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: It can save your life, this cigarette. James Bond
: You sound like a commercial.
: Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger. James Bond
: If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me? Tiger Tanaka
: [the code response
] I... love you. James Bond
: Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
[Being bathed by Tanaka's women
] Tiger Tanaka
: You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin. James Bond
: Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree."
[Choosing a masseuse
] James Bond
: Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here. Tiger Tanaka
: Good choice, she's very sexyful.
: My friend, now you take your first civilized bath. James Bond
[Bond is surrounded by four young Japanese women wearing only white bras and panties
] James Bond
: Oh, I like the plumbing. Tiger Tanaka
: Place yourself entirely in their hands, my dear Bond-san. Rule number one: is never do anything yourself - when someone else can do it for you. James Bond
: And number two? Tiger Tanaka
: Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second. James Bond
: I just might retire to here.
: I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.
: [to James Bond
] Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.
: [after Tiger's helicopter drops an enemy car chasing Bond and Aki into the Pacific ocean
] How's that for Japanese efficiency? James Bond
: Just a drop in the ocean.
: [discussing Osato Chemicals' supertanker, the Ning Po, which is known to be smuggling rocket fuel
] We shadowed the Ning Po to the outer islands. Aki
: It was very dark. Hard to see her all the time. Tiger Tanaka
: But we know she stopped somewhere. Look at these photos.
[Tiger hands James photos of the Ning Po
: Look at the water line. James Bond
: [noticing the higher water line of the ship in seperate photos
] You're right. Fully laden here, and empty here. James Bond
: [getting up
] I want to take a look at the island now. Is Little Nellie here? Tiger Tanaka
: Yes. And her father.
[James, Aki, and Tiger enter a nearby garage where an agitated and sweating Q is waiting
] James Bond
] Welcome to Japan, Dad. Is my little girl hot and ready? Q
] Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose, so I'm in no mood for juvenile quips.
: Do you have any commandos here? Tiger Tanaka
: I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school.
: You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.
: I'd like you to examine these as soon as possible. They're from Osato's safe. Tiger Tanaka
: This is an order for naval stores. 500 kilos of butter. 50 containers of lox. What is lox? James Bond
: Oh, it's American name for smoked salmon. But, it's also the technical name for liquid oxygen - which makes rocket fuel.
: You like Japanese sake, Mr. Bond? Or, would you prefer a vodka martini? James Bond
: Oh, no. I like sake. Especially when it's served at the correct temperature: 98.4 degrees fahrenheit like this is. Tiger Tanaka
: For a European, you are exceptionally cultivated.
: [Three young Japanese women giving Bond a bath
] Your English girls would never perform this simple service. James Bond
: I think I know one or two who might get around to it. Tiger Tanaka
: Miss Moneypenny, perhaps?
: Chasing girls will be the end of you, Bond-san. I have told you that before. Aki
: He didn't chase her! He did it so that I could get away. He wouldn't touch that horrible girl. You wouldn't, would you? James Bond
: Oh, heaven forbid.
: I have my curiosity, Bond-san. What is little Nellie? James Bond
: Oh, she's a wonderful girl. Very small. Quite fast. Can do anything. Just your type. Tiger Tanaka
: A toy helicopter? Q
: No, it's certainly not a toy!
: What's the plan for me? Tiger Tanaka
: First, you become a Japanese. Second, you train hard and quickly to become a ninja - like us. And third, to give you extra special cover - you take a wife.