie, you're gonna strike first.
Donatello: No, wait, you want ME to come at Splinter? I'll get pummeled!
Raphael: Well, getting pummeled is your specialty.
Leonardo: Trust me, it's all in my plan to catch Splinter off guard.
Michelangelo: Don't take this the wrong way, Leo, but against Splinter, your plans always get our butts whipped.
Leonardo: OK, new thought: Mikey, you attack!
Michelangelo: He took it the wrong way...

[last lines]
Splinter: Remember my son, everything that you know I have shown you...
[throws him against a wall]
Splinter: ...but I have not shown you everything that I know!
Leonardo: [sarcastic] It's great to have you back, sensei.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Baxter's Gambit (#1.19)" (2013)
Baxter Stockman: Welcome contestants! I'm so glad you could join us tonight...
Leonardo: Blister Stockboy?
Baxter Stockman: It's Baxter Stockman! I'm your arch nemesis!
Michelangelo: I could totally think of five nemeses way archer than him.
Baxter Stockman: You'll be playing for the ultimate prize: your lives! In the all new family-friendly, incredibly deadly maze of doom!

Baxter Stockman: And even you make it through my maze alive, you'll still have to face my monster of...
Leonardo: Doom? Is it a monster of doom?
Baxter Stockman: No! Uh... monster of... uhhh... uh... Oh the heck with it!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Metalhead Rewired (#2.11)" (2014)
Spider Bytez: AAHH! You frogs gotta help! Those darn triplets are after me!
Leonardo: We are not FROGS! Wait, what...?

Leonardo: Great, Donnie! Great! Not only did we lose the Kraang, but Metalhead blew up our only clue to where they went!
Michelangelo: Even worse, he blew up my super macho burrito!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Return to New York (#3.9)" (2015)
Donatello: The new and improved... Party Wagon!
Raphael: It's so awesome!
Leonardo: All right, team. Let's do this!

Donatello: We made it!
Raphael: Yeah, by the skin of our shells.
Michelangelo: So where to now? We have no home to go back to.
Splinter: Homes are transitory. What matters is that we are together.
Leonardo: But we still need a place to hang our masks, Sensei. Where are we gonna live?
Donatello: Well, there's the old power plant, or maybe an abandoned subway tunnel...
Michelangelo: Wait, I have the greatest idea ever!
Raphael: Do we really want to hear this?
Michelangelo: It's secret, fortified, and no one would ever think to look for us there!
[cut to a pizza shop]

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Rise of the Turtles: Part 2 (#1.2)" (2012)
[Raph uses a Kraang arm to seal a door]
Raphael: That'll hold them!
[His brothers stare at him]
Raphael: What?
Leonardo: You... are seriously twisted.
Raphael: Thanks!

Splinter: I am impressed, Leonardo. You proved to be an effective leader under the most difficult circumstances.
Leonardo: Thank you, sensei. I think I know why you made me leader.
Splinter: Oh? And why is that?
Leonardo: Because you sensed in me a true warrior spirit, that could forge us all to the great heroes we're destined to become.
Splinter: No.
Leonardo: No? Then why did you make me leader?
Splinter: Because... you asked.
Leonardo: That's it? But you seemed so certain you were right.
Splinter: As a leader you will learn that there is no right and wrong, only choices.
Leonardo: So you could have chosen any of us?
Splinter: Yes.
Leonardo: Even Mikey?
Splinter: ...No, that would have been wrong.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Within the Woods (#3.1)" (2014)
April O'Neil: Leo!
Leonardo: What the heck is that?
Donatello: It's Raph. Long story. Quick, get us of here!
Leonardo: Yah!

Donatello: That should hold him. Now, come on. We gotta get him back to the lab.
Leonardo: You really think you can save Raph?
Donatello: Honestly, I don't know, Leo. I just don't know.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Real World: Part 1 (#3.22)" (2005)
Leonardo: [to Lord Hebbe, a giant snake] I hate to mention this, but you don't have any arms. This isn't going to be much of a fight.
[Lord Hebbe winds around Leonardo like a python, squeezes him and throws him across the room]
Leonardo: [Upside down against the wall] Note to self: arms are overrated.

