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Daphne Blake (Character)
from "Scooby Doo, Where Are You!" (1969)

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Scooby-Doo (2002)
Daphne: Those creatures are taking over the world? That is so mean.

Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.
Shaggy: Thanks.
Velma: I quit!
Shaggy: NO!
Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here!
Daphne: Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.
Scooby Doo: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

Daphne: [in Fred's body] Fred keeps touching me.

Daphne: I've got a major wedgie.

Daphne: [to shaggy and scooby] We're here to solve a mystery.

[Talking to Fred and Velma]
Daphne: I'm a black-belt now. I've transformed my body into a dangerous weapon.

Daphne: Wait. I know how to deal with this guy.
[shouts to Voodoo Maestro]
Daphne: Hey you! What are you doin'?
Velma: Yes, that is masterful.

Daphne: I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless. I am helpless. I'm gonna die.

Voodoo Maestro: Whatever you do, don't go into that spooky island castle.
[points to castle]
Daphne: AH-HA, you want me to go into that castle!
Voodoo Maestro: Didn't you hear what I just said?
Daphne: But you're scary and you knew I'd do the opposite of what you said so you told me not to go up to that castle so I would go up to that castle where you've set a trap to capture me.
[thinks for a second]
Daphne: Unless... unless you knew I'd figure it out so you told me not to go up to that castle so I would think that you wanted me to go so I wouldn't go just like you didnt want me to... I'll find out what your hiding in that castle. You'll see.
[Daphne walks away]
Voodoo Maestro: [to himself] What in the world...?

Velma: Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note.
[Daphne snatches Velma's glasses off her face]
Velma: My glasses. Where's my glasses?
Daphne: Who's helpless now?

Daphne: Hey, I'm me again.
Velma: [in Fred's body] Yippee for you.
Shaggy: [as Velma] Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?

Scrappy Doo: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!
Scooby Doo: Hey!
Scrappy Doo: Ghosts don't stand a chance with me! Let me at em. I'll rock 'em and sock 'em.
Fred: Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such things as ghosts!
Scrappy Doo: Sure there are, and when I find them I'll give them a good of puppy power!
[Urinates on Daphne]
Scrappy Doo: Ta-da!
Daphne: Oh, God! He's peeing on me!

Daphne: Now, who's the damsel in distress?
Zarkos: Me?
Daphne: Straight up.

Fred: I'm me!
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.

[Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat]
Daphne: Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.
Shaggy: Like how?
Daphne: I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge.
Shaggy: Sorry.
[releases Daphne's protoplasm]

Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby Doo: Me too.
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.
Scooby Doo: Yeah.
[laughs]

Daphne: I'm looking for clues behind the strange behavior of the college students.
Voodoo Maestro: Well, here's a clue for you: Purple is a fall color. It's the middle of May!

Daphne: I've got this. I've got this.
[Door closes]
Daphne: I don't got this.

Zarkos: [while grabbing Daphne and throwing her on his knee] Ah Ha! Damsel in Distress!
Daphne: Let go of me! Help!

[Deleted scene]
Daphne: [Chained up to a giant stone] you snuck up on me you jerk,let me out.
Daphne: [giant mechanical arm head towards her] This can't be good. No,no,no
[arm enters her body]
Daphne: no,
[arm pulling out her protoplasm]
Daphne: NO!
Daphne: [Protoplasm form] hey,give me back my spirit thingy. This is so uncool, and you're messing up my hair.
Zarkos: [laughs]
Daphne: [to Zarkos] You're a jerk, capital J E R
[enters protoplasm vat]

Zarkos: [Holding Daphne over his back] Captured again, señorita.
[laughs]
Daphne: [grunting] Not this time!
[Bites Zarkos's hand]

Velma: What's the problem, exactly?
Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.
Fred: Not before I solve it first.
Daphne: You guys are going to look like total,total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.
Mondavarious: Well done.

Shaggy: [to Daphne] Like, Scoob and me don't do castles.
Daphne: And why not?
Shaggy: Because castles have paintings with eyes that follow,suits of armor that you think are a statue,and a that keeps following you every time you turn around.


Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Shaggy: We're gonna die!
Daphne: Think positive!
Shaggy: We're gonna die quickly!

Daphne: Freddy, are you okay? Wanna talk?
Fred: Talkin's for wimps.
[Fred gets out of the mystery machine]
Fred: It's time for action.

