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Clayface (Character)
from "Batman: The Animated Series" (1992)

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"Batman: The Animated Series: Feat of Clay Part II (#1.5)" (1992)
Clayface: The formula must have soaked every cell in my body.
Teddy Lupus: It's... It's some kind of miracle.
[changes back to Clayface]
Teddy Lupus: Wha... What are you doing?
Clayface: No. No! You broke my concentration. It won't work. Don't you see? It's too hard. It's like tensing a muscle. I can't keep it up for long! MY CAREER, MY LIFE, IT IS GONE! AND I CAN NEVER GET IT BACK! I'M NOT AN ACTOR ANYMORE! I'm not even a... man.

[chasing Germs through the hospital, Batman corners him in a storage closet filled with specimen jars]
Germs: Let me out of here, please! All these viruses and bacteria! I could be... infected!
Batman: I know.
[he advances]
Batman: Now... the man who impersonated Bruce Wane, I want his name.
Germs: I... I don't know who...
[Batman takes a jar off the shelf and reads the label]
Batman: Crimson fever. Lousy way to go. No cure, you know.
[He puts the jar on a shelf above Germs's head]
Batman: The name, *now*!
Germs: Okay, okay! It was Hagen! Matt Hagen, the movie actor.
[Batman punches the wall, causing the jar to teeter on the shelf]
Germs: [cringing] It's the truth, I swear!
Batman: Then how did he fool Fox? He's good, but no actor, no makeup, is that good.
Germs: I... I don't know!
[Batman punches the wall again. The jar teeters closer to the edge]
Germs: You're crazy!
Batman: [cracks his knuckles] Last chance: talk!
Germs: Alright! He... had something... something nobody else had. He could...
[the light is turned on, and a cop enters]
Clayface: Nice going Batman! But I'll take it from here.
[as he enters, the jar tips off the shelf and falls. Germs screams, and Batman catches the jar, revealing the label: "Seawater for Analysis"]

Fat Woman: I'd like to ask Mr. Daggett about the rumors I've heard. I hear he's selling Renuyu through direct marketing because stores won't carry it due to it's harmful side effects.
Roland Daggett: Well, that's, uh, absolutely untrue.
Fat Woman: What about the addictive properties of Renuyu, Mr. Daggett? Once you're hooked, you can't stop using it without horrible pain.
Roland Daggett: No! I mean... That's just not so!
Fat Woman: Why don't you show them what an overdose can do, Daggett?
[in Clayface's voice]
Clayface: Why don't you tell them about me?
[transforms into Clayface]

Clayface: [Clayface is morphing uncontrollably] Stop it! Stop it! Turn them off! I can't control it! I can't be all of them! Not all at once!

Clayface: Move it, Lupus. I want all this stuff out of here by sunrise.
Teddy Lupus: Ah, Matt, come on. You don't have to do this. You made a comeback before, you can do it again.
Clayface: Comeback? Comeback? From this! Face it, Teddy. Matt Hagen is history. This time for good. He's never coming back again.

Clayface: You again.
Batman: Hagen... listen to me...
Clayface: There is no Hagen. It's only me now... Clayface.

Clayface: Not even the Batman could stop me, Teddy, and that means Daggett won't have a prayer.
Teddy Lupus: Matt... please. Y-y-you don't wanna do anything crazy. Why don't you try to get some shut eye?
Clayface: DON'T YOU DARE PATRONIZE ME! I told you I don't need rest. I don't need food and I DON'T NEED YOU!

Clayface: [as Clayface has Batman cornered, Batman flips a switch, turning on multiple TV screens displaying past roles Hagen has played] What are you doing? Stop it!
Batman: Look at them, Hagen. Look at what you used to be.
Clayface: No. No. Turn them off!
Batman: You can play those roles again, Hagen. Let me help you find a cure.
Clayface: No! Hagen's gone. Make him stop haunting me!


"Justice League: Secret Society: Part II (#2.18)" (2003)
[Batman has just seen through Clayface's over-urban impression of the Flash]
Clayface: What gave me away?
Batman: You overplayed your part, "yo."

Clayface: Remember those old spy movies I used to act in? Where the villain would catch the hero, but wouldn't kill him? And then the hero would *always* get away?
Grodd: I'm not much of a moviegoer.


"The Batman: Clayface of Tragedy (#1.13)" (2005)
Clayface: Come on in, Batman. It's time to say our goodbyes to Chief Rojas.
Batman: Let him go.
Clayface: What, you don't approve, Bats? After all, to Rojas here, we're both on the wrong side of the law.
Batman: It doesn't matter what he thinks. It's the code you live by that matters. And you don't wanna cross a line that you can't uncross.
Clayface: Maybe you haven't noticed, Bats, but my line's been crossed for good!
Detective Ellen Yin: Ethan, no!
Detective Ethan Bennett: It's not cool anymore to reveal secret identities, Yin.
Detective Ellen Yin: Not that it matters.
Bruce Wayne: When I can be anyone I choose.
Batman: And when I'm no longer sure what I am.
The Joker: Except a freak!
[laughs]
The Joker: You know what separates the freaks from the normals? Just one rotten day. Ever had a really rotten day, Batman?
Clayface: Thought so.
Batman: Joker's rotten to the core by choice. A choice that's still yours to make, Detective.
Detective Ellen Yin: Turn yourself in, Ethan. We can help you.
Clayface: You don't get it, do you? Joker didn't just melt my skin, he melted my mind! I am a freak, inside and out! And Chief Rojas has zero-tolerance for the likes of me!


Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu (2003) (VG)
[a two-foot-tall Clayface faces Batman]
Clayface: Time to end it, one way or the other, Batman.
Batman: Too bad you're only half the monster you used to be.
Clayface: Children, come to me.
[Clayface's clay soldiers approach from all angles, and Clayface reabsorbs them, growing several feet and looming over Batman]
Clayface: Still look like an easy fight, Batman?
Batman: No, just a good one.


"The New Batman Adventures: Growing Pains (#1.8)" (1998)
Annie: Don't you see? I'm not real.
Robin: Yes you are!
Clayface: No, she's not. You know now. You're part of me. Come home.
Robin: [to Annie] Stay behind me. Don't let him touch you.
Clayface: I've warned you once, kid. Stay out of this!
Annie: I... I don't know what to do anymore.
Clayface: Come back to me. It's the only thing you can do.
Robin: No! Annie, run!


"Justice League: Secret Society (#2.17)" (2003)
[the Society confronts Batman, alone]
Clayface: You didn't think I'd come here without reinforcements, did you?
Batman: Wish I'd thought of that.
[the door falls open behind him]
Batman: Oh, wait - I did.