[first lines]
Leonardo: In the past 24 hours, I've been attacked by enemies I thought were long gone and found myself transported to a strange new world, with no clue how I got there and no clue to get back, and I have no idea what's become of the rest of my family. To top this perfect day off, the only ally I have in this whole mess is about to be executed. Do you think normal people ever have days like this?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Thing About Rats (#1.3)" (1987)
Michaelangelo: [interrogating Baxter Stockman] Do you want to clue us in on what this is?
[shows him a remote]
Baxter Stockman: It's the remote control for my Mousers.
Leonardo: Do you have anymore of these "Mousers"?
Baxter Stockman: No but the Shredder has, hundreds of them!
Leonardo: Where is the Shredder now?
Baxter Stockman: I'll never talk!
Raphael: You'd better or else I'm gonna get... sarcastic!
[smiles and holds his Sai to his face]
Baxter Stockman: He's in an old mansion on Green Street near Kent, he's got a master control for all the Mousers there!
[breathes a sigh of relief]
Raphael: See, nothing beats cunning wit!

Leonardo: [Raphael steps on a pipe which breaks under his weight causing him to fall] Raphael!
Raphael: [hanging on to some pipes] Somebody toss me a rope!
[a pipe sprays water in his face]
Raphael: They aren't paying me enough to take this kind of abuse

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Worlds Collide: Part 2 (#3.5)" (2004)
[first lines]
Leonardo: Do you know what "irony" is? Irony is when you finally convince the Triceratons who invaded your planet to pack up and leave because the Fugitoid they're so desperately searching for is not on Earth, only to have the Fugitoid actually show up on Earth. Irony is when the very same energy scan that Don used to prove the Fugitoid wasn't on Earth, is now used by the Triceratons to track down the Fugitoid. And finally, irony is when having succeeded in eluding your deadly alien pursuers, you find yourself surrounded by a bunch of heavily armed goons - and doesn't look like you're gonna make it out alive.

Donatello: Who are you?
Agent Bishop: Well, Donatello, I'm the man the government realise upon for certain projects. The kind of projects that rather not dirty their own hands with.
Raphael: Hey, how do you know Donny's name and the Professor?
Agent Bishop: I know all your names, Raphael. And much, much, more.
Leonardo: And yet we know nothing about you, not even your name.
Michelangelo: How rude is that!
Agent Bishop: Very well, Michelangelo, when you scream my name, pleading to make the pain stop, begging for mercy, you may call me Bishop.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Big Cufflink Caper! (#4.47)" (1990)
Leonardo: We're going to have to improvise.
Raphael: Improvise? Against those goons? Is there a script doctor in the house?

Shredder: You wretched reptiles! How dare you trick me by giving me the explosive cufflink!
Leonardo: *Trick* him by giving him the explosive cufflink?
Raphael: You know, I think ol' Shred has finally flipped his chrome-plated lid.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Monkey Brains (#1.7)" (2012)
Leonardo: Donnie, are you gonna be okay?
Donatello: Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
Leonardo: In that case...
[Leo, Raph and Mikey start laughing at him]
Raphael: You got beat up by a monkey? In front of your girlfriend?
Donatello: She's not my girlfriend! And that monkey was a vicious mutant!
Leonardo: Yeah, I'm sure he went bananas! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He went ape!
Raphael: [sees April enter] No more monkey puns.
April O'Neil: Are you laughing at him because he's hurt?
Michelangelo: No we're laughing at him, because he was hurt by a... monkey!

Leonardo: Alright Falco, we've had enough of your...
Raphael: Do NOT say "Monkeying around!"
Leonardo: I wasn't going to!
Dr. Victor Falco: Yes, you were.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Reality Check (#3.19)" (2005)
Gravi-Turtle: Super Turtles, count it off! GRAVI-TURTLE!
Shellectro: SHELLECTRO!
Griddex: GRIDDEX!
Blobboid: BLOBBOID!

Gravi-Turtle: [at a statue of the Turtle Titan] He was a stranger from a strange land, and yet Michelangelo a.k.a. The Turtle Titan was one of us. Truly, our brother in arms and in spirit.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Head of State (#6.22)" (2007)
Leonardo: Stockman, listen to me! No one knows better than us what a jerk Bishop's been in the past, but this is not the answer!
Baxter Stockman: Why not? He started all of this! He left me for dead! he owed me!
Leonardo: He owed a lot of people, Baxter, but he's been paying it back by changing the world. Bishop's work has actually united people of all races, earthlings and otherwise. I mean, even we could walk the streets in daylight, because in Bishop's world nobody is considered a monster based on how they look, only by how they act. Are you a monster or a man? Do you want to use your skills to destroy? Or, like Bishop, can you see a way to create something?