Daphne: Guys, come on remember what I told you?
Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public.
Daphne: No, but that's... good too.
Scooby-Doo: Rimage ris everything.
Daphne: Yes, image is everything. Okay the whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face.
Shaggy: Huh?
Daphne: Guys, they're costumes.
Shaggy: She's right, Scoob, up close they look totally fake.

[after releasing herself and friends from the trap using make-up accessories]
Daphne: I enjoy being a girl.

Heather: It's my job to unmask those who pretend to be who they're not.
Daphne: Unmask those? You sound like...
Heather: Sound like who?
Daphne: The Evil-Masked Guy. But you knew that. Because just as you know I'm standing here you know that I know who you know you are, which is him who's a her which is you.
Heather: Oh. Now I see what you're doing for the gang. You're in charge of incoherent bubbling.
Evil Masked Figure: Mystery Incorporated, once again you have proven useless before my power. Because of you soon Coolsville will be mine
Heather: darn it! thanks alot, the scoop of the night gone. can't you do anything right

Daphne: Fred, do you think that I'm just a pretty face?
Fred: No. I mean... yes. I mean *not fat*. Definitely *not fat*. Is this sort of you're looking for?
Daphne: Fat? Why did you even use that word?

Fred: I'm affraid. I'm a wimp, huh?
Daphne: That doesn't make you a wimp. Makes you human.

Daphne: [after thinking of a clever retort to some jeering kids] Hey! Shut up!

Daphne: They're cheering for us again.
Fred: I always thought that was the best thing in the world. I guess I found something a bit better.

Daphne: Everyone has flaws. You just have to make sure the other person doesn't see them.

Daphne: Where is it?
Velma: [mumbling] I gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.
Fred: Ha, that's funny. It sounded like you said you gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.


Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) (V)
Velma Dinkley: [trying to find Shaggy and Scooby] I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: [frowning] Bad idea!

Daphne Blake: [after a birthday surprise by the gang] I've been working so hard lately, I completely forgot today was my birthday.
Fred Jones: I hope you don't mind. I asked the gang to come along.
Daphne Blake: Freddie, it's the best birthday present ever. It'll be like old times.

Chris: No wonder you became a reporter, that monster almost sliced you up like a pepperoni pizza.
Daphne Blake: Actually Chris, every time there seemed to be a monster, it was just bad guys in masks.

Daphne Blake: What I need is a real, live ghost.
Velma Dinkley: That's an oxymoron, Daph.

Simone: The Harvest Moon will soon reach the midnight point on this moon dial. And then, the ceremony will begin!
Fred Jones: What ceremony?
Daphne Blake: You won't get away with this!
Simone: I've been getting away with it for 200 years!
[Simone suddenly turns into a werecat and grins as they gasp in horror]
Fred Jones: At least, Scoob and Shaggy are still free, maybe...
Lena: I heard that, Fred! Those two simpletons? We didn't even bother making wax dolls of them. Waste of time and magic wax!
Fred Jones: Just what do you intend to do with us?
Simone: Ah, it's simple. Every Harvest Moon, I must drain the life force from victims lured to my island, to preserve our immortality.
Daphne Blake: This is more haunted stuff than I really wanted!

Simone: Sometimes, it became necessary for Lena to lure outsiders back to the island.
Fred Jones: [angrily] Just like you lured us!
Lena: I've had years of practice!
Daphne Blake: And those zombies are just the poor souls you drained! They were just trying to warn us so that we wouldn't suffer the same fate they did!
Simone: Pretty smart for a television reporter.

Daphne Blake: [Shaggy and Scooby get catapulted up out of the hole at the top of the room and then fall back in and land right in the arms of a Confederate soldier zombie, who makes a slight moan as Shaggy and Scooby gasp in terror] Shaggy! The zombies are the good guys!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, are you out of your mind?
[they hop out of his arms and run off]

Fred Jones: [Daphne has knocked out a zombie and Fred tries to unmask it while she films] It's the gardener.
Daphne Blake: No!
Fred Jones: [tugs on the zombie's face some more] It's the fisherman.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: No!
Fred Jones: [continues pulling] It's the ferryman.
[pulls the zombie's head off]
Fred Jones: Maybe it's... real?
[tosses the zombie's head away]
Fred Jones: Yaaaah!
[Daphne catches the head then tosses it to Shaggy, who tosses it to Scooby, who then tosses it back at the zombie]
Daphne Blake: I, I told you it wasn't a mask!
Fred Jones: It, it must be animatronic!
[the zombie gets up and screws his head back on]

Daphne Blake: [opens the kitchen cabinet after hearing Shaggy and Scooby scream from the kitchen to see them shivering in it] Peppers, again?
Scooby-Doo: Ruh-uh! Writing!
Fred Jones: Writing? What writing?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [points to a wall where a ghost scratched "GET OUT" into it] L-l-l-like, ghost writing! This place is haunted!

