| | - "30-minutes of story -- conveyed in less than 3 hours!": l-o-n-g-e-r movies...shorter plots.
- "If you've seen the trailer, why bother to see the movie?!?": Previews that give away the film's entire plot.
- "THX: the audio is deafening!": Movie sound so loud it constitutes assault w/a deadening weapon.
- "Yo quiero tacky tie-ins!": Mega-zillion-dollar cross-promotional overkill: Armageddon, Godzilla, etc.
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