Leonardo: If Bishop and Stockman can change, maybe there's hope for all the monsters out there.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Sky Turtles (#3.5)" (1989)
[Michaelangelo learns he's overweight]
Michaelangelo: Me a lardo? No way, dude.
Leonardo: Read it and weep, Michaelangelo.
Raphael: How can he? His stomach's in the way.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: In Dreams (#3.5)" (2014)
Leonardo: I'm a superhero...
Dire Beaver: What does every super-hero need?
Leonardo: Who's there?
Dire Beaver: Dire Beaver. I'm everything you ever feared in one convenient horrifying package. And I'm gonna teach you something about pain!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Rogue in the House: Part 2 (#2.20)" (2004)
[knocks down Karai... then sheathes his swords]
Leonardo: Can you live with honor? Show me. Here's your chance.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: New Girl in Town (#1.14)" (2013)
Raphael: I'm... sorry.
Leonardo: What was that? I didn't hear you.
Raphael: I said I'm SORRY!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Attack of the 50-Foot Irma (#3.3)" (1989)
[Donatello has made a cure for Irma in the form of a capsule]
Irma Langinstein: Ah, forget it! I can't swallow pills! When I was little, my mother gave me my medicine in a spoonful of ice cream!
Leonardo: Come on, Irma, you're a big girl now!
Raphael: Yeah, really big.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mousers Attack! (#1.11)" (2012)
Leonardo: Mousers?
Baxter Stockman: Mobile Offensive Underground Search Excavation and Retrieval Sentries!
Leonardo: Seems a little forced.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Bye, Bye, Fly (#3.44)" (1989)
Leonardo: [while being videotaped for Donatello's "Turtle-Robics" video] I feel like an idiot.
Raphael: That's okay. You also look like one.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Samurai Tourist (#4.13)" (2005)

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Beyond the Known Universe (#4.1)" (2015)
Leonardo: The evil Triceratons have invaded Earth! They brought with then the invincible Black Hole Generator that swallowed the entire planet. My brothers and I escaped, saved by a mysterious robot called the Fugitoid. Now we're trying to stop the Triceratons any way we can!

"Robot Chicken: Fridge Smell (#8.11)" (2016)
[Splinter educates the Turtles on turtle sexuality]
Donatello: Do I perform my mating dance before or after I sniff April's cloaca to dee if she's fertile?
Michelangelo: Aw, I already called dibs on April's cloaca!
Leonardo: Hey, I called dibs on her cloaca WAY before you called dibs on her cloaca!
Splinter: [smacks his sons] You are turtles! April is human! Your genitalia are not compatible!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Turtle Terminator (#3.37)" (1989)
Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael: Turtles fight with honor!
Irma Langinstein: And women fight with handbags!

TMNT: Don vs Raph (2016)
Leonardo: Master Splinter, are you going to let this happen?
Splinter: Patience, Leonardo. Your brothers' pride will soon give way to understanding. A strong team values the diversity of each member. They will realize this. You'll see.
[Three hours later, the fight is still on]
Splinter: I'm going to bed!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Adventures in Turtle Sitting (#4.23)" (2006)
Leonardo: And remember guys, just contain them, do not splatter them.
Raphael: We know the drill. Can't have that cream filling spillin' out, infecting other creatures with their freako DNA. The last thing we need is more genetic rejects. I mean, we've already got Mikey.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hunted (#3.8)" (2004)
[first lines]
Leonardo: We spend all our lives building walls, in order to keep us safe. But the walls do not work when the enemy is within. When you are defenseless, the enemy shows himself and he is a monster. It is our fate that the thing we fear the most is the thing we carry deep within ourself.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Attack of Big MACC (#3.12)" (1989)
M.A.C.C: Where is your nearest Data Bank Repository?
Leonardo: Data Bank Repository?
Donatello: He means the public library.
All: That way.
[They all point in different directions]
Donatello: Great ninjas, yes. Great readers, no.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Return of the Fly (#3.22)" (1989)
[Shredder shows up when the Turtles rescue April]
April O'Neil: Shredder!
Raphael: Oh, swell. We've traded one rat for another.
April O'Neil: But, you're not the one who captured me!
Baxter Stockman: No, my dear. It was I, Baxter the fly.
Leonardo: Baxter!
Donatello: The Fly!
Raphael: These old subway tunnels always have such a great echo.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Modern Love - The Return of Nano (#2.11)" (2004)
Leonardo: April we found the stolen jewels the police were looking for
Raphael: We thought you should turn them in there's a big reward
Leonardo: [hands her the chest] You can build your place again
April O'Neil: But guys we should share the reward
Michelangelo: Sharing is good!
[Raphael hits him]
Raphael: Will you knock it off!
Michelangelo: What?
April O'Neil: Thanks guys
Donatello: Guess if you get your place back we won't be seeing you so much anymore
April O'Neil: [kisses him] Of course you will guys
[Donatello smiles]
April O'Neil: we're family