Daphne Blake: What do we have to lose? It's the best lead we've had all day!
Fred Jones: And that Lena is kinda cute.
[Takes a bite out of one of his bénies with some of the frosting getting onto his upper lip]
Daphne Blake: Fred!
Fred Jones: I just meant she'd be very photogenic for our statement. Mmm.
Daphne Blake: Right.
[holds a handkerchief in front of him]
Daphne Blake: Uh... wipe your upper lip, Romeo!


Scooby-Doo and the Monster of Mexico (2003) (V)
Doña Dolores: Diego Fuente used to do business with my late husband. I don't trust him, never did. He is a... how you say in America?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Crook?
Daphne Blake: Liar?
Velma Dinkley: Con man?
Doña Dolores: [waits a beat] Jerk!

El Curandero: The answers to all your questions can be found in the past. Oh. And did I also mention you're in grave danger?
Daphne Blake: [slightly nervous] Uh, no, I think you skipped that part.
El Curandero: [ominously] You're in grave danger.

Daphne Blake: Okay, Fred, how do you say "hopelessly lost" in Spanish?
Velma Dinkley: It looks like the woods get thicker up ahead.
Daphne Blake: Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: We might.
Velma Dinkley: Mostly coyotes and jaguars and boars.
Daphne Blake: Coyotes?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: And jaguars?
Velma Dinkley: And boars.
Daphne Blake: Oh, my!

Daphne's computer: Jeepers! You have mail.

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after reading Valejo's email] Sound's great! And I can practice my Spanish!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after forwarding the message to Daphne] I thought I'd catch you at your computer. So what do you think?
Daphne Blake: [after reading the message and agreeing with Fred] Of course, I'd love to go to Mexico, yes! I mean-Sí! Let's ask Velma.
Velma Dinkley: [doing a search on her computer and receives the message] Mexico? The art, the museums, the pyramids. I'm there!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [to both girls] Great! Let's check with the guys.
[Scooby and Shaggy eating a microwave pizza]
Shaggy: [after waiting impatiently for Scooby at his computer] Mexico? Tomorrow?
[chuckles softly]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Like, what do we got tomorrow, Scoob? Let's see.
Shaggy: [pulls out a palm pilot and reads what's onscreen] Daydreaming at 10:00, napping, snoozing, relaxing. Sorry guys, looks like I'm booked.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, rooked!
[both Shaggy and Scooby laugh]
Velma Dinkley: [to Shaggy] Do you realize we'll be there for the annual Day of the Dead celebration?
[Shaggy and Scooby stop laughing, only to be shocked by Velma's news]
Shaggy: [to Velma] Like, what's that?
Velma Dinkley: A holiday in which families gather at the cemetery to celebrate their ancestors who are allowed to come back to Earth for two days.
Shaggy: [frightened by Velma's description] Cemetary? Sounds scary!
[Scooby runs into a wardrobe hiding]
Velma Dinkley: [calming Shaggy down] Not at all. Just a bunch of kids in costumes. Lots of skeleton shaped cookies and candy.
[Scooby walks around in the wardrobe]
Daphne Blake: Basically, it's non-stop eating.
Shaggy: [Scooby pops out of the dresser, excited]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Sounds like Halloween!
Velma Dinkley: Exactly!
Daphne Blake: So, what do you say?
Shaggy: Can't talk now, guys. Like, Scoob and I gotta pack!


