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: [about getting shot
] In your defense, a moving target is harder to hit. Eve
: Then you'd better keep moving.
: Agent down.
: [watches Bond shave
] Cut-throat razor. How very traditional. James Bond
: Well, I like to do some things the old-fashioned way. Eve
: Sometimes the old ways are best.
: You know, Mallory's not as bad as you think. James Bond
: He's a bureaucrat. Eve
: You should do your homework. Gareth Mallory was a Lieutenant Colonel... James Bond
: Lieutenant Colonel in Northern Ireland. Hereford Regiment. Spent three months at the hands of the IRA. Eve
: So there's more to him than meets the eye.
[Bond is gifted the porcelain bulldog
: I think she was encouraging you to take a desk job. James Bond
: Just the opposite.
: She's ready for you. James Bond
: I'm sorry, have we met before? Eve
: I'm the one who should say sorry. James Bond
: It was only four ribs. Some of the less vital organs. Nothing major.
: Not enough excitement in Istanbul? Eve
: I've been reassigned. Temporary suspension from field work. James Bond
: Really? Eve
: Mmm. Something to do with killing 007. James Bond
: Well, you gave it your best shot. Eve
: That was hardly my best shot. James Bond
: I'm not sure I could survive your best. Eve
: I doubt you'll get the chance.
: [a mirror on Land Rover's right door falls
] That's all right. You weren't using it. Eve
: [makes left mirror fall
] I wasn't using that one, either.
: [via Eve's earpiece
] What was that? Eve
: VW Beetles... I think.
: She's pretty. James Bond
: Now, now. Eve
: If you like that sort of thing. James Bond
: I'll keep you posted.
[puts his earpiece into her glass
: You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment. James Bond
: Really. What's the penalty for that? Miss Moneypenny
: Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos.
: Hmm, never seen you after hours, Moneypenny... lovely. Miss Moneypenny
: Thank you, James. James Bond
: Out on some kind of fashion assignment, dressing to kill? Miss Moneypenny
: I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together. James Bond
: Moneypenny, I'm devastated.
: M authorizes you to observe Miss Onatopp but stipulates no... contact without prior approval. End transmission, Moneypenny. Good night, James. I trust you'll stay... Onatopp of things?
: What would I ever do without you? Miss Moneypenny
: As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me. James Bond
: Hope springs eternal.
: Oh, by the way, how was the girl? James Bond
: (turns the lamp towards her, interrogation style) Which girl? MoneyPenny
: The... uh... Chinese one we set you up with? James Bond
: Another few minutes and I would have found out.
] Submarine Captain
: Dinghy's on board, sir. M
: [referring to Bond in the dinghy
] Tell him to come below and report. MoneyPenny
: It'll be a pleasure, sir.
: [buzzing intercom
] Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S. MoneyPenny
: Yes sir.
: We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget. James Bond
: Yes? MoneyPenny
: "I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it James Bond
: Don't worry, I get it.
: I really have to note your qualifications. Cooper
: Height: six foot two and a half. 184 pounds. Trophies for karate and judo, holder of the Kama Sutra black belt.
: [taking the reins of the British Secret Service
] Oh, by the way, Moneypenny, since I've come in here, have you heard me stammer? Miss Moneypenny
: No, sir! Sir James
: Splendid. Let me know if I do; I haven't got time for that sort of thing now.
: Ah, this is where you come in Moneypenny. I want you to go through all the Auxiliary Files. Miss Moneypenny
: The lot, sir? It'll take all night. Sir James
: Your mother did some of her best work at night.
: In the conference room - something pretty big; every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the Home Secretary, too! James Bond
: His wife probably lost her dog.
: James, how else will you recognize her? James Bond
: Can't miss. She has two moles on her left thigh.
: James! But, why are you so late? James Bond
: I fell out of an airplane without a parachute. Who's in there? Miss Moneypenny
: Q and the Minister of Defense. James Bond
: You don't believe me do you? Miss Moneypenny
: No. And you should go right in.
: Why James, you look like you've just fallen off a mountain. James Bond
: Funny you should say that, Moneypenny, actually I was in a cable car. It doesn't matter.
: Have you got a mission, James? James Bond
: Yes. I am to eliminate all free radicals. Miss Moneypenny
: Ooh. Do be careful.
: Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed. Miss Moneypenny
: James, we *both* should be!
: [Whilst being in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor
] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue. Moneypenny
: You always were a cunning linguist, James. Moneypenny
: [M walks up from behind Moneypenny
] Don't ask. M
: Don't tell.
: I believe you once had a relationship with Carver's wife, Paris. James Bond
: That was a long time ago, M... before she was married. I didn't realize it was public knowledge. Moneypenny
: Queen and country, James. M
: Your job is to find out whether Carver or someone in his organization sent that ship off course, and why. Use your relationship with Mrs. Carver, if necessary. James Bond
: I doubt if she'll remember me. M
: Remind her. Then pump her for information. Moneypenny
: You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed, James. James Bond
: If only that were true of you and I, Moneypenny.
: James! Where have you been? I've been searching all over London for you.
[Picks up phone
] Miss Moneypenny
: 007 is here sir.
[Slaps Bond's hand away from the papers on her desk
] James Bond
: Moneypenny! What gives? Miss Moneypenny
: Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You've never taken me to dinner looking like this. You've never taken me to dinner... James Bond
: I would, you know. Only "M" would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government property. Miss Moneypenny
: Flattery will get you nowhere - but don't stop trying.
: That girl must be very talented. James Bond
: Believe me, my interest in her is purely professional.
[Moneypenny is typing a disinformative newspaper report in her office, when 007 walks in
] Miss Moneypenny
[They begin to make out, when all of a sudden...
: [walking in
[Moneypenny sits up and in reality is in the virtual reality simulation centre
] Miss Moneypenny
: Um... I was... just testing it out.
[She blushes and buttons her blouse
: It's rather hard, isn't it? Miss Moneypenny
: Yes... very...
: Moneypenny, where's 007? Moneypenny
: He's on a mission sir. In Austria. M
: Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately.
[scene cuts to Bond making love to a woman
: Moneypenny - Fairbanks. Moneypenny
: Alaska. James Bond
: No, Bill Fairbanks. 002. Moneypenny
] Oh, poor Bill. I miss him. James Bond
: Yes, well the man with the golden gun didn't.
: What can I bring you back from Holland? Miss Moneypenny
: A diamond? In a ring? James Bond
: Would you settle for a tulip? Miss Moneypenny
: [Bond leaves; she sighs longingly
] Mm, yes.
: James! Have you brought me a souvenir from your trip? Chocolates? An engagement ring? James Bond
: I thought you might enjoy one of these.
[gives Ms. Moneypenny a cigar tube
] Ms. Moneypenny
: How romantic. I know exactly where to put that.
[throws the cigar tube in the garbage
] James Bond
: Oh Moneypenny, the story of our relationship: close, but no cigar.
: What do you know about gold, Moneypenny? Miss Moneypenny
: Oh, the only gold I know about is the kind you wear... you know, on the third finger of your left hand? James Bond
: Well, one of these days we really must look into that. Miss Moneypenny
: How about tonight? You'll come over for dinner...
[playfully tosses Bond's hat onto the hat rack
] Miss Moneypenny
: and I'll cook you a wonderful angel cake. James Bond
: Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure, but I'm afraid I have a... business appointment. Miss Moneypenny
] That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me. Oh, well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she, James? M
: [over intercom
] "She" is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007. He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late. Miss Moneypenny
: [to Bond
] Then there's hope for me yet. James Bond
: [gives Moneypenny a playful peck on the cheek
] Moneypenny, won't you ever believe me?