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Space: Part 2 - The Trouble with Triceratons (#2.2)" (2003)
Professor Honeycutt: I do believe these fine gentlemen can help us.
[points at Han Solo and Chewbacca]
Leonardo, Raphael: We can do better!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Into Dimension X! (#2.24)" (2014)
Leonardo: Guys, there's a storm coming. Are we ready to fight?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Way of Invisibility (#1.7)" (2003)
Leonardo: We'd better find Raph quick before he brings back some seriously unwanted houseguests!
Michelangelo: [looks at Casey] Yeah, we've already got one of those.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Annihilation: Earth! Part 2 (#3.26)" (2015)
April O'Neil: Did that just happen?
Leonardo: The Earth, Splinter, everyone, everything...
Donatello: Locked forever within an event horizon singularity...
[Raphael is silent with shock]
The Fugitoid: Watching your entire world vanish into the quantum singularity of a black hole is rather distressing... Can I offer you some hot cocoa?
[Michelangelo takes the cocoa]
Michelangelo: Dude, who are you?
The Fugitoid: My name is Professor Zayton Honeycutt. And you, my friends, are about to embark on a wondrous adventure.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Case of the Hot Kimono (#3.33)" (1989)
Leonardo: [looking for April and Vernon] Where are they?
Michelangelo: Well, like, maybe we beat them down?
Raphael: Right. What do you think this is, a cartoon?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Real World: Part 2 (#3.23)" (2005)
[first lines]
Leonardo: When did enemies coming back from the great beyond become the rule instead of the exception? My family and I were enjoying some well-deserved down time when we were attacked by an old foe thought to be long gone. There was blinding flash of light and I found myself in a strange new world with no clue how I got there and no way to get back. But at least I had a friend. Now with Usagi's help, I hope to reach the Battle Nexus and ask the Damiyo to use his War Staff to save my family. I know it sounds like a long shot, but right now, it's the only shot I have.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Buried Secrets (#3.3)" (2014)
April O'Neil: Maybe she really is gone forever... But maybe she's still out there, somewhere...
Leonardo: You can't give up hope. Trust me on that.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: It Came from the Depths (#1.12)" (2012)
Leonardo: If an alligator wanted to hide something, where would he put it?
Donatello: I'm thinking udnerwater. Alligators love to drag their prey to the bottom of swa...
[Raphael pushes Donatello into a sewer pool]
Leonardo: Thanks.
Raphael: Don't mention it.
Donatello: Hey, this pool is deeper than it looks! It keeps going!
Leonardo: Well, sounds like we should...
[Raphael pushes Leonardo in too]
Raphael: Way ahead of you!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Zach and the Alien Invaders (#5.15)" (1991)
Leonardo: [after Zach is taken by Screwloose cutting him off the phone] Hello Zack? Something's happened to him!
Michelangelo: It sounded like somebody cut him off
Donatello: Maybe it's for this time
Raphael: [sarcastically] Yeah and I'm the tooth fairy

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Bishop to Knight (#6.6)" (2006)
[aboard a transport vehicle]
Leonardo: Um, ladies and gentlemen, there is an emergency situation. Everyone needs to get to the escape pods now!
[no response]
Raphael: How do you say "bomb" in Futurese?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Showdown: Part 2 (#1.26)" (2013)
Michelangelo: Everybody, Who saved the world?
Raphael, Donatello, Leonardo, Kirby O'Neil: MIKEY!
Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, Leonardo: WE SAVED THE WORLD!
Michelangelo: YEAH!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mazes & Mutants (#2.15)" (2014)
Leonardo: Are we really in medieval times?
Michelangelo: Dude, I don't want to be stuck in the 1980s!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hun on the Run (#3.18)" (2005)
Raphael: Oh, I can't believe I lost my bike!
Michelangelo: Look on the bright side, Raph. You may have lost the Shell Cycle, but Donny here gain a shiny new train car.
Donatello: Can I keep it, Leo?
Leonardo: If you can figure out a way to get it home...