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: Simple Plan and the Invisible Madman (#2.9)" (2004)
Velma: [the gang and the band are outside the diner, after the Invisible Madman attacks and ruins the band's rehearsal] Even though I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation, that was way scary!
Fred: At least, we're all safe!
Chuck Comeau: [notices Jeff missing] Well, not everyone. Where's Jeff?
Pierre Bouvier: [looks at Chuck, worried] You don't think he was...?
Shaggy: [Shaggy is scared and worried] Kidnapped by the Invisible Madman?
Pierre Bouvier: I was gonna say, "trying to get out of practice", but that's much worse.
Fred: [looks at Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby and thinks of a plot] OK, gang,
[not noticing the band is behind them]
Fred: and uh... band, I've got a plan! Let's split up and look for clues.
Velma: [Velma notices weird footprints leading to the forest] There are footprints here leading out into the forest.
Daphne: Does an invisible man leave footprints?
Fred: Well, there's only one way to find out!
[points out at the girls, Chuck and Pierre]
Fred: Velma, Daphne, Chuck, Pierre and I will follow those tracks.
[points to Shaggy, Scooby, Seb and David]
Fred: Shaggy, you, Scooby, David and Seb take a look around town, and see if you can find any trace of Jeff!
Sebastien Lefebvre: [looking at David] Sounds good!
Velma: [is worried] And complicated.
Sebastien Lefebvre: [talking about Scooby] I'm not worried, since we have that big, strong dog on our team.
[Scooby looks at Seb proudly]
David Desrosiers: [also talking about Scooby] Yeah, I bet nothing frightens him!
[Fred, Daphne and Velma giggle to themselves]
David Desrosiers: [looks at them laughing] What?
Velma, Fred, Daphne: [at different times] Oh, nothing.

Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: [Fred, Seb, Pierre, Chuck, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy are buried in the snow, trying to shake the snow off them. Scooby gets snow in his fur, and shakes the snow off, but gets snow on them] No, Scooby, stop, Scoob!
Scooby-Doo: [giggles] Sorry!
Fred: Is everyone OK?
Shaggy: [Shaggy sees Chuck and Seb dangling from the cliff] Something tells me *they're* not!
Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: Help! Help! Pierre, help me! Help!
Pierre Bouvier: [sees the boys get kidnapped] Oh, no! Chuck and Seb! But that means... I'm the only one left!
Daphne: Well, have you ever thought about a solo career?
[Pierre glances at Daphne, angry]
Daphne: Heh, just asking.

Eve De Lafeye: [Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Pierre go to Eve's cabin, and knock on the door, Eve answers the door] So, couldn't stay away from my yummy designs, could you?
Velma: Actually, we were wondering about your whereabouts for the past two hours. When we were attacked by the Invisible Madman?
Eve De Lafeye: What? I don't know anything about a...
Daphne: [Daphne holds up a sample of clear cloth] And what would *this* be?
Eve De Lafeye: [Eve gasps, horrified] That's nothing!
Shaggy: [Daphne tosses the cloth to Shaggy, who catches it. He looks at his reflection through the cloth] Hey! I can see myself! Check it out!
[Pierre yelps when he gets grabbed from his coat and shirt collar, and then dangles from the air]
Shaggy: ... or not!
Daphne: [notices Pierre dangling from the air] The Invisible Madman has Pierre!
Velma: But that's impossible! Eve was supposed to be the Invisible...
[the lights turn off suddenly]
Pierre Bouvier: [from the darkness] Hey, let me go!
Daphne: [from the dark] Hey, what happened to the lights?
Shaggy: [the lights switch back on, and Pierre disappears. Shaggy gulps] He's gone!

Fred: [Fred and the gang have just rescued the band from the safe. Their equipment is in the middle of the empty street] Since the Invisible Madman has been targeting you guys, all you have to do is start playing and he'll show up!
Pierre Bouvier: No way! We're not gonna be live bait!
Shaggy: [Shaggy laughs] I knew I liked you guys!
Scooby-Doo: Yeah!
Daphne: [Daphne holds up a box of Scooby Snacks] Um... would you do it for some Scooby Snacks?
Pierre Bouvier: [Pierre and the boys are confused as to what "Scooby Snacks" are] "Scooby Snacks"?
Jeff Stinco: What are those?
Chuck Comeau: [disgusted] Yuck!
Sebastien Lefebvre: Huh?
David Desrosiers: Dog treats?
[Daphne tosses the band a Scooby Snack each; and the boys look at it, not knowing what to do with it; except for Seb, who eats his; and then smiles]
Sebastien Lefebvre: Let's do it!
[to the band]
Sebastien Lefebvre: One, two, three, four!
[Simple Plan start playing the intro to their song, "I'd Do Anything"; only to be interrupted by the Invisible Madman knocking over their band equipment]

Velma: [Pierre, Fred, Chuck, Daphne and Velma are walking through the snow, under the suspicion that Gibby is the Invisible Madman] I'm telling you, the Invisible Madman *has* to be Gibby!
[remembering the time they solved the "worm monster" case in Mexico]
Velma: I mean, he did create that whole Worm Monster! In Baja?
Pierre Bouvier: [Pierre is confused] "Worm monster?"
Chuck Comeau: Does this stuff happen to you guys a lot?
Velma: [at the same time] Too often.
Daphne: [same time as Velma] Once in a while.


Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001) (V)
[the Mystery Gang meet their cyber doubles]
Shaggy, Cyber Shaggy: Zoinks!
Shaggy: You're me!
Cyber Shaggy: And, like, you're me!
Velma: You're the characters in Eric's video game.
Cyber Velma: And you're from the real world!
Velma, Cyber Velma: Jinkies!
Daphne Blake: [after looking at Cyber Daphne's wardrobe] Did I really wear that years ago?
Cyber Daphne: [after looking at the "real" Daphne's wardrobe] That jacket with that skirt?
Daphne Blake, Cyber Daphne: Hmm...
Fred: [complimenting Cyber Fred's wardrobe] Nice ascot.
Cyber Fred: [chuckles] Works for me.

[Scooby and Shaggy see tomatoes growing in the lab and attempt to them]
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Scooby-Doo: Wow!
Bill McLemore: You don't wanna eat those.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: Huh?
Bill McLemore: Because they were grown in radioactive soil.
Shaggy: [alarmed] Zoinks!
[Scooby and Shaggy try cleaning the soil off their hands using Shaggy's shirt as a cleanser]
Bill McLemore: Everyone, this is my lab partner, Bill McLamore.
Shaggy, Fred, Velma, Daphne Blake: Hi. Nice to meet you.
Velma: Thanks for keeping Shaggy and Scooby from glowing in the dark.
Eric Staufer: We'll go to dinner after the tour.
Shaggy: But first, can you show us your new video game? Scoob and I have been dying to play it!
Professor Robert Kaufman: No one's playing the game until we get rid of our problem.
Eric Staufer: Professor Kauffman, I'd like you to meet the Mystery Gang I based my game on.
[the Mystery Gang introduces themselves to Kauffman]
Professor Robert Kaufman: Ah, the famous Mystery, Inc.
Shaggy: And that's Scooby-Doo.
[Scooby looks through oddly shaped beakers at his own reflection laughing at them]

Velma: [about the cyber Mystery Gang's wardrobe] I guess it's been a while since we've seen Eric. He hasn't seen our fashion changes.
Daphne Blake: [to Cyber Daphne] We'll go shopping later.
Cyber Shaggy: [carrying a mountain of french fries in a basket to the table] Like, why don't you join us for a little snack?
Shaggy: Man, I thought you'd never ask!
[the Scoobys create a diversion to swipe the basket away from the two Shaggys]
Shaggy: [throws a French fry to Scooby] Here you go, pal.
Scooby-Doo: Rhanks a rot!
Cyber Shaggy, Shaggy: [after noticing the fries are gone] Huh? Hey!
[Both Scooby and Cyber Scooby are scorching down the basket of fries]
Velma: [to the Scoobys] We don't have time to play around. We need to find the Scooby Snax and get outta here!
Cyber Shaggy: You guys need to relax.
Cyber Daphne: Yeah, what are you worried about?
Daphne Blake: Aren't you afraid of the Phantom Virus?
Cyber Fred: Phantom who? Never heard of him.
Daphne Blake: You're kidding!
Velma: Oh, I get it. The Virus isn't part of this game. He has no reason to be looking for our cyber doubles.
[the Phantom Virus approaches the Cyber Café]
Shaggy: You cyber guys are lucky! The Phantom Virus is creepy and has this really scary laugh.
[the Phantom Virus is heard laughing in the distance]
Shaggy: Just like that.
Phantom Virus: Come out and play!
Velma: [as she and Cyber Fred look out the window to see the Phantom Virus is actually standing outside] It's him!
Phantom Virus: Come out, come out!
Cyber Fred: Let's get outta here! The Mystery Machine is out back.
Cyber Fred, Fred: [in unison] I'll drive.