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder Triumphant (#7.14)" (1993)
Shredder: Destroy those wretched reptiles!
Leonardo: Geez Shredhead, can't you think of anything new to say?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: City at War: Part 3 (#2.16)" (2004)
Leonardo: The Shredder may have raised you, Karai, but you're nothing like him.
Karai: How so?
Leonardo: You understand honor.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: It Came from Beneath the Sewers (#2.3)" (1988)
Leonardo: The turtle communicator!
Donatello: [answers] April, is that you?
Shredder: Not even close.
Donatello: It's Shredder. What do you want, you metal-faced misfit?
Shredder: Now, now, speak with respect. I'm holding your friend April hostage.
[holds the communicator to April's gagged mouth]
April O'Neil: [muffled] Help! Get me out of here!
Raphael: That's April, alright. I recognize her mumbles.
Leonardo: All right, Shredder, where have you got her?
Shredder: 423 Dock Street. I'll be waiting, mutants.
Leonardo: Okay turtles, let's haul shell!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Dragons Rising (#4.10)" (2005)
Raphael: NOW WHAT?
Leonardo: We didn't finish the job! We blew it! Again! We blew it!
Donatello: We did the best we could. At least we stopped half the convoy.
Leonardo: Half! We stopped half! And only because we got lucky! Is that good enough for you? IS IT? We're always one step behind! We act like a bunch of amateurs! How many times are we gonna get beaten before you guys wise up and realise this isn't a game?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Enter: The Fly (#2.7)" (1988)
Donatello: I don't think he gave me the right change. I'm a few pennies short.
Leonardo: That figures. I've always said you didn't have enough *cents*.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Pulverizer (#1.16)" (2013)
Michelangelo: Dude, Fishface is a little sensitive.
Leonardo: You're calling him "Fishface"?
Michelangelo: Well, it was either that or "Robocarp".

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Prodigal Son (#4.16)" (2006)
Karai: [Leo's sword at her throat] Go ahead. Do it. Finish me.
[Leo withdraws the sword]
Leonardo: No. I'm granting you one last chance to do the right thing, Karai. Don't waste it. And Karai, STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Gang's All Here (#3.40)" (1989)
Donatello: [administering the spray to turn the human Michelangelo back into a turtle] Hold still while I spray you with the antidote
Michelangelo: [sees his human hands turn back into his turtle hands] Fantabuloso I'm changing back!
Donatello: Only this time it's permanent
Michelangelo: [completes his transformation] Alright I'm yours truly again!
Raphael: [shaking his hand] Hey Michelangelo how you doing buddy?
April O'Neil: Turtle or human I still think you're the greatest!
[kisses him leaving a lipstick mark on his cheek and causing him to blush]
Leonardo: [jokingly] Careful April you might turn him human again
Michelangelo: No way dude I'm packing shell, being human is totally bogus!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tempus Fugit (#7.1)" (2008)
Cody Jones: Well, I suppose this is goodbye.
Splinter: Cody-san, thank you for your hospitality. Though this may be goodbye, we have forged a bound that will stand the tests of time. Past, present, and future. Remember your teachings, little ninja.
Raphael: Well, guess this is it.
Cody Jones: Take care, guys. I won't ever forget you.
Donatello: And we won't forget you, Cody.
Michelangelo: Thanks for everything.
Leonardo: Remember the ninja code.
Raphael: Gonna miss ya, kid.
Cody Jones: So long.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Cousin Sid (#4.1)" (2005)
Leonardo: Enough talk! Let's take them down!
Michelangelo: Leo, you're stealing Raph's line.
Raphael: Hey, I don't mind. I love it when Leo talks tough. We should get Karai to stab him more often.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Unconvincing Turtle Titan (#1.12)" (2003)
Michelangelo: We should become super heroes!
Donatello: [raises brow] Exsqueeze me?
Michelangelo: Yeah, yeah! Go out on nightly patrols, thwart crimes, help the helpless, rescue the... rescueless!
Donatello: I think you've got your mask on too tight, Mikey, the oxygen's not making it to your brain.
Michelangelo: Don't you get it? We'd have secret identities to protect ourselves. We could work out in the open.
Leonardo: Reading way too many comic books, Mikey.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Shredder Strikes Back: Part 2 (#1.18)" (2003)
April O'Neil: Leo, lean on me.
Leonardo: April, leave me. Get away if you can. This is our fight, not yours.
April O'Neil: Not my fight? Look Leo, we're all family now. I could never run out on you!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Snakes Alive! (#6.13)" (1992)
Leonardo: Fears are just in our minds. We have the power to overcome them.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Enter the Rat King (#3.9)" (1989)
Leonardo: [the turtles hear foot steps approaching] Someone's coming get ready
[they run toward the figure with their weapons raised]
Leonardo: [April screams as the turtles approach her] April?
April O'Neil: [the turtles lower their weapons] That's the second time today you guys have done that!
Raphael: And we'll keep on doing it until we get it right!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Meet Mondo Gecko (#3.17)" (2015)
Leonardo: Mikey + Casey + too much time on their hands, = trouble!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Worlds Collide: Part 1 (#3.4)" (2004)
Leonardo: [British accent] Oh dear... I'm up here, and it's quite... um... extraordinary!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Shredder Strikes Back: Part 1 (#1.17)" (2003)
Leonardo: He's back... The... Shredder.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fungus Humungous (#2.10)" (2014)
Leonardo: What is going on here?
Donatello: Fungus!
Michelangelo: Language, please! There's a lady present.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Christmas Aliens (#3.11)" (2004)
Donatello: Come on guys, it's Christmas Eve. Not even Mikey could get into trouble on night like this.
Leonardo: Unless he stops by the toy store, again.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Cowabunga Shredhead (#3.18)" (1989)
Shredder: [thinks he's Michelangelo] I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out!
Leonardo: It's Shredder!
Shredder: Where? Where?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tale of Master Yoshi (#4.22)" (2006)
[first lines]
Leonardo: Honor. Integrity. Bushido. These were the ideals that drove Master Splinter's beloved master, Hamato Yoshi. He had traveled far to reach this castle fortress only to find four Foot elite warriors barring his way. But four or four hundred, it mattered not. For on this particular night, Yoshi was driven by a powerful force unfamiliar to him: hatred. Hatred that burned so bright it threatened to destroy him. Hatred born out of the need for revenge.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Big Rip Off (#3.45)" (1989)
Leonardo: Turtles fight with honor!
Raphael: How about if I just fight with this stuff?
[douses Rocksteady and Bebop with glue]