Fred: [while riding in the "classic" Mystery Machine] Wow, this is nostalgic! I miss this old van.
Cyber Fred: In Cyber World, things never get old. It's pretty cool. There's a lot to like in Cyber World. There's stores, theaters, and parks, and lots of tasty food.
Cyber Daphne: But what about all the monsters and villains?
Cyber Shaggy: We haven't seen any. They're probably guarding the Scooby Snacks.
Velma: You mean, you guys don't know where the Scooby Snacks are?
Cyber Velma: We know where they are. There's just no reason go after them, because even if we get the Scooby Snacks, we'd just go right back to the beginning of the game.
Cyber Daphne: And we like it here.
Cyber Shaggy: Until you guys showed up with that Phantom Virus, that is.
Velma: We would gladly get rid of him for you.
Cyber Daphne: If we could.
Fred: You know, if all ten of us team up, the Phantom Virus wouldn't stand a chance!
Cyber Fred: [in agreement] Yeah!
Cyber Shaggy: [after giving this some thought] Well, I guess we gonna go after the Scooby Snax eventually.
Daphne Blake: [to the cyber gang] So you'll help?
Cyber Fred: Count us in!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: Wednesday Is Missing (#1.3)" (1972)
Daphne: Something brushed against me!
Fred: That was me!
Shaggy: That's nothing, a *brush* brushed against me!
Pugsley Addams: That was Cousin It.

Velma: [in Fester's lab] Uh oh, I just remembered something. Remember what Uncle Fester made in his lab?
Fred: Yeah, fireworks, so?
[looks at the candle he's holding]
Fred: You don't mean...
Velma: Yep, Roman Candles.
[it explodes]
Daphne: Sparks are landing on the other fireworks!
Fred: Girls, it's time to get out of here!


Do You Want to Catch a Villain? (2015) (V)
Daphne Blake: Do you want to catch a villain?

Daphne Blake: They say you love me, and I know you do.


The Scooby-Doo Project (1999) (TV)
Daphne Blake: I need a break. My feet hurt.
Velma Dinkley: Well, is it our fault you wore high heels on a hiking trip?
Daphne Blake: At least I *try* to look feminine!

Velma Dinkley: Hello, I'm Velma Dinkley, and this is a documentary of one of our mysteries. That's Scooby Doo...
Scooby Doo: Hello.
Velma Dinkley: ...Fred Jones and Daphne Blake.
Fred: Hey, Howya doin'?
Daphne Blake: Of course, I wanna play myself in the movie version.
Velma Dinkley: And that's Norville Rogers.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: It's Shaggy! Like nobody calls me "Norville"!
Fred: What's the matter, Norville?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Th-th-that's not on tape is it?
Daphne Blake: Something wrong, Norville?
Fred: Norville, Norville, Norville!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Very funny!
Scooby Doo: Norville!
[Giggles]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Et tu, Scoob?


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Dynamic Scooby-Doo Affair (#1.2)" (1972)
Fred: [sees two people come in the front door] It's Batman and Robin!
Daphne: What're you doing here?

Velma: What about the vanishing house?
The Joker: The WHAT?
Fred: The farmhouse that really isn't there.
The Joker: Listen you young jackanapes, *I'm* supposed to be the one making the jokes around here.
Daphne: Do you know who Mrs. Baker is?
The Joker: Sure I know who Mrs. Baker is
[points to Scooby]
The Joker: that creature's mother. Bow wow! Arf arf!
Scooby-Doo: Sheesh! Cooorrrny!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Secret Serum (#1.11)" (2010)
Daphne Blake: Velma, here's the only thing you ever need to know about boys. They are stupid. If you give a boy two choices, a smart one and a stupid one, he will always make the stupid one every time. That's why you never give them a choice.
Velma Dinkley: That's depressing.
Daphne Blake: Yes, it is.

Daphne Blake: Ew! Smells like that stuff you put on plants to help them grow!
Velma Dinkley: You mean poo?
Daphne Blake: Yeah, that's exactly what it smells like.


Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! (2007) (V)
Daphne: Oh, Scooby-Doo, where are you?
Scooby-Doo: [on the radio] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[last lines]
Freddy: Guys, I think I got the wrong plane.
Velma: Here we go, again.
Daphne: Oh, now where?
Shaggy: Like, step on it Scoob. Next stop, the Amazon Jungle.
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Haunted Candy Factory (#2.7)" (1973)
Daphne: [walking through an area with huge candy canes hanging on the walls like bars] Jeepers, these candy canes make me feel like a prisoner.

Daphne: [about Cass's grapefruit diet] But those are covered in hot fudge, whipped cream and cherries.
Cass Elliot: Shhh! If you don't tell me, I won't tell my stomach.