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Foot Too Big (#3.2)" (2014)
Leonardo: So, she's wearing makeup now, and she keeps making soup for Donnie.
Casey Jones: [snickers] Do you think she's his type?
Leonardo: Maybe after a shave!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Noxious Avenger (#3.15)" (2015)
[the Turtles are caught on TV during a battle with Muckman]
Splinter: How could you all be so careless? Secrecy is the most important rule of a ninja! And you have broken it! You four are forbidden from leaving the lair!
Raphael: What? You can't hold that sloppy escape against us, we got slimed with toxic puke!
Splinter: Silence!
Donatello: But Sensei, if that pile of muck took us down, you know he's dangerous...
Leonardo: Which means we need to be out there looking for him!
Splinter: No! Until I decide I can watch you to trust yourselves, you will remain here, GROUNDED!
Raphael, Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo: Awww!
Michelangelo: [crawls towards the TV] Oh, yeah... Crognard marathon...
Splinter: And no TV!
[smashes the TV]

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Exodus: Part 2 (#3.26)" (2005)
Leonardo: Is it really over?
Raphael: No more Shredder?
Splinter: Yes, my sons. My master Yoshi's spirit can finally rest in peace. The Shredder... is finished!
The Shredder: [marooned on an asteroid] NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Great Boldini (#3.38)" (1989)
Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: [confronting April and the turtles] Hold it right there you wretched blarney devils!
Raphael: [confused] Wretched what?
Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: I knew you'd return to the scene of the crime, I'm arresting the lot of ya, Miss O'Neil I only hope you're here against your will, you're too pretty a lass to mixed up with the likes of these
April O'Neil: Sergeant you've got to believe me the turtles did not steal the tortellini emerald, if you let them go they'll capture the ones who did
Leonardo: Sergeant give us an hour, if we can't catch those crooks we'll turn ourselves in
Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: If Lt. Brodsky knew I let you get away again he'd... you've got one hour!
April O'Neil: Thanks Sargent
[kisses him, O'Tharity then blushes]

"How It Should Have Ended: How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Should Have Ended (#10.6)" (2015)
[the 2014 Turtles observe their alternate selves from other TV shows and comics]
Michelangelo: Hey, bros, is it just me, or do all those Turtles look better than us?
Donatello: I'd say so.
Leonardo: Yeah, they look pretty awesome.
Michelangelo: Totally see it.
Raphael: I think it's debatable...