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: A Night of Fright Is No Delight (#1.16)" (1970)
[first lines]
Daphne: Ooh, wow! They sure picked a creepy enough place to read a will.


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Night the Clown Cried II: Tears of Doom! (#2.3)" (2012)
Baylor Hotner: And I would have been the world's greatest Hollywood thespian, too, if it hadn't have been for you small town scene stealers.
Daphne Blake: [slaps Baylor] Small town that, Baylor Hotner. These are my friends. Take him away, Sheriff!


Aloha, Scooby-Doo! (2005) (V)
Auntie Mahina: If the ancient mythology is true, the Wiki Tiki will sacrifice Manu and Snookie by throwing them into the volcano.
Daphne: Oh, no!
Fred Jones: Then we've got to climb up there and stop him.
Auntie Mahina: You must go and find the entrance to his lair and enter *through* the mountain.
Shaggy: You mean, like, through spooky caves and stuff?
Auntie Mahina: Yes, through spooky caves and stuff.


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Secret of Shark Island (#1.8)" (1972)
Daphne: What's that?
Milo Meekly: What?
Daphne: That unearthly moaning.
Velma: G-sharp I believe.


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Ghastly Ghost Town (#1.1)" (1972)
Fred: This desert reminds me of a woman.
Daphne: How so?
Fred: It goes on, and on, and on.


Scooby-Doo! And Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery (2015) (V)
Fred Jones: [after watching Daphne passionately kiss Starchild] You know you could've cut it off a little earlier, it was kind of gross, I mean I was right there, I was there!
Daphne Blake: [mesmorized] Oh I'm sorry did you say something, "Frank"
[giggles then kisses him]


Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery (2014) (V)
Daphne Blake: Um... exactly how many more play by play Scooby Snack attacks do we have to endure before WWE City?
Shaggy Rogers: Like, we brought everything we had. Scooby and I need to keep our energy up so we can cheer like crazy at the main event.
Velma Dinkley: There's so many boxes, I can't event see the luggage.
Shaggy Rogers: Luggage?
Daphne Blake: [with Velma] You didn't pack the luggage?
Scooby-Doo: Uh-Oh!
Daphne Blake: Of all the food induced insane things you two have done, this absolutely takes the cake.
Scooby-Doo: [with Shaggy] Mmm... cake!
Daphne Blake: I mean it!
Shaggy Rogers: Like, what's the big deal? We all wear the same outfits every single day anyway.


"Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law: Shaggy Busted (#1.3)" (2002)
Velma Dinkley: [regarding Shaggy and Scooby-Doo] I know the way it looks, Mr. Birdman, but that's just the way they are.
Daphne: Yeah. they always act that way.
Peanut: [ogling Daphne] Oooo. Sprechen Sie sexy...
Harvey Birdman: So you mean to tell me they weren't...
Guard: [walking through scene] Hi.
Fred Jones: Nope. They're just stupid.


"Robot Chicken: Operation Rich in Spirit (#1.17)" (2005)
Daphne: [She falls backwards from the cabin into a little outdoor layer] That must be Jason's dead mother. This explains everything.
Fred: [He falls on Daphne] That must be Jason's dead mother. This explains everything.
Daphne: Fred, you're an asshole! And that ascot makes you look gay.


Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright (2013) (V)
Daphne: Fred, why do ghosts and monsters and stuff turn up wherever we go? Is it something about us?
Fred: No, this happens to everyone. It would be too much of a coincidence if this only happened to us, so logically, everyone must run into ghosts and monsters all the time.
Daphne: Really?
Fred: Sure! It's simple math. They must be everywhere.


Scooby-Doo in Where's My Mummy? (2005) (V)
Rock Rivers: [finds a scroll and unrolls it] See the ancient text, no doubt written in blood.
Daphne: Eww! Freddie, look, it's the ankh necklace.
Fred: [consulting Omar's journal] I'll translate the ancient writing. "Help, the heavy tourist is pinching my kitten."
Daphne: [grabs the journal] Uh, how about "the necklace is the key to the curse"?
Fred: Ooh! Even better.


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Foul Play in Funland (#1.8)" (1969)
Daphne: Shaggy, sometimes I think you'd rather eat pizza pie than solve a mystery.
Shaggy: Let's vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie?
Scooby Doo: Rizza rie!


Night of the Living Doo (2001) (TV)
Daphne: I can't wait to get out of these clothes and into my jammies.
Velma: Yeah. Me, too.
Daphne: But wait... we don't have any jammies!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Midnight Zone (#2.11)" (2012)
Fred Jones: We're leaving now!
Tub: I wish! Moby's stuck!
Tom: The only way we can leave is if someone stays behind and keeps the doors open with this manual override lever.
Cassidy Williams: I'll do it.
Daphne Blake: No!
Cassidy Williams: I'll be right behind you. Trust me, I'm a fast swimmer. Go! I'll be fine. Go.
Daphne Blake: [stays behind briefly] What we were taking about before, about reget - you weren't talking about me and Fred. You were talking about you and Mr. E. You loved him once, didn't you?
Cassidy Williams: [last words] What E and I had we lost a long time ago. Don't make the same mistake I did. Now go!
[Daphne leaves]


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Beware the Beast from Below (#1.1)" (2010)
Sheriff Stone: [after the gang find a cocooned body] From this point forward this is a crime scene and future tourist attraction- stay out of it!
Velma Dinkley: I got a stay out of it right here!
[raises fist]
Fred Jones: Let me talk to him.
Daphne Blake: [dreamily] Don't worry, Fred will make him understand!
Fred Jones: [runs back carrying body] Shaggy, start the car!
Shaggy Rogers: I thought you were gonna talk to him!
Fred Jones: He wasn't in a listening mood.


Scooby-Doo and the Spooky Swamp (2010) (VG)
Daphne: [mockingly, while fighting enemies] Did that hurt?


Scooby Doo! First Frights (2009) (VG)
Daphne Blake: [while in barbarian costume] Taste hammer!


Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! (2006) (V)
Fred: [addressing the upset crowd] Sorry everybody, we didn't mean to ruin the cruise for you.
Daphne: There's still the ping-pong championship. Or maybe the potholder weaving seminar?
[everybody gives her a dirty look]
Daphne: The popsicle stick sculpture class.
[everybody gives her a blank look]
Daphne: Anyone for checkers?


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Through the Curtain (#2.25)" (2013)
Fred Jones: I'll do it. I'll go.
Daphne Blake: No. We all go together. No more splitting up; never again.


Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare (2010) (V)
Freddy Jones: [the gang prepare to split up and seach for clues] Who's with me?
Jessica: I'll go. I'm a certified scuba instructor.
Daphne Blake: [imitating Jessica] 'I'm a certified scuba instructor... '
[Velma giggles]
Freddy Jones: What was that, Daph?
Daphne Blake: Huh? Nothing. I'll go with you.


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: A Scooby Doo Halloween (#2.6)" (2003)
[Shaggy and Scooby throw Fred and the girls into the Mystery Machine and drive off; Shaggy is driving, Scooby in the front passenger seat, Fred and the girls are sitting in back]
Daphne: Shaggy, Scooby, we weren't done with our wrap up.
Shaggy: I know. But if we don't hurry, we'll never make it in time to Velma's Aunt and Uncle's in time for Halloween.
Fred: [to himself] Wow! So this is what it's like to be in the back seat. It's cool!
Velma: Uh, Halloween is not until tomorrow night.
[as the gang is talking, the gears make a loud grinding sound, which concerns Freddy]
Shaggy: Yeah, but your aunt and uncle live in Banning Junction. It's like the place to spend the holiday! We have to get there early if we wanna beat the crowds.
Fred: Uh, speaking of driving, Shaggy. It looks like your kinda riding the clutch a bit hard there?
Shaggy: [thinking out loud] Candy, rockin' with KISS, more Candy!
[chuckles softly]
Daphne: [in shock] KISS?
Fred: [growing more concerned] You might wanna just put it in third. She's kind of a delicate piece of machinery, Shag.
Shaggy: They're playing at the big Masquerade Ball tomorrow night, and I'm gonna ask Paul Stanley to sign my forehead.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, me too!
[the van drives over a bump in the road]
Fred: [losing his temper; shouting, to Shaggy] YOU'RE KILLING MY MYSTERY MACHINE!
[the gang swaps seats with one another; as Freddie takes the wheel]
Fred: [to the Mystery Machine] Who's a good Mystery Machine? Who's a good girl? Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
[the girls look at Fred in disgust]


Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster (2004) (V)
Shannon: For centuries the Blakes have been falling through trap doors, finding secret passageways, getting kidnapped, and getting caught in traps of our own creation. The Blakes have been famous for being-how should I put this?- danger prone.
Daphne: [as the gang looks at